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Why is this crap here? Ben Tripp's legions of fans asked for something tangible they could wear to bed while thinking of him. This got him interested. Why isn't there more crap? Give the man time, he's supposed to be writing movies. It's only raw arrogance that got him this far. These incredibly tasteful and thoughtful items represent a variety of ways for the Angry Left-Winger of today to get the tar beat out of them. The bumper stickers have proven most popular, probably because you can put them on someone else's car. Ben Tripp's political satire can be read on www.counterpunch.org. But chances are, if you're here, you knew that. All proceeds from this shop go to the Sylvie The Cat Hysterectomy Fund.

Question Everything

Question Everything
Click for a variety of items featuring the question mark in all its ambiguous yet muscular beauty.

The Other Red Meat

The Other Red Meat
Click here for a variety of useful goods pertinent to the subject of anthropophagy.

Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Futile!

Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Futile!
Our fearless loser, after the famous portrait of Hitler by B. Jacobs

Terrorists Fear Pork

Terrorists Fear Pork
The beauty of raw meat in an assortment of useful forms for an assortment of uses.

BOLD SHIRTS!

BOLD SHIRTS!
Click to discover the world of bold and exciting shirts to keep your nipples shady!

Large Zombie Fufu Mug

Large Zombie Fufu Mug
$12.99

Little Zombie Fufu Jersey

Little Zombie Fufu Jersey
$17.99

Little Zombie Fufu Journal

Little Zombie Fufu Journal
$8.49

Little Zombie Fufu Lunchbox

Little Zombie Fufu Lunchbox
$14.99

Hello!  My name is...

Hello! My name is...
$14.99

HELLO!  My name is... Mug

HELLO! My name is... Mug
$12.99

HELLO!  My name is... polo shirt

HELLO! My name is... polo shirt
$17.99

Hello! my name is... shirt

Hello! my name is... shirt
$15.99

Infringe This!

Infringe This!
$2.99

No Logo Hat

No Logo Hat
$14.99

Alternative 'Country of Origin'  Sticker

Alternative 'Country of Origin' Sticker
$2.99

WMD-MIA -but we found the oil!

WMD-MIA -but we found the oil!
$3.49

As Seen On Conan O'Brien, apparently

As Seen On Conan O'Brien, apparently
$3.49

'I want my country back' BEST SELLER

'I want my country back' BEST SELLER
$3.49

WMD Bumper Sticker

WMD Bumper Sticker
$3.49

'OTHER' bumper sticker

'OTHER' bumper sticker
$3.49

Confess!  Ashcroft bumper sticker

Confess! Ashcroft bumper sticker
$3.49

Jesus bumper sticker

Jesus bumper sticker
$3.49

black driver bumper sticker

black driver bumper sticker
$3.49

Let Them Know!

Let Them Know!
$2.99

Dropout sticker

Dropout sticker
$3.49

Start Paying Attention

Start Paying Attention
$3.49

SHOW YOUR OUTRAGE!  Rich Procter sticker

SHOW YOUR OUTRAGE! Rich Procter sticker
$3.49

Bush Lied, Soldiers Died

Bush Lied, Soldiers Died
$3.49

Ashcroft's good-lookin' mug

Ashcroft's good-lookin' mug
$12.99

Jesus Mug

Jesus Mug
$12.99

War Is Fun Mug

War Is Fun Mug
$12.99

'OTHER' ceramic vessel with handle

'OTHER' ceramic vessel with handle
$12.99

Country Back Mug

Country Back Mug
$12.99

Don't Blink

Don't Blink
$2.99

Don't Blink Hat

Don't Blink Hat
$14.99

McDOOMED Barbecue of BLOOD!

McDOOMED Barbecue of BLOOD!
$15.99

Center For Disease Control mug

Center For Disease Control mug
$15.99

8 Prom Queen on Reefer postcards

8 Prom Queen on Reefer postcards
$6.49

Downer License Plate Frame

Downer License Plate Frame
$10.99

Torquemada Tote Bag

Torquemada Tote Bag
$14.99

Eat More Cheese Lunchbox

Eat More Cheese Lunchbox
$14.99

'Where's my three ho's?' xmas postcards

'Where's my three ho's?' xmas postcards
$6.49

Tarantula Bros. Messenger Bag

Tarantula Bros. Messenger Bag
$20.49

Tarantula Bros. Tote Bag

Tarantula Bros. Tote Bag
$14.99

TBros logo sticker

TBros logo sticker
$2.69