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MARTHA STEWART CONVICTED OF CARRYING TWO HANDBAGS BY WASHINGTON POST! YET SHE STILL WALKS OUR STREETS!

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RUMSFELD INCREASES SIZE OF ARMY BY 30,000 AFTER COMPLETEY MISJUDGING LENGTH AND BREADTH OF IRAQ WAR! RICH FRIENDS AT HALIBURTON WILL MAKE BILLIONS MORE!

ARMY NOT TOO SMALL -- WARS FOR OIL TOO BIG!

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