2. What's in your "goodie drawer"?

cigarettes, massage oils
lube, my trusty vibrator, and condoms
not a "goodie drawer" but a "goodie closet" ... with everything you could possibly imagine, including nipple clamps
What's a "goodie drawer"?

3. Would you ever have a threesome?

Why not? Especially if it involved two delicious gay guys
Only if I were the "guest star"
Just to act out my boyfriend's stereotypical fantasy? No thanks!
Well, if I thought it would save my relationship...

4. Would you ever sleep with your boss to get ahead?

I sure would! Especially if he were sexy. I'm all about giving head to get ahead.
No way... I would probably stop working with the creep.
Nope, but I would let him paint my clit.
No, I am already successful enough.

5. Analingus... ever go there?

No way! Are we doing that now?
I could be convinced to try it, I guess.
Sure, as long as I'm on the receiving end ONLY.
I'd give and receive for the right guy... my husband.

6. Ever cheat on a boyfriend?

No way, it's hard enough to find a boyfriend, let alone two.
Does kissing count as cheating?
Oh that's why I don't keep boyfriends, then it's not cheating.
Well, yeah, but only with an ex I was really hot for at the time.

7. Sex before marriage?

I've done it, but it was probably a mistake
You've got to have sex before the second date - preferably before the first date!
I'm all for sex instead of marriage
Hell, I'm for sex and a baby without being married

8. How do you feel about oral sex?

I only give to receive
I'll give it anytime, even for a guy with funky spunk
It's great with the right person
No way! I'll take it but I'm never a giver

9. You and the penis:

Usually get along fabulously, unless it's too big or too small.
Seem to get along well. You haven't run across anything too freaky, except for premature ejaculation guy.
Go together ... you have run into a few problems with balls though
Bad news. You've seen some scary stuff from chronic impotence to uncircumsised dongs.r

10. The freakiest guy you ever dated::

Raped your face with his tongue
Showered religoiusly after sex
Engaged in baby talk in bed
Wanted you to pee on him

11. Have you ever had an HIV test?

No way, I'm scared of the results.
Nope, my number of partners is pretty low - although I did get crabs once.
I've had one or two
I've had three or more

12. What are you most likely to say??

"You've got to get online honey. If only for the porn."
"And I don't want to be the up-the-butt girl because, I mean, men don't marry the up-the-butt girl. Who's ever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt?"
"The truth is I was dying to sleep with him. But isn't delayed gratification the definition of maturity?"
"This is my last chance. Last chance for sex. Dead woman fucking."