Vol 17 - Issue 13 - March 31-Apr 6, 2004 


50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers
"How come you guys are such haters?" someone asked us recently. Shocked and insulted, we shook our heads. Our biggest issue thus far—last September's Best of Manhattan issue—was a compendium of positivity. On any given week we're founts of compassion: lovers, not haters; uniters, not dividers. Our Chelsea ...

Art: Characters: Alex Eben Meyer
Cover: Vicki Khuzami
WHORE CORRIDOR
IN announcing plans last week to build a "Convention Corridor" on the Far West Side, Bloomberg and Pataki touted the jobs that would be created in the construction ...
SO THAT'S HOW THEY DO IT!
SINCE THE EARLY days of the Giuliani administration, we've ...
UNDIES IN A BUNDLE
INSPIRED BY A WCBS "Shame on You" segment, City Council ...
PRIVILEGED INFORMATION
FOR YEARS NOW—especially since the state's "HIV Reporting/Partner ...
BEN FRANKLIN WAS RIGHT
IN THE NAME of "stopping crime" and of course everyone's ...
THE BLOTTER
GUTTER BALL Chinatown's poor, besieged Abacus Bank just can't ...
NO, THANK YOU
Thank you, kind neighbor, for not allowing us to run an ...
JEFF KOYEN
Jeff Koyen
The Intro
MATT TAIBBI
The People’s Republic of Stuff
Is metrosexuality the new communism?
RUSS SMITH
Angels on MLB’s Shoulder
What rivalry? Yanks-Bosox, a dud in ’04.
MICHELANGELO SIGNORILE
Chase Out the Fundies
If gay journos are off the beat, then it’s time to
JIM KNIPFEL
Go Team Satan!
I knew them well, these classmates turned maniacs.
DAVID S. HIRSCHMAN
Rebuild the Things
Bernie Goetz got a plan for Ground Zero.
STEVE WEINSTEIN
Back in Black
Straights invade, but don’t overrun, NYC’s most notorious party.
DUSTIN ROASA
Dissonance Gets Organized
Three days of no harmony, no melody, no fun.
CELIA FARBER
Touches
JOSHUA M. BERNSTEIN
Miss Rheingold 2004
DAVID FREELAND
Harold Cromer: Song and Dance Man
ALAN CABAL
That She Blows
C.J. SULLIVAN
The Joad Brothers
HOWARD KAPLAN
Out of Print
JUDY MCGUIRE
Dategirl
JENNIFER BLOWDRYER
UP ALL NIGHT
Red Hook seemed like a grim vacation.
ARMOND WHITE
Dark Victory
Chereau’s queer conceit’s esprit de corps.

THE GREAT AIDS movie of our time may turn out to be ...
MATT ZOLLER SEITZ
Never Die Alone
WHILE writing his memoir Bogart: In Search of My Father, Humphrey ...
MARK AMES
Preview Reviews
THERE'S BAD TIMING, and there's bad timing. The release of ...
CAERIEL
SIGN LANGUAGE
ARIES MARCH 21-APRIL 19 Imagine you had incredibly impressive ...
IN NEW YORK CITY THIS WEEK
WEDNESDAYMARCH31 FRENTE When Melbourne band Frente first blew us away with their poppy folk-rock at Irving Plaza in 1994, we assumed Australia ...
J.R. TAYLOR
LISTINGS
MUSIC STAGE EVENTS ART

THE DISCLAIMER for The Marijuana-Logues assures us that the production at the Actors' Playhouse "does not glorify drug use. It merely illustrates that...
MOLLY SHERIDAN
Accidental Nostalgia Thurs.-Sun., April 1–4

IN 90 MINUTES of Accidental Nostalgia: An Operetta About the Pros and Cons of Amnesia, Cynthia Hopkins confesses her way through a series of monologues ...
SARAH SHANOK
SOCIAL CLIMBER CLOTHING
When, at the urging of a colleague, we blindly and reluctantly uttered the words "Pablo Escobar" to Justin Shafran, who ...
STEVEN PSYLLOS
FLINT BUTERA
Street artist, thirty-something. Born in Little Italy, lives in Brooklyn. Has the most refreshing laugh. Connects with Thoreau because, as he puts it, ...
ADAM HEIMLICH
Wine, Oh!
Down with snobby grapes, up with the rest of us.

WINE is more difficult to learn about than other things, and there's ...
GABRIELLA GERSHENSON
Provisionary
WITH A FIXED grin, Norman Schapiro straightens the bottles of Schapiro's ...
MATTHEW FISHER
Matthew Fisher
BRISKET At almost every holiday dinner with my parents, some ...
 
ALAN CABAL
Books
IN THE summer of 1875, on the heels of a terrible two-year drought, the ...
ADAM BULGER
Books
WHY CAN'T we leave Keith alone? For an allegedly shadowy figure ...
 
GEORGE TABB
Gaming
NINJA GAIDEN TEAM NINJA/TEMCO XBOX I'VE ragged on the Xbox a lot. Longer ...
N.O. SMITH
Gaming
Gear Solid for the PS1 was one of the greatest games ever made. It had ...
RYAN BAXTER
James Bond
Everything or Nothing

HIROSHI
Gaming
TAKE A TRIP into the past with me, back to the late 80s, when ...
NEIL SWAAB
Mr. Wiggles
NICHOLAS GUREWITCH
Nicholas Gurewitch
SARA EDWARD-CORBETT
Sara Edward-Corbett
SCOTT MATTHEWS
Scott Matthews