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[11 Mar 2004|03:36am] [ music | The Pixies - Bone Machine ] Don't ask me why, but I was walking down the streets of Farafax California and I saw this flyer hangin' on a telephone poll, and it said, "Can God Fill Teeth? That's RIGHT! For a ten dollar donation you could see silver fillings turn to gold, and other super-normal dental happenings. New caps, filled cavities. Bring a flashlight and a mirror to observe." ............Wait a minute........ Didn't I just read about how cops are getting parents to plant bugging devices in their kids teeth? So that if they disappear, they can track them before they wind up on a milk carton, and all that? And didn't I read that these devices can go two-way, and everything I do or say is going on a tape somewhere RIGHT NOW? Planted in my cavities! AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME! No wonder every bad thing in and out of my mouth keeps winding up on my employment record! All those fillings! ALL THOSE CROWNS! I'll show them who's boss of my big mouth! Where's the pliers?! DAMMIT, Where's the pliers?! WILMA! WHERE DID YOU PUT MY ELECTRIC DRILL?!?! This is all coming out RIGHT NOW. TODAY! *electric drilling noises and screaming* Must be some kind of conspiracy.. the whole world's a fuckin' conspiracy... Look anywhere long enough, you'll find a conspiracy.. Bah! LIFE'S A CONSPIRACY! Needle-nose! UP MY NOSE. Ach! Where all all these wires coming from?! Driving them up into my skull.. I keep pulling out more and more cooper SPAGHETTI! Three cheers and a picture of my breasts (Oh. Boy. *sarcasm*) to anyone that can tell me where this comes from. 3 comments|post comment

Phone Post [10 Mar 2004|02:57am] PhonePost 376K 1:43 (no transcription available) 3 comments|post comment

[05 Mar 2004|08:26pm] [ music | Bad Religion - Atomic Garden ] ( Dammit, you guys. WITH THE QUESTIONS. My boredom has made me give in. :| ) post comment

[05 Mar 2004|07:35pm] [ music | System of a Down - Forest ] Yar, look at me new icon, ye scurvy dogs. It's Jimmy the Rat, on massive amount of something, Ohm only knows. 1 comment|post comment

[04 Mar 2004|06:47pm] [ music | Pixies - Gigantic ] George W. Bush is Hate Both of these are Stolen from many people. 1. Does my username suit me? 2. Is my journal's title cryptic or descriptive? What do you think it means? (Not my username, but my journal's title.) 3. Does my journal expand your knowledge of me? 4. Do you think my bio describes me well? If there were no names given would you be able to guess who it was describing? 5. Which of my interests surprises you the least? 6. Which of my interests surprises you the most? 7. Which of my interests needs explaining? 8. How many of my friends' journals do you read on a regular basis? 9. How many of my friends are strangers to you? 10. Which of my userpics suits me best? 13 comments|post comment

[29 Feb 2004|03:07am] [ mood | sore ] ~Rest in Peace~ Minerva August, 2002 - February, 2004 The first rat after the Big Move, she lived a long and happy life. She stuck with us through poverty and prosperity, and was more like a friend than a pet. We love you, Min-Min, and we'll miss you as you head to that big rat shrine up in the sky. 4 comments|post comment

Phone Post [28 Feb 2004|12:22am] [ mood | tired ] [ music | They Might be Giants - Doctor Worm ] PhonePost 230K 1:02 (no transcription available) Sorry it was so short, asshole neighbors were getting into the elevator downstairs. 2 comments|post comment

[27 Feb 2004|11:39pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | Wyclef Jean - Bullet in your Bubblegoose ] So today, when I was physically checking in the drop box, Ifound a little present. There was a Lion King 1 1/2 box, but inside was "Meat Packers #1, by Spank It! Productions". Then the guy who owned it came back and asked for it. Yum. Later that day, a child kept yelling at his mother, "Gimme more medicine!", lol, I find the strangest things amusing, but.. They're still amusing, dammit. LAUGH, YOU BASTARDS. I need to make another phone post. Tonight. 4 comments|post comment

Just one more hit... [26 Feb 2004|01:26am] [ mood | hyper ] [ music | The Pixies - Levitate Me ] Yes, third post within the space of twenty-four hours. I'm on caffeine, so fuck you. and I'm doing a repeat. Because I want to. Because this little idea rocks my world(s). Load all MP3's Generate first 20 random songs. Type them here. or there. 1 - TOOL - Parabola 2 - Mojo Nixon - Disney is the Enemy 3 - Into the Woods - Ever After 4 - LARD - Pineapple Face 5 - Sex Pistols - Belsen was a Gas 6 - Ministry of Sound - Frankie Goes to Hollywood 7 - Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the Moon 8 - The Ramones - Zero Zero UFO 9 - The Clash - Atom Tan 10 - The Pogues - Turkish Song of the Damned 11 - The Ramones - Teenage Lobotomy 12 - Dead Kennedys - Rawhide 13 - The Clash - Car Jamming 14 - Marvin Gaye - It Takes Two (>.@) 15 - Daft Punk - Something About Us 16 - Velvet Underground - Satellite of Love 17 - System of a Down & Wu Tang Clan - Shame on a Nigga 18 - Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues 19 - Ministry - Psalm 69 20 - Born Slippy (Pink Floyd VS. Underworld Remix) post comment

[25 Feb 2004|08:24pm] [ mood | contemplative ] [ music | Ramones - We're A Happy Family ] Bach was one hell of a thug back in his day, I'll bet he even had the gold chain around his neck. "ZE 'B' STANDS FOR BAhD AHSS!" That was my random thought for today. also: -naxos- dn, are you going to write "happy valentines day" in your own semen for your gf? -%dn- yz -nonsense- dn: you shold put glitter @ the drying semen -rudine- this is the internet, it was designed for anonymous harassment -%Ryan- when JZs hymen is broken, he morph into a giant butterfly and zoom away Fedor on the Invasion of Normandy, "huhuhuuhuh... Let's go kill some Nazis." "YEAH YEAH HEHEHEHEHEH! FIRE FIRE!!!" "Shut up, Beavis." post comment

[25 Feb 2004|02:51pm] [ mood | groggy ] [ music | The Clash - Career Opportunities ] So, yeah. I had this dream last night. Fucking awesome dream! I just woke up so I have to write it down before i forget. Me and Fedor were sitting in this huge warehouse, but the inside of it looked like a series of shops and such, there was even a roof. For no apparent reason, I was wearing all black and so was he, and we were both carrying milk crates full of explosives and guns. We sat down teh milk crates and started talking, All I remember is "We're really running low on supplies, we should get some more soon." As I stuffed a grenade into my belt. Suddenly, atleast five or six large people pop out of nowhere and start shooting at us, so there's a huge bad ass gun fight, and we could've rivalled the lobby scene with Trinity and Neo, the graphics ruled. Anyway.. SIMBA.. who was an actual lion, must've been working for us, and he was attaking people and whatnot. But the bad thing is, I pulled the pin on the grenade and threw it into the windows of one of the shops, where a bad dude happened to be, and we took off, but Simba must not have noticed, because he and everyone else in the warehouse was blown to oblivion. That made me feel bad :X That's kind of where the dream ended, because the cat woke me up after that. Anyway. LYRIC TIME! ( Lyrics for the Mentally Unstable ) 2 comments|post comment

Inspired by Auby.. [22 Feb 2004|03:59pm] [ mood | geeky ] [ music | Bauhaus - Peter Murphy ] Okay. Here we go. Top Ten's: Top Ten Characters in Film: 10 - Michael Sullivan - Road to Perdition 9 - The Dad from a Christmas Story 8 - Nurse Ratchett - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 7 - Doc Holliday - Tombstone 6 - Sheriff of Nottingham (Alan Rickman) - Robin Hood 5 - Stevo - SLC Punk! 4 - George Jung - Blow 3 - Raoul Duke - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 2 - Martin Blank - Grosse Point Blank 1 - Jack Sparrow - Pirates of the Caribbean Top Five Characters in Books (Comics included :F): 5 - Sirius Black - Harry Potter PoA and Up 4 - Raoul Duke - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas 3 - Tonks - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 2 - The Great God Ohm - Small Gods 1 - Spider Jerusalem - Transmetropolitan post comment

[21 Feb 2004|08:25am] [ mood | uncomfortable ] [ music | Arrogant Worms - The Hockey Song ] ( Because I'm a Whore for These Things.. And I'm Bored. Sort of.. ::shifty eyes:: Stolen from InfintySquared ) 2 comments|post comment

Phone Post [18 Feb 2004|11:39pm] PhonePost 319K 1:24 (no transcription available) 1 comment|post comment

For the love of MUSIC... [18 Feb 2004|02:41am] [ mood | crazy ] [ music | Daft Punk - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger ] Load all MP3's Generate first 20 random songs. Type them here. or there. 1 - South Park and Wycleff Jean - Bubblegoose 2 - Weezer - The Sweater Song 3 - Dead Kennedys - Rambozo the Clown 4 - The Ramones - Pet Cemetery 5 - The Toadies - I Come From the Water 6 - Loreena McKennitt - Snow 7 - They Might Be Giants Youth Culture Killed My Dog 8 - 2NU - Spaz Attack 9 - Underworld - Born Slippy 10 - Dead Kennedys - Soup is Good Food 11 - TOOL - Parabol 12 - Astral Projection - Kablah 13 - Chicago ST. - All I Care About is Love 14 - Aphex Twin - Goon Gumpas 15 - Marilyn Manson - Willy Wonka Boat Song 16 - KMFDM - Piggy Bank 17 - Denis Leary - NyQuil 18 - Jacques Loussier - Siciliano in G Minor 19 - Mojo Nixon - Girlfriend's in a Coma 20 - Stephen Sondheim - Into the Woods I like this one. Mmm. My journal says I'm 58% masculine. What does your LJ writing style say about your gender? UsernameCommunity LJ Gender Tool by hutta 7 comments|post comment

[16 Feb 2004|07:54pm] [ mood | lethargic ] [ music | They Might Be Giants - James K. Polk ] I'm not putting up the "Marraige is Love" banner. It may be true, and I'm all about the Love baby, but let's face it. The assholes that run our country are all over forty and haven't felt foxy since they were inaugurated. Or before. They're the kind of people that don't believe anyone should have any sort of imagination at all, because imagination leads to SIN. Not that I'm saying imagination is what leads to homosexual behavior, I'm just making an observation. Marriage is about the union of souls, and souls don't have genitalia. People get way too uptight about things that really shouldn't matter. In other news, the pope got down with some polish breakdancers, and then ended up dumping water over his own head. Yeah, I read that somewhere. Saw a picture too, it was fucking hilarious. http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/01/26/pope.breakdancers.ap/ 2 comments|post comment

Good. Different, but good. [15 Feb 2004|09:47am] [ mood | contemplative ] [ music | NWA - Fuck Da Police ] Last night was the film shoot. I'm so used to theatre acting, where you have to get the lines straight, that when I messed up on a line I cursed and they had to cut. I felt bad, but it's just second nature for me. Anyway, the film stuff was fun. Really fun, and Paul said I did fucking wonderful for a first timer. I was happy to hear that^^ It made me squishy. He's going to be making a series of short films, and he said with out a doubt he'd want me in a few more of them. SQUEE! XD So yeah. I feel pretty good about that. WAH. In other news, THE WORLD IN CRISIS. More on that later. R.I.P: Umlaut. He was a cute little Ham-Ham, we'll all miss him. I've been listening to Aphex Twin a lot more. Techno, but DAMN. There's this one song that sends chills down my spine, it's called Cliffs. Ever see the title of a song, and then it sounds exactly like what the title is? It sounds like cliffs. Cliffs don't make noise. The guy's a fucking genious. It's like the way a cliff looks is how it sounds, and there's a little electronic bird singing in the distance. Beautiful. The heliosphan is the arch the sun makes as it travels across the sky. THE SONG SOUNDS LIKE THAT. I'm really just baffled, and Girlboy song sounds like one of those informational videos back in the 50's that have the happy music in them, lol. Okay. Done now. If I ruled the world, I'd make sure that gyros were served up at all school cafeterias. Those things are fucking tasty. I'd also make sure that homosexual marraiges were allowed, and uh.. Peace and eternal happiness for all mankind and whatnot.. and erm. No more pop up ads. AOL would be abolished. Everyone would have a reliable broadband network that didn't fuck up every week. Did I mention peace and happiness and all that shit? Yeah.. More Simpsons, less REality TV, no more infomercials. Marijuana would be legalized, because, let's face it, there's no reason it should be outlawed in the first place. Hemp is a GOOD thing. Affordable travel.. Save the Whales.. Uh. Seriously, no more poverty. Everyone should be able to eat. Reduce inflation, so that tickets to the movies aren't 9$ a pop, a big mac doesn't cost 3.50 and I don't have to cough up two dollah for cheese. WAH!!! VOTE NAXOS FOR WORLD LEADER!!! Tomorrow's news, THE WORLD IN CRISIS. 3 comments|post comment

You guys make it so easy for me to Post... :* [14 Feb 2004|02:35am] [ mood | exhausted ] My picks are in italics. Wah. BEST WIDE-RELEASE FILM: Cabin Fever House of 1000 Corpses The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 28 Days Later Wrong Turn BEST LIMITED-RELEASE/DIRECT-TO-VIDEO FILM: Beyond Re-Animator Bubba Ho-Tep May Nightstalker Spider BEST ACTOR: Bruce Campbell, Bubba Ho-Tep Robert Englund, Freddy vs. Jason Ralph Fiennes, Spider Crispin Glover, Willard Cillian Murphy, 28 Days Later BEST ACTRESS: Angela Bettis, May Jessica Biel, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Radha Mitchell, Visitors Roselyn Sanchez, Nightstalker Lee Sin-je, The Eye BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Ossie Davis, Bubba Ho-Tep R. Lee Ermey, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Brendan Gleeson, 28 Days Later Sid Haig, House of 1000 Corpses Ray Wise, Jeepers Creepers II BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Karen Black, House of 1000 Corpses Anna Faris, May Naomie Harris, 28 Days Later Miranda Richardson, Spider Susannah York, Visitors BEST SCREENPLAY: Don Coscarelli, Bubba Ho-Tep Eli Roth, Randy Pearlstein, Cabin Fever Lucky McKee, May Patrick McGrath, Spider Alex Garland, 28 Days Later BEST SCORE: Nathan Barr, Angelo Badalamenti, Cabin Fever James Newton Howard, Dreamcatcher Buckethead, Flesh for the Beast Howard Shore, Spider Shirley Walker, Willard BEST MAKEUP/CREATURE FX KNB EFX, Cabin Fever Bill Terezakis, Freddy vs. Jason Wayne Toth, House of 1000 Corpses Brian Penikas, Jeepers Creepers II Creature Effects, Cliff Wallace, Alan Hedgcock, 28 Days Later WORST FILM We’ll leave this one up to you (2003 releases only): Jeepers Creepers II post comment

lol @ #dxm [13 Feb 2004|10:18am] [ mood | tired ] [ music | Buckethead - The Ballad of Buckethead ] -@adenosine- because everybody hates me -@Tak- well why do you suppose that is? -@adenosine- uhh.. it might be because i'm an annoying whiney bitch -@Tak- yea, thats a good start, why else? -@adenosine- i assumbe the other reason is because everybody is jelious of my cock -@adenosine- but i don't have any proof of that lol, thank you adeno, for the peek into your demented brane. :* -@mucho- she looks like shes all coked up -DrFysh- nah, shes just Australian bwahahahhaha -Oea- i am getting amped up to make a move -Oea- her dad comes in -Oea- all paranoid -Oea- thinking i'm going to steal his beautiful daughter -Oea- which i am Oea, you make me laugh. Atleast you're being honest. -uaioe- spin is going to get raped -uaioe- his fat geekflesh is no match for -uaioe- THE OZ Spin, I <3 you but this was just funny. -%Rafiki- you just walk off into eternity -%Rafiki- forever lost -%Rafiki- forgotten -%Rafiki- more coffee -%Rafiki- brb hahaha, I can't explain why this is so funny. But it is! -number- never trust an emo -naxos- :( -number- theyll stab you in the back -number- then cry about it No offense to all emo friends! ;) 1 comment|post comment

Phone Post: Molesting the cats LIVE ON LIVEJOURNAL PHONEPOST [13 Feb 2004|07:38am] PhonePost 389K 1:46 “OI, IT FUCKEN WORKS! AWW, OMIGAWD IT FUCKEN WORKS! Heh. Okay, all right, that was just like, my goofy moment for the morning. 'Cause... Eight o' fucking clock... Nine o' fucking clock... Something o' fucking clock... and I'm still awake... aaaand I'm wide awake, which means I've gone from diurnal to nocturnal, which is cool with me 'cause I like the nighttime better anyway. And I've been harassing my cats all morning - yelling at them, screaming at them. Oh, by the way, thank you 'Manda for letting me know that it wasn't a hoax by, like, posting. I didn't know it wasn't a hoax. *muffled*YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE STOP! I really do love my cats. I do. Okay. So... Let me see... I don't really have much to say. I just wanted to see if it worked. Heheh. But... let's see. Hi Nikki, Hi 'Manda, Hi Libby, Hi Eppie, Hi Sandy Snake, um... Hi everybody from #DXM - nobody's really going to be listening from there - Hi Infy, I love all you guys very much, and... uhh... Yeah, I love you guys, and I'm really not going to stay on this phone any longer, because I have nothing to say. Oh Christ, my cats. Okay, I'm sorry. I am highly amused. Okay. So... My goofy moments for for the morning are over, and I am going to let you go. Because... I have finished this post, and I will probably be doing this later because I like this a lot better than writing everything down. Okay? All right, buh-bye. *click*” Transcribed by: infintysquared 5 comments|post comment

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