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Not really that bad, but I came across it and thought someone would get a kick out of it...
A man notices a woman dancing at a club. He looks her over. She looks back. After checking each other out for a while, she walks over and asks the man if he'd like to go back to her place. He says, "Ok, but I've got to warn you, I'm into some freaky shit. She says that's fine with her, since she is too, and so they go to her place.
Once they get to her place, she says she's going to go change into something more comfortable and will be right back. She goes into the bathroom and puts on a leather corset, fishnets and high-heeled boots. She comes out and says "I'm ready."
He says, "Well, I'm done."
"What do you mean you're done?"
"I fucked your cat. I blew your dog, and took a shit in your purse. I told you I'm into some freaky shit. I'm out."
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