VERY NICE: Here's a home-made pro-Bush ad. I wonder whether this is legal under current campaign finance laws. (Link via InstaPundit, whose notice could make the ad worth millions more than it would otherwise be.)
You are being judged according to criteria that you would never use to judge another person and which will never again be applied to you once you leave higher ed.
For example, colleges are taking a hard look at your SAT scores. But if at any moment in your later life you so much as mention your SAT scores in conversation, you will be considered a total jerk. If at age 40 you are still proud of your scores, you may want to contemplate a major life makeover.
AND WHO WOULD WIN? Crooked Timber is challenging the Volokh Conspiracy, among others, to a rugby match. Would Volokh's two anonybloggers wear masks? hire substitutes? wear full-body gorilla costumes?
CHILDHOOD HOLDOVERS or THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME: I noticed recently that there are a few things I was taught to do as a child for safety reasons particular to children that I still do even though I'm an adult. For instance, when I'm going to take a shower, I let the water run at tub-level until it's the proper temperature before shifting it to the shower head. I'm now tall enough to check the temperature from the shower-fall directly, and bending down to check it at the tub is a pain, but I do it nonetheless.
And I peel apples away from me instead of towards me. Even when using a vegetable peeler. Sasha made fun of me for that one, a few weeks ago.
Does anyone else do this? Or am I just stuck in a really deep rut?
SPACE NEWS: Earth has a quasi-moon for the next two years. We've had it since 1996, but it took astronomers a few years to notice. (Link via GeekPress)
UPDATE ON ULTRASOUND POST BELOW: Reader Mario Felici sends in this link to a list of studies on the harmful effects of ultrasound. It looks like there may in fact be a few, but I still think the FDA is pushing it here.
FDA BEING OBNOXIOUS: Ultrasound has been around for over 40 years, and used to see fetuses without ill effect the entire time. So, why is the FDA now trying to ban some ultrasound procedures for pregnant women? Because they're run by private companies (headed by doctors) for the purpose of having a picture of your baby, not for medical diagnosis. The FDA's nonsensical concerns:
Doctors with the Society of Medical Diagnostic Sonography, the Society of Maternal-Fetal Medicine and the American College of Obstetrics and Gynecology stress that ultrasound is a medical procedure, not a photo opportunity. What if an untrained, unregulated scanner finds a malformation? What if uninsured women depend on ultrasound centers rather than doctors?
Even worse, the American Institute of Ultrasound in Medicine warns that although there are no confirmed biological effects from prenatal ultrasounds, possible problems could be identified in the future, especially because these unregulated scans are longer, use more energy and can be more frequent.
The business owners answer the first question clearly: In the case that they find a malformed or dead baby, they stop the procedure, turn off the machine, and advise the mother to see a doctor immediately. This sounds like an improvement over no-ultrasound, where an expectant mother might not see a doctor until much later. The uninsured question is similar. It's better than nothing, because if there's a serious problem, the mother will be alerted. Women are informed at the outset that these scans are not for diagnostic purposes.
As for the worry that longer, higher energy scans could be damaging - they have no evidence for this claim. They're just making it up. There is no excuse for banning something that hasn't been "proven" safe. Under such a system, no scientific progress could ever be made. There is no way to prove something is risk-free until it has been widely used. That is just the nature of the world.
GENETIC MUTATION OF THE DAY: This cat has four ears. Sadly, she's been spayed, so another four-eared kitty can only be born through an independent mutation.
ON THE SUBWAY YESTERDAY, there were some anti-Bush protestors returning from a rally. (Some of them had signs that said peace, but most were just anti-Bush.) I got off at the same stop as them, and one of the guys abandoned his sign on a bench in the station. I picked it up, figuring that there must be some fun use for an orange sign with black lettering, reading "HAIL TO THE THIEF". Any suggestions? E-mail me.
UPDATE: Will Quale writes in with the following suggestions:
If you're fond of Legolas (and don't believe the slash writers), you could cut rearrange the letters HAIL TO THE THIEF to form
I HIT A HOT HET ELF
If you want to protest that both candidates suck and you're ambivalent about the whole thing,
HEH, A TIE TO FILTH
If you donate blood regularly, advertise for the Red Cross with
I TITHE OF HEALTH
If your Starbucks is run by a price-gouging evil dwarf, protest with
PLEDGING ALLEGIANCE: Jacob Levy has some important and disturbing thoughts about the Pledge of Allegiance, which I agree with but could not have stated as eloquently as him.
The substance of the Pledge is actually quite strange all around, making no mention of Constitution or laws, and elevating the concepts of flag and nation all out of proportion to their real importance in the American republic. It's a relic of both a nasty moment in American assimilationist and ethnic-nationalist ideology (the same moment that gave rise to the Blaine Amendments that are blocking school choice and that conservatives rightly perceive to be anti-Catholic anachronisms) and of a time when the Civil War remained in living memory. It was never a neutral statement of the patriotic values everyone ostensibly shared; it was a deeply partisan account of what those values were.
WHAT HAVE I BEEN UP TO THE PAST FEW DAYS? My Internet connection was being fussy yesterday (which is very unusual for our Verizon DSL connection in Cambridge but was regular for my Verizon DSL connection in Arlington - go figure), and I decided that I've been spending too much time on the computer anyway. It was too cold to go spend much time outside, so I picked up the cross-stitch kit I ordered many months ago and haven't touched since, like, late November or something. Today and yesterday combined, I've spent about five hours working on it.
It's a lot of fun, in that "I'm doing something I know nothing about, therefore I learn something new about once every five minutes" kind of way. I'm past the early stages (sort and label the colored threads first; that's 6-ply thread, you want 2-ply; you can't start a row of full cross directly above the row you just finished, because it will undo the previous stitch). Lessons these days include how to guess where to go when your counting doesn't match the printed image, how to work around a mistake you made a long time ago and can't undo, and how pretty everything looks when you finally finish all the colors in one area. Yay!
In the future, I hope to learn how not to get my thread tangled in itself, and to discover some algorithm for the most efficient way to sew in a color that is widely scattered over the fabric instead of concentrated in one area.
When I get good enough to make something that I actually want to frame and keep, I'm going to do this pattern.
HOW MUCH DID YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR GIVE TO WHICH PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE THIS YEAR? Find out here. This is creeping me out. Also available: maps of cities and counties with their percentage of donations to Democrats and Republicans. (Link via Command Post)
NOOOOOOOOOOOO: I was having a really good NetHack game (between Medusa and the Castle, 175 hit points, -18 armor class, gray dragon scale mail, amulet of reflection, Mjollner, Excalibur, and Demonbane) and then something happened that has never happened to me before - it crashed. Not my computer, the game. Apparently the DevTeam didn't think of everything - if you roll a boulder over a land mine, all hell breaks loose.
They did, however, think to include a cute crash message: "The dungeon falls around you."
I LOVE GOOGLE: I just discovered Google Local. It'll find businesses in your area, and even plot their locations on a map for you! Here are some pizza places in my zip code!
PERSPECTIVE: My first thought was "$15.12 to send a letter from Massachusetts to California in three days? That's outrageous!" Then I realized that less than a hundred years ago, such a thing would not have been possible at all.
WHAT WEIRD LATIN PHRASE AM I? Magister Mundi sum! "I am the Master of the Universe!" You are full of yourself, but you're so cool you probably deserve to be. Rock on.
WHAT WEIRD LATIN PHRASE IS SASHA? Furnulum pani nolo. "I don't want a toaster." Generally, things (like this quiz) tend to tick you off. You have contemplated doing grievous bodily harm to door-to-door salesmen.
GIMLI: Everyone be quiet! I hear there are big ugly Elves around here, and - oops. ELVES are surrounding them with arrows drawn. HALDIR sashays out from among them. HALDIR: How do you do? I see you've met my faithful handymen. ARAGORN: Haldir of Lorien, oh great swishy one, we need you to take us to your leader. I insist. I insist in Elvish. HALDIR: How forceful you are, Aragorn. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. You must be awfully proud of him, Legolas. LEGOLAS: Well, yes, I am. FRODO: Agh! If I throw rice and toilet paper, will you people knock it off and take us into Lothlorien? REST OF CAST: (sulking) Fine. But there BETTER be a Rocky-Horror-style viewing of 'Lord of the Rings' someday. FRODO: (*sigh*) Don't worry. I doubt there's any way to avoid it.
"This is not like the Gambino crime family, a Mafia family, where if you just arrest the leaders it goes out of business," said Peter Bergen, a CNN terrorism expert and author of "Holy War, Inc.: Inside the Secret World of Osama bin Laden."
"This is more like a mass movement, and you can arrest as many people as you want. But it's very hard to arrest the movement of ideas."
We know that. It's why we're doing things like, let's see, rebuilding Iraq instead of taking Saddam and running. Why we're fighting a war to turn around the culture of the Islamic world - and it's not going all that badly, either. Couldn't CNN be bothered to mention that the U.S. actually has a strategy against this? Geez.
WE WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE THIS MORNING and replenished our cheese supply. I'm skeptical about the habanero jack, and not quite sure why I bought it. Oh, well.
