Ugh, my head exploded.
No wait!
Nevermind. It exploded again. Dammit.
Posted by Paul at February 13, 2004 03:42 PMNo, no! This is the best synopsis to date! But, for full credit, you should have thrown in something about Bill and Hillary having someone whacked. No conspiracy theory is complete until the Clintons have someone killed.
Posted by John Moltz at February 13, 2004 04:46 PMWhat? No reverse vampires?
Posted by David Yaseen at February 13, 2004 04:52 PMAs of yet, no school buses have been reported as sighted.
Posted by jesse at February 13, 2004 04:53 PMYou left out the part about Colonel Mustard in the Library with the Candlestick.
Posted by scarshapedstar at February 13, 2004 04:54 PMAlso, Jesse, you just got Aquateens in my Simpsons.
Posted by scarshapedstar at February 13, 2004 04:55 PMYou also have to add in the twist that the Clintons unleashed the story to stop Kerry's Momentum, boost Dean, resulting in a brokered convention. This then will cause the Democratic powerbrokers to beg Hillary to be the nominee.
Hey, it must be true, I heard Sean Hannity say this.
dave
Posted by DaveInSeattle at February 13, 2004 05:03 PMI think this needs to be set to music; possibly something by Sir Arthur Sullivan.
Posted by Social Scientist at February 13, 2004 06:42 PMGuys, I am peeing my pants!!! That's one of the funniest things I've read, heard or seen in a long time.
Posted by Babba at February 13, 2004 06:46 PM