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| Date: | 2002-11-08 10:50 |
| Subject: | Alright, fatballs mcbignuts |
| Security: | Public |
Okay, I was wrong, she wasnt in the bathroom she was on the bed asleep. I think its bedtime for me too, since i just called my journal fatballs mcbignuts.
| Date: | 2002-11-08 10:46 |
| Subject: | Yep |
| Security: | Public |
Drunk.
I'm drunk.
Jack Daniels 150th birthday whiskey. A whole 2% more alcohol, from 43 to 45. That means from 86 proof to 90 proof. Suck that shit, biznatch!
Hulk Hogan is doing 10-10-220 commercials now.
Flip him the bird! Yes, and smoke while you are doing so.
Also, I love Deziree. I hope she feels ok, she's in the bathroom and she doesnt feel good. :( I am gonna go check on her.
| Date: | 2002-10-31 8:43 |
| Subject: | Oh sweet nectar |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  working |
It's payday. Lots of money for JJ.
Wheeha! No more spending $500 on stuff I don't need in 2 weeks, huh? This paycheck is RENT paycheck. fignuts.
Holy junk monkey, I love my job. I'm dressed all in black for Halloween. Either that or all I had clean was black clothes. Anyway, I've already been asked if I was going to a funeral and referred to as Johnny Cash. I fell in to a burning ring of fire....
I am taking my sugar mama to The Ring tonight. Should be a good time. :D I love me some Deziree.
| Date: | 2002-10-27 2:40 |
| Subject: | Check out my pumpkin |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  accomplished |
| Music: | Blair Witch Project on TV |
Deziree and I carved a pumpkin yesterday, and here he is.
( More pictures of the Vomitting Jack-O-Lantern )
| Date: | 2002-09-21 6:10 |
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| Security: | Public |
I just got back from the pub, the bar where deziree works, and she was getting shit on by a bunch of drunk assholes.
I tell you right now that there are a couple of guys that are lucky they didn't leave that bar with a face full of glass.
| Date: | 2002-08-13 11:32 |
| Subject: | Holy shit! |
| Security: | Public |
Some guy practically stole my icon! I dont know if I should be flattered or what.
http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=adult_swim&itemid;=234954&thread;=904394
| Date: | 2002-08-02 5:43 |
| Subject: | The English are odd |
| Security: | Public |
There is a town in england called "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch". I think when the town was named, the crazy bastards were either on drugs that don't exist anymore or they thought it would be funny to make a 56 letter word with as little voewls as possible.
| Date: | 2002-07-31 7:35 |
| Subject: | New icon! |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | accomplished |
I just made a new icon, what do you think of it?
| Date: | 2002-07-20 10:07 |
| Subject: | 7 |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  loved |
I love me some Deziree!
| Date: | 2002-07-09 5:30 |
| Subject: | On the side of the road... |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  amused |
A guy wearing a sandwich board sign that says:
Jesus is coming
REPENT OR BURN
Thanks there, prophet, but I think Jesus might have been going for a different image...
Seen on a church marquee a few weeks ago:
When was the last time you had a really good laugh?
I thought that was hilarious being on a church marquee and all. "Feel free to come in and laugh at our mormon nonsense!"
| Date: | 2002-07-07 3:10 |
| Subject: | New style! |
| Security: | Public |
Check that out. My new style is kickin! I suggest you all check it out and let me know how you like it.
By the way, it was all done by my fantastic girlfriend, so feel free to praise her. :D
I think it looks great, thank you baby! I love you!
| Date: | 2002-06-28 9:45 |
| Subject: | |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | accomplished |
Well, I graduated.
No more ITT Tech, ever! It was a pretty okay ceremony. I had a good time. Poor Deziree was pretty sick with food poisoning but she made it and cheered me on. My sister was there too. So I graduated with highest honors too. I'm good!
I get paid today. Its gonna be a fat ass paycheck. I have to go drop some things off at the firm and finish up some paperwork for them. I'm excited.
PAYDAY!!! HELL YEAH!
GRADUATED!! HELL YEAH!
MOVING IN WITH MY SOULMATE IN A LITTLE OVER A MONTH!!! OH HELL YEAH!
| Date: | 2002-06-20 11:54 |
| Subject: | Wow |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | loved |
Its been six months.
I've never been in love like this.
She's my soulmate. My other half.
I love you, baby. You're my world.
| Date: | 2002-06-06 5:51 |
| Subject: | Um... |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: |  curious |
Who lives in or around Beaverton/Hillsboro Oregon, and why did you look at my journal 55 times yesterday, entry by entry in November?
1Cust134.tnt3.beaverton.or.da.uu.net
67.227.187.134
| Date: | 2002-05-20 10:46 |
| Subject: | 5 |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | loved |
5.
How did I get so lucky?
I love you, Deziree.
| Date: | 2002-05-14 10:24 |
| Subject: | Lazy shits |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | loved |
I'm putting the pictures here, because I just want to. Live with it.
( How about some Sexy Sexy folk? )
| Date: | 2002-05-13 10:24 |
| Subject: | Tickets! |
| Security: | Public |
I'd like to direct everyone's attention to pictures of Deziree and me at Six Flags. So click the link or I'll punch your testicles.
If you lack testicles, I will find something else to punch.
http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=deziree&itemid;=204687
| Date: | 2002-05-07 4:40 |
| Subject: | I love me some Deziree |
| Security: | Public |
| Mood: | loved |
Pretty girl! ::smile:: I love her!
| Date: | 2002-05-06 8:43 |
| Subject: | Luckiest man alive |
| Security: | Public |
"Steve Huey" was suffering from an inoperable and fatal brain tumor. Doctors had given him only two months to live, so Huey decided to end it sooner rather than face the pain. He wrote a suicide note and then placed the gun to his head and shot.
Later, friends found him on the floor in a pool of blood. They called the ambulance and within hours, Huey was up and walking around. "His sense of humor was amazing, but even more amazing is his luck," remarked his doctor.
The chances of him shooting out his brain tumor are 254 million to one. The bullet missed all of the vital parts of the brain and only shot out the tumor. Friends and family have urged Huey to put his luck to good use and buy lots of lottery tickets.
"I tell him everyday ‘go buy a lottery ticket’ and ‘go bet on a horse’, but he just won’t do it. Sometimes he can be so stubborn," said a close friend.
Doctors are cautioning to other terminal patients not to try what Huey did. They say there is no way that they help themselves, they will harm themselves severely.
| Date: | 2002-05-01 6:02 |
| Subject: | My jetsam rocks |
| Security: | Public |
Yeah, I play neopets. My jetsam kicks ass.
Click it. Join. You know you want to. Do it.
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