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found on The plastic ball room of the Gaza creche
edited by Michael (Plastic)

written by n29_w95

IDF & PLO Both Tickled Pink!
This world was shocked this week when the government of Israel announced that it was happy about something. Even more surprising, was the ringing endorsement of Palestinian representatives declaring their wholehearted agreement with Israel's position.

What has brought the traditionally bitter enemies together? The unveiling of the WHAM-O's Marshmallow PEEPS® Marshmallow Maker, by marshmallow magnate, Just Born, Inc. and toymaker WHAM-O, Inc. As the companys' joint press release proclaims,

"A leader in merging popular branded food related products with at-home fun, WHAM-O's Marshmallow PEEPS® Marshmallow Maker is sure to provide delectable hours of delicious fun as kids and parents create their own fun-shaped marshmallows."
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