Cocktails / Beer
Quotes
on Drinking
"My books
are water; those of the great geniuses are wine. Fortunately, everybody drinks
water." Mark Twain
"If the headache
would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue." Samuel
Butler
"The whole
world is about three drinks behind." Humphrey Bogart
"Give an Irishman
lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper,
and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving
of him." Mark Twain
"The hard
part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid."
Richard Braunstein
"Candy, is
dandy, but liquor, is quicker." Ogden Nash
"Eat, drink, and
be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA." Unknown
"We drink and we
die and continue to drink." Dennis Leary
"A bottle
of wine contains more philosophy that all the books in the world." Louis
Pasteur
"Drinking makes
such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding
a felony." Robert Benchley
"The problem
with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober." William
Butler Yeats
"When I read about
the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." Henny Youngman
"In the Bowling
Alley of Tomorrow, there will even be machines that wear rental shoes and throw
the ball for you. Your sole function will be to drink beer." Dave Barry
"I'd rather
have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy." Tom Waits
"Always remember
that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
Winston Churchill
"I drink because
she nags, she said I nag because he drinks. But if the truth be known to you,
He's a lush and she's a shrew." Ogden Nash
"Actually,
it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's
the thirteenth or fourteenth." George Burns
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