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• 9/11: why the Blame-America-First crowd is wrong

• Conservatives: how in reality we're more compassionate than liberals

• How tax-and-spend liberals suddenly become parsimonious cost-cutters when it comes to defending America

• Osama bin Laden: why, if he could vote, he'd vote Democratic

• Occupying Iraq: will it create more terrorists? Why this is balderdash

• Why the U.S. has no moral and legal obligation to support the UN

• Why we don't need the UN to keep the peace internationally -- which America has done time and time again without UN help

• A missile defense system: how it's both morally necessary and technologically feasible
• Profiling: why it's not only justified in the war on terror, but essential

• The true, hidden reason why liberals want high taxes -- behind all their talk of compassion for the poor

• The Gipper vs. Slick Willie: which one really saved the economy

• Proof: when government relaxes control, citizens prosper

• The Reagan-era deficits: how they were really the fault of the very Democrats who were blaming Reagan for them!

• Lies Slick Willie told that won him the White House in 1992

• Why lower taxes are better for everyone -- even liberals

• Government regulation: why it's virtually always bad for the economy

• The freedom factor: how prosperity is directly related to how much freedom a government allows its citizens

• Death by a thousand paper cuts: how regulations are strangling America

• How liberal judges have twisted their legitimate authority to "interpret the law" into a mandate to make the law -- even when these new laws contradict the Constitution's very words

• Why regulations designed to prohibit the manufacture of slipshod or dangerous products actually make us all less safe

• America the beautiful: why our "arrogant, unilateral, racist, gun-crazed society" is the envy of the world

• We stole the Indians' land? Why the best response is "So what?"

• America: a racist society? Why nothing could be farther from the truth

• How the welfare system has strayed far from its original ideals

• America's health care system: why it's still the best in the world

• Why "tax cuts for the rich" are actually quite fair and benefit everyone -- including the poor

• The American poor: how they're better off than most of the people in other countries, poor or not

• You've gone a long way off the deep end, baby: why every woman should reject radical feminism

• Why the feminists' denigration of housewives and the traditional family is unconscionable

• Proven false: the common liberal claim that women make less money than men for the same work

• Why real concern for the environment doesn't require Americans to walk lockstep with the radical environmentalist agenda

• The compelling incentive private companies have to keep the environment clean -- without being burdened by niggling and red tape from the EPA

• "Free" health care: why it could be the most costly thing Americans have ever bought

• Why adopting the health care system of Canada or Britain would be a disastrous mistake

• Health insurance: why the liberal hysteria about some Americans not having it is vastly overblown

• Public schools: why the best thing we could do for them would be to issue school vouchers today

• Why it's false that people turn to crime because of poverty, illegitimacy, and lack of economic opportunities

• The death penalty: neither inhumane nor "cruel and unusual"

• Why it's a clever -- but ultimately empty -- rhetorical dodge to claim to be "pro-choice but not pro-abortion"

• Melting pot sí, multiculturalism no: how we must bring sanity to the immigration issue

• No liberal media bias? Why this may the most ludicrous liberal fantasy of all

• Plain truth about the 2000 election, proving that Bush really won

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