Okay, the new entry template:
If Republicans are going to criticize [whoever they hate now] for [action], then maybe they shouldn't be using [Republican] who [did some action which, if not the exact same thing, is so close as to be virtually the same] to make the criticism.
This hour's entry is party flip-flopper Norm Coleman critcizing John Kerry for flip-flopping. I'm pretty sure you have to *work* to be this incompetent.
"Okay, we need someone to criticize John Kerry for meeting with this evil, evil dictator. Rummy, can you handle that? And Dick, how about you tackle him on being personally unlikeable? We should get Ashcroft out there criticizing Kerry for being intolerant of gays...how's that Islam Karimov ad lambasting Kerry's record on human rights going? He needs another giant vat? What the hell for?"
Posted by Jesse Taylor at March 29, 2004 02:36 PM | TrackBackNorm Coleman is a used-car salesman; he'll be whatever he needs to be in order to close the deal. Garrison Keillor explains thoroughly here and here
Posted by: kherr at March 29, 2004 02:51 PMThe best ad of the 2002 campaign season was from the Wellstone campaign, featuring video of Norm Coleman telling a crowd to vote for Wellstone. Coleman is one of the slimiest men in our government. Are there any respectable Republicans left to trot out?
Posted by: Don Juan at March 29, 2004 03:42 PMWell, there's John McCain. Sadly for Bushco, he's already refused to attack Kerry.
Posted by: Jrod at March 29, 2004 08:38 PM