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March 27, 2004

Wargames

You heard right - today on NPR, Richard Clarke answered the thermonuclear attack of the Bush administration on his 2002 testimony with his Giant Fucking Armageddon Beam - declassify everything.

The Bush Administration has no choice but to come back with the Ultimate Nullifier: Richard Clarke is the Dirty Bomber. Either that, or we're all of a sudden going to find out about an elevated terrorist threat right...about...now.

Posted by Jesse Taylor at March 27, 2004 08:55 PM | TrackBack
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Ha ha!

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at March 27, 2004 08:58 PM

It's been great fun to watch Clarke bat every attack against him away with ease and grace.

But if Clarke is Galactus, what does that make Bushco? Ego the Living Planet? The Inbetweener? Cuz they sure as hell ain't Reed Richards.

Posted by: Jrod at March 27, 2004 09:05 PM

Perhaps Streaky, the Super Cat.

Posted by: Oliver at March 27, 2004 09:08 PM

Streaky the Super Cat was competent and effective.

Bushco is not Streaky the Super Cat.

Posted by: Nelson Muntz at March 27, 2004 09:26 PM

Go Clarke! Go Clarke! Yeeeahh!

Posted by: Norah at March 27, 2004 09:27 PM

Am I just whacked, thinking as I do this is a BIG deal? I mean, the guy just came out and said, "Yeah! Let's check ALL my words, folks!"

Yet it's not only not being carried in the SCLM, it's like nowhere in blogsville, man.

Well, Jesse, at least you've got it going somewhere. Congratulations on good newshound instincts.

Posted by: Susan at March 27, 2004 10:01 PM

i had a feeling that might be his response.

Posted by: Olaf glad and big at March 27, 2004 10:16 PM

Oops.

So NOW what are the wingers supposed to do??? It's all a bad, bad dream. Click your heals three times...

Posted by: Jonathan at March 27, 2004 10:45 PM

er, "heels".

Posted by: Jonathan at March 27, 2004 10:57 PM

Shows the difference between someone who understands the concept of warplanning and preparing for contingencies versus a bunch of folks who just send in the stormtroopers and hope for the best.

Clarke is a pro at this stuff and these guys are rank amateurs.

Posted by: libertas at March 27, 2004 11:35 PM

I can't believe Frist, or the people who tell him what to do, would make the "declassify the testimony" gambit without having some kind of contingency plan that covered Clarke's calling the bluff. That is a monumentally stupid, because it piles on the lies and it's just another thing to get busted for. The only thing I can think of, other than positing the blind spot, is that the contingency plan is to bank on the testimony *not* being declassified and the story just going away.

Posted by: lazyman at March 27, 2004 11:49 PM

Clarke's response is simply the response of someone who knows what they are talking about and knows what they said. Clarke is someone who has a sense of history, and is not afraid of it.

Posted by: lawguy at March 27, 2004 11:55 PM

"Giant Fucking Armageddon Beam"

i like.

Posted by: Kevin Collins at March 27, 2004 11:59 PM

Yow! Clarke breaks serve!

Posted by: kenlac2 at March 28, 2004 12:30 AM

Just keep it up Clarke! Seriously, I don't know what to think of the substance of his charges. For the pre-9/11 stuff they're obvious and corroborated elsewhere. As for post-9/11, reasonable people disagree over whether Iraq was a wise or unwise move in the WOT - but if you think it was unwise then it logically follows that Bush's overall WOT approach dating from about spring 2002 (though, as Clarke and O'Neill point out, much earlier) was deeply harmful.

But watching the man in action, swatting down his accusers is just great political theater. I can't remember the last time a guy like Clarke came along who so disturbed the beehive but was able to zing each bee with such ease. Amazing.

Posted by: Elrod at March 28, 2004 01:12 AM

Clarke's a cool customer -- he knows what's coming. I think he's played every strategy and tactic in his head like a three-board chess match. And the Bush people brought their queens out way too early. The exposure now is theirs, not his.

Posted by: Miss Authoritiva at March 28, 2004 01:18 AM

...but half the country only listens to AM talk radio and cable news, and will hear nothing but fiction: Variations on "Clarke made contradictory statements under oath" repeated ad infinitum by administration members and their hired guns. It will require no proof. Subject to no argument. Eventually a mention of Clarke will be shorthand for an unfounded personal attack on the Executive Branch.

Fuck the media. No facts, just manufactured information.

Posted by: Netherson at March 28, 2004 01:41 AM

The Ultimate Nullifier! In the hands of a human!?!?

Posted by: dave at March 28, 2004 02:57 AM

...if Clarke is Galactus, what does that make Bushco? Ego the Living Planet? The Inbetweener?

Howzabout the White Feather from the Inferior Five:

(The White Feather) was a photographer. His father was the famous hero, The Bowman who ran about in Lincoln green doing the Robin Hood bit. William King was a superb archer when he was by himself. Around other people he was such a coward that his hands shook and his shots went wild.

Posted by: dave at March 28, 2004 03:07 AM

Game. Set. Match.

To Richard Clarke.

Netherson, I pride myself on being pessimistic, but this is different.

Actually, scratch that "Game, Set, Match." Match point comes when they declassify the testimony. All of it.

Posted by: Greg at March 28, 2004 03:30 AM

I love the sound of Republicans imploding in the morning sun.

It's the music of VICTORY!

Posted by: Dark Avenger at March 28, 2004 05:40 AM

The important thing to the republicans was for Frist to smear Clarke in congress. There might also be an attempt to selectively declassify bits that make him sound bad. This also helps them nullify the "you don't care about classification unless it covers the admin's ass" argument. Which is why calling for full declassification right now is a really good idea.

Posted by: Buck at March 28, 2004 08:24 AM

Should Condi testify under oath? Take the poll.

Posted by: Mad AZ Monk at March 28, 2004 01:43 PM

actually, it looks like this is being carried on the news today by the major outlets.

and remember, more people listen to morning edition than rush limbaugh.

Posted by: scott at March 28, 2004 04:25 PM

Only the Miracle Machine given to the Legion of Super Heroes can save the Republicans now!

Posted by: The Dark Avenger at March 28, 2004 09:21 PM

Remember The Watcher, the big guy with the baby face wearing an outfit that could be mistaken for a diaper and a baby blanket. Well, in our parallel universe, that guy is Bush, and it is a diaper.

Posted by: J Edgar at March 29, 2004 06:09 PM
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