This is to update you on our communication policy
Please, never ever open an email coming from [anything]@boobdex.com, unless you have contacted us first. It is fake. A good rule is to not open attachments unless you know exactly what it is going to be.
Also, if you are having pop-up problems, or your computer doesn't seem to be as slick as it used to , check out Ad Aware . It's free, and time tested. After you get your computer squeaky clean, smash pop-ups with free tools from Yahoo! and Google . A good tip is, if you actually need to see a pop-up, hold down Ctrl while you click on the link. Also if you do this for the ladies, every time they are surfing the internet and hear a pop sound, they are reminded of what a genius you are...
Are you that dumbass computer guy that the hot chick you know only calls when something is going wrong with her computer? Then of course you are a dumbfuck, and it is about time somebody said it to you.
The ONLY time you should EVER swoop in to save the day, is when you are actually saving the day. Meaning, she is in tears. Why pay $90 for a computer support call when she can pimp your ass out for free? Makes sense doesn't it?
If you are already in this trap, make it clear that anything you do (whether it is playing PS2, XBox, stupid tv show) is better than dropping all your shit just because they have a nice rack. Let the other douche bags do it, you have better things to do. But remember, be POLITE about it. Like, "Sorry McTits, I'm in the middle of <bullshit>. Let me know later if you are still having problems with it."
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My boy Jin has a video called "Learn Chinese" with this hot chick Ayeesha, well, it's a Chinese dude rapping. He is also the mechanic in the Fast and Furious 2. Anyway, I just wanted to see if it was possible to get his video voted in on the Top Ten countdown on MTV's TRL or BET's 106 and Park.
Dude, don't you want to see what a chinese rapper looks/sounds like? Damn, if we place Jin in the top ten, and sell a platinum record for his ass, he better bring some damn hos by, that's for damn sure.
Hey folks, it's our girl Masuimi's birthday! Her unique style is the hottest thing since sliced bread in my opinion. warning: she's trouble...
St. Joe's Cheerleaders [ Cached copy ] vs Wake Forest Cheerleaders [ Cached Copy ]
Today's NCAA Men's Basketball Schedule
Winning those NCAA bets you made yet? It's not like corporate America really works during March Madness, err, March, early April Madness.Lucky thing these bitches never even seen a bracket before and work for you, Just choose a nick and your set to go [ Chicks Here ]