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Finally, a complete discussion of the relative merits of cheese. For instance, on the subject of cheese versus cricket: “Cheese is at least comprehensible on some level or other.”
(Via The Cheese Diaries, which is always enjoyable but also makes me feel rather, um, uncultured. I can’t help it: aerosolized cheese is made to seem completely natural here. I’m a victim.)
An entirely unsuccessful strategy:
“I got my paper from Google. I’m sure my instructor has never heard of Google. Nobody else even uses Google. I’ll never be discovered.”
Right?
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One: Wicked head-wind on the way home this afternoon. I was pedaling in gears I had never even seen before.
Two: The grating dust in my eyes is made less acute by the fact that it’s Girl Scout Cookie Season. Mmmm, Thin Mints.
Michael Bérubé lays out the rules for how academic conferences actually work. My favorite is number two:
Two, questioners will be required to begin all questions by saying, “this is really more of a comment than a question—I wonder if you could say more about X,” on the condition that X was either unmentioned in or tangential to the paper itself. (Questions must be at least three minutes long.)
We’ve had an unusually long winter here in Tucson. By this time last year, the primrose in the front of the house had been blooming for weeks; this year, it hasn’t blossomed at all yet. We’ve had plenty of water, but the temperature has been chilly. Today, we shot right up to nearly 90 degrees, and I knew that my annual “hate this place” season has unoffically begun.
Don’t get me wrong; half the country still has months to spend inside, and I can spend all afternoon out on the patio. I love that part. As much as I miss the snow that I grew up with, Tucson in the winter is a great place to be. But as Heather reminded me today, in three weeks it will be too hot. I’ll be a sweaty, hairy beast by the time I reach campus on my bike; my teaching shirt will be wrinkly; I’ll be grimy with sunscreen; there will be mosquitos, and the shade will no longer offer refuge from the heat.
Ah, the desert. If I’m lucky, however, the primrose will be blooming.
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