TerryC writes,

Now, the tabloids are jumping on the pro-war bandwagon (a little too late, I would think. Everyone else appears to be jumping off post-haste).

I bought a copy of the National Enquirer at the supermarket last night (sometimes even the brain needs junk food).
Well, you can bet that I won't be buying that rag again. They had one "story" in there that was THE biggest crock of right-wing BS.

Did you know that certain celebrities like Sean Penn, Woody Harrelson, Ed Asner and Barbra Streisand are bankrolling Osama bin Laden? I didn't know that! Streisand said Bush and Cheney are "crazy" (Yes...and?). Ed Asner said "Bush has ruined the America in which I grew up" (we can't have the truth told, can we?). Sean Penn made a trip to Iraq and, based on what he saw over there, came back speaking out against the war (seeing women and children killed WILL do that).

They actually whined about what the Dixie Chicks' Natalie Maines said about DUMBya. (I mean, c'mon! Even Toby Keith's backed off on that one.)

And would you believe that they actually equate this crap in Iraq with 9/11/01? They still haven't gotten the news that no Iraqis were among the hijackers that day.

They interviewed the head of one right-wing knucklehead society who pissed and moaned about the "hatred" expressed towards Bunnypants & Co. by Michael Moore and Janeane Garafolo. (Awwwwwww!) I got the impression from this guy that anyone who doesn't march lockstep with the Halliburton Gang is just supposed to keep quiet and hide themselves away someplace. I guess they have to dumb down to the denizens of the trailer parks nationwide who probably make up the bulk of their "readers" - the ones who can read, that is!

I think rags like the Enquirer need to stick with what they know....celebrity fluff pieces....and stop cheerleading for the Halliburton White House.

Well, the National Enquirer is probably run by a religious nut who is aware of GW's dvinity as Jesus.

If that was really the case, I'd start worshipping the sun.

Mark Wilson (yes, the poet) writes,

BIKE OR TRIKE: SHRIEK TOO
By: MARK H. WILSON

SOMEWHAT AMUSED.
MOSTLY CONFUSED.
YOUR BICYCLE CRUISED
INTO THE GROUND AS IT FUSED!
CUTS AND BRUISES THEN OOZED.
NO NEED FOR BLOOD TRANSFUSED.
EGO BRUISED.
A FEW ENTHUSED.
MANY MUSED,
AS THE STORY THEY PERUSED!
RUMORS SUFFUSED.
RIDING INSTRUCTIONS REFUSED?
YOUR SEATBELT UNUSED?
BRAIN UNDERUSED?
ALCOHOL AND PRETZELS ABUSED?
NASAL CAVITIES INFUSED?
FUTURE RIDING RECUSED?
ALL MUST BE EXCUSED.
ISSUE EASILY DEFUSED.
NOT YOUR USUAL TRIKE USED,
BUT YOUR GIRLS BICYCLE WITH TRAINING WHEELS SIMPLY MISUSED!

Gots some stuff in the mail.

The webmaster over at www.dontdobush.com has a pretty interesting site. With quotes and stats, you might almost miss the bumper stickers.

You might also be able to win a free T-Shirt.

Lyric writes,

I bow in the presence of greatness lol! Your site is soooo cool! I hate George Bush for how bad he screwed our country. I've made 2 colloges already from your site. I use them as backrounds for my computer. Do you happen to know of a site with Anti-Bush buddy icons? I've been looking for one and can't find any! I live in TN and most people here like Bush alot have a bunch of made up reasons of why Bush is great, it drives me insane. I wish John Edwards had won the Democrat Representative thing, cause Kerry isn't really doing anything. The people that are supporting Kerry is mainly because he's not Bush. Well, I'm off to see if I can make a custom 'I hate Bush' buddy icon, So please write back.

Feel free to use whatever images you want, they're there for viewing pleasure. I'm not a Kerry fan at all, as a matter of fact, it's no secret here that Kerry was LAST on my list of candidates. I still think Dean would've been a good President, but now I guess we'll never know. As for a list of why Bush sucks, here's a little list that MySN cooked up:

1) Started a war based on false premise
2) A mildly retarded man is running our country
3) Is letting illegal aliens into the country and trying to reward them
4) Failed to capture Bin Laden
5) Sends billions over to Iraq while many at home are unemployed
6) Sent sons and daughters to their death for no reason (well, not a good one anyway)
7) Lied about WMD
8) Supports the PATRIOT ACT
9) Has grown the government over 20% (a very UnRepublican thing to do)
10) Tax cuts? Who really benefited?
11) Bush Saudi Axis (censored out part of 911 report dealing with his administration and the Saudis plus did NOT detain the Bin Laden family)
12) Our 43rd pResident almost got taken out by a fucking pretzel

I couldn't find many Buddy Icons, but here's what I came up with:

Some really bad icons Dr. Bastard put together:

Elvis_Knows writes,

Then & Now: What a difference 60 years makes...

Then: The "Greatest Generation"

Now: The "Shameless Generation"
(aka: the "MTV Jackass / Girls Gone Wild Generation")

Ah Elvis, you always know how to inject a dose of "Wake the Hell Up" into the American mainstream.

Got this in the mail.

Michelle Naylor writes,

Announcing a fun new website: George Bush is a Boob!

What is it?

A new website by dollmaker Michele Naylor.

Where can it be found?

At www.georgebushisaboob.com

Why start it?

Because it was just too easy.

When George W. Bush opens his speech-hole, no one knows what twisted syntax or meandering point will tumble forth.

Love him or hate him, you have to admit the self-proclaimed education president has a wild loopy way with the language.

Now his stuttering eloquence is available as a fashion statement. I’ve created pins displaying the sayings of the president and now you can wear your own Boob Pin. Each Boob Pin features an actual quote from the President, such as…

“The illiteracy level of our children are appalling.”

“I think war is a dangerous place.”

“Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.”

…and many more.

Visit www.georgebushisaboob.com

You can contact me at pins@georgebushisaboob.com

Interesting site, you can buy a pin and express your understanding to the world of just how much of an intellectual Geoge W. Bush is.

TerryC writes,

Did the Bush-Leaguers really think that there wasn't going to be any retaliation for the degradation and humiliation of those Iraqi prisoners?

They obviously haven't yet learned from 9/11/01 that everyone does not fear the almighty US of A anymore.

Also, I love all the righteous indignation being expressed about the beheading. The papers here in the Philadelphia/South Jersey area have it on their front pages.

One paper has BASTARDS in nice bold headline type.

Funny how the POW thing didn't arouse the same level of outrage.

I guess it's a case of being able to dish it out, but not being able to take it.

That's because to most people, the Iraqi's are nothing more than a number on a sheet of paper. Just like the dead American soldiers were until this beheading incident. Too many dead for a worthless cause. May their families learn to cope with the pain of loss; yet may the conscious of the President tonight and forever more be troubled for sending all those men to their deaths.

Erich Mangl writes,

just in case you think gasoline and diesel are sooo expensive in the usa:

in austria costs a gallon super today ~ us$ 4.50 and a gallon diesel ~ us$ 3.60

Well, don't feel lonely Erich, us Yanks will be gettin' there by this summer. Only hope you guys don't get any MORE expensive!

Craig L writes,

You had me at...

“bitch, shave and clean your fucking pits!” I fucking love this shit! WE THE PEOPLE, NEED TO START KICKING THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF THESE COCKSUCKING, IGNORANT, FREEPER PUSSIES!

I know, these mentally-challenged defenders of all that is right-winged and asinine fail to comprehend that NOBODY will take them seriously until they start to realize that having a "relationship" with a family member is not a normal part of everyday life.

Got something to say?
drbastard@mystolennation.com

TerryC writes,

Isn't Chimpy supposed to be Commander-in-Chief and therefore should be taking the rap?

Oops, excuse me - I forgot! DUMBya enjoys having of all the perks of the presidency that he stole in 2000 but doesn't like to do any of the work. That part of it would interfere with all of his vacations.

Incidentally, I'm surprised Georgie MonkeyShit could even pronounce "abhorrent" since he can't even pronounce "nuclear" (among other words in the English language).

We HAVE to get the Halliburton Gang out of the White House in November!

That's right, there's still that little controversy regarding Bush's legitimacy to the Presidency during the 2000 election. Well, Hitler wasn't elected and it never stopped him from controlling the military.

LoveTHunt@aol.com writes,

You are a bastard, you need to be in the country yourself, see if you like it. Shall we gas your mother, your family, see how you like it??? that is what is being prevented. You need to live without the freedom, then, let's see how much you appreciate the freedom you have. Anywhere else, you would be placed in prison for treason, for speaking out against your govern., but guess what?? because of the fallen soldiers, you don't have to live through that.

Dear LoveT,

Let me get this straight, you are asking me if I want to be in the country of Iraq and see if I like it? When did I ever express a desire to travel there? Oh, that's right, I never did! I don't want to be there and I would NEVER want to be there. Hey, guess what, our soldiers don't want to be there either. They don't like it. It was terrible before and it is terrible now.

Please, in the great expanse of nothingness that plagues your logic, explain to me how I do not appreciate the freedom that I have? I run a website where I state my opinions every day, be they popular or notorious. I understand and DO truly appreciate my freedom of speech, and I will stand for it as long as I live. Let me ask you something, do you know what it means to appreciate freedom? According to your mindset, I should probably be ashamed of myself for exercising my freedom of speech, which is so uniquely a part of a FREE SOCIETY, and just shut up and nod my head whenever some talking head in government tells me to. Of course, where are my learned behaviors that dictate to me to obey and not to question? Perhaps it is you that doesn't understand freedom and how to exercise it.

I don't doubt the fact that Saddam was a very bad man, but I do ask why the United States military was used to attack and invade a country based on bad intelligence and a "feeling". What has this war done for the security of the USA? It has created more terrorists and created a hatred for Americans due to Bush's foreign policy. Sit back and examine this situation, and you will realize ultimately that our soldier's are dying out there, along with innocent Iraqis, based on Weapons of Mass Destruction.

Where are those WMD?

In the past, our soldiers died defending the American homeland and the American way of life, not because they had nothing better to do, but because otherwise, we would be hailing the Queen of England right now. To die for George Bush's mistake or personal agenda, that simply is not right.

Oh, I just wanted to let you know that I wouldn't be thrown in jail for my views if I lived in Canada, Germany, England, France, Australia, and oh, just about most of the civilized Western world.

Hubert writes,

SOMETHING DIFFERENT
WWW.ILOVEPOETRY.COM/VIEWPOEM.ASP?ID=67284
FATHER LIKE SON, AND NOW FATHER LIKE DAUGHTERS!

BY THE WAY, JUST WHICH HEAD OF CHENEY'S DOES 'BOY GEORGE' REALLY WANT TO RUB?

TWIN CHAGRIN AGAIN
By: HUBERT WILSON

LEGENDARY TWIN QUEEN AMAZONS SUPREME.
ALL TALKED FOR HOURS OF THEIR UNIQUE POWERS.
THESE FURIES NO MYTH FOR THOSE THEY WERE WITH.
FACED WITH A TASK, THEY DRANK IN MORE THAN THEY WERE ASKED.
MUCH WAS MADE OF THEIR GREAT FIFTH ESCAPADE.
INTO THE LAND OF THE SOUTH, INTO DANGER'S VERY MOUTH!
SEEKING THE MAGICAL NECTAR OF THE AGAVE PLANT AND ITS POWER TO ENCHANT.
ALWAYS GUARDED BY DEVOTEES FROM THESE BANSHEES.
JUST WHAT GUISE COULD THE TWINS USE TO CAPTURE THE PRIZE?
USE OF A POTENT SECRET SERVICE MADE THEM NERVOUS!
ON IT THEY COULD NOT RELY FOR THE PLAN MIGHT GO AWRY.
WITH THE LATE NIGHT CEREMONIAL DANCE AT ITS HEIGHT, THE TIME WAS RIGHT!
USING FEMALE CHARM TO PREVENT THE ALARM.
ONE DAZZLED THE KEEPER OF THE PROTECTIVE BAR WITH BEHAVIOR BIZARRE!
QUICKLY GRASPING THE GOLDEN GOBLET SO HUGE, WHILE HER TWIN PAINTED EVERYONE WITH ROUGE!
ONE WAS A DECOY WHILE THE OTHER STOLE THE ELIXIR OF JOY!
THE DECEIVED KEEPER SIGHTED TOO LATE, THE SPIRITED TWINS MADE FOR THE GATE!
QUICKLY CONSUMING THE POWERFUL LIQUID SO SOUGHT AFTER WITH BOISTEROUS LAUGHTER!
ONCE AGAIN OTHERS WERE FOOLS AS THE EXUBERANT TWINS BROKE ALL THE RULES!
BARBARA AND JENNA AGAIN REIGNED EBULLIENTLY SUPREME AS THEY HAD COMPLETELY EMPTIED THE FROZEN MARGARITA MACHINE!

I don't know about amazons...

Barbara is pretty eww and Jenna, while she definitely is better looking than her sister, still resembles her frumpy mother, Pickles. And besides, she might be quasi-good looking, but she has monkey blood in her.

TerryC writes,

I'm SO glad I didn't join when they opened one in my town last year!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/chronicle/archive/2004/04/29/EDGAB6C1IO1.DTL

This is in regards to Curves gym and the owner, a right-wing mililtant pro-choicer.

Annie Lamott, a Bay Area writer whose last book was titled "Traveling Mercies: Some Thoughts on Faith," had a different response to Heavin's anti- abortion contributions. "I like Curves a lot but I love women's rights more. I hate the idea that this right-wing fundamentalist is making a profit on these places that make it easy for women to exercise. I don't see how, in good conscience, someone like me, a staunch feminist and progressive, can in any way contribute to any organization that undermines women's rights."

When we posted the articles on Drew Heiss (mtpmilw@execpc.com) and TrueAmerican (trueamerican66@hotmail.com), we never thought we'd get such a fiery response.

First off, here's Brad Russell taking care of Heiss:

Dear Drew Heiss and anyone who works with him,

You people make me sick. Why do you think you speak for God? When was your latest conversation with Him? Anyone who can claim "God Hates You" clearly doesn't get the whole point of God, LOVE. Jesus wouldn't have told anyone he hated them. He loved everyone, even prostitutes. Your website claims that you "Love them as we love ourselves (James 2:8-9)". If you knew anything about Christianity you would know that this did not refer to aborted fetuses, it applied to all of the "sinners" that you claim to hate. Pro-Lifers like you who make statements like that betray His very message. You should be ashamed of yourself.

When the revolution comes, you will be the first up against the wall. Stay the hell out of women's bodies. It's a shame that you were not aborted. The world would be far better off. I can't wait to piss on your graves!

Clearly Brad knows that Drew has a small one. But what about TrueAmerican?

Hey douchebag,

I have never seen such a lame, ill informed, Bush Ass Kissing in my life. It is people like you that have steadily allowed the erosion of our civil rights. You sound like the kind of asshole that would have applauded the dogs they turned on black civil rights protesters in the 60's. What the hell is your problem?

You think getting rid of Saddam was justified just because he was an oppressive dictator? Who the hell appointed you world police? Would you mind sending me a list of the other "evil doers" out there that you think we should invade? I'd love to know where you'd stop. I assume since you are busy writing bullshit e-mails in support of this fucking looser of a president, that you are not on the ground getting shot at. If you really believed what you say, you'd take real action. Go enlist you ineffectual little pig. Unless it is a war you'd be willing to die for, you should shut your fucking mouth.

Conservative, republican cock suckers like you make me sick. When are you going to realize that we are over there for the oil and to avenge daddy? His father spent 12 years getting criticized for pussying out when he had the chance to solve the problem. Instead, they told the shi'ites that we would support an anti Saddam uprising. Our support consisted of allowing Saddam to fly helicopter gunships in the south of the country and slaughter them by the hundreds of thousands. They lost 300 times as many as we lost on September 11th. We LITERALLY stood there and watched as these people were mowed down. For you to talk about liberation and justice is a fucking joke. The mass graves we are finding, are as much our fault as anyones. Is that what you call liberation?

We are there because Bush and Cheney were obsessed with Iraq from the moment they were appointed by the supreme court. September 11th gave them the excuse they needed to ram a war resolution through congress. We should have those 135,000 troops on the ground in Afghanastan fighting the real enemy of the American people. Iraq is a total waste of lives, time and resources. It is ignorant piss ants like you that let them get away with it. That's just Iraq. There are a hundred other equally valid reasons to hate this prick!

Fortunately for all of us, his ass is about tho get thrown the fuck out of the whitehouse and sent back to Crawford, hell, or where ever he crawled out from. On that day I will be thinking of you and the other assholes out there that love that dickhead. I hope you are crying when it happens.

You'd be among the first up against the wall I any revolution that I led. I'll keep dreaming. In the mean time, check out my website (link below) for a some things you should consider before sticking your nose the whole way up that fake cowboy's asshole.

Now you know where Brad gets his inspiration for his political cartoons!

The interesting part is not ONLY the e-mails received, but the comments in our stories.

Re: The Mailbag: Truly A Moron
by TrueAmerican on Wednesday, April 28 @ 17:42:38 CDT

Mister Bush would nvr lower himself to the standards of liberl idiots like yourselves by visiting this garbage site.

People like me exist to keep you people in line and to remind you that if Gore was in office, or evn worse clinton that this country would be a smoldering heep under osama bin laden.

give the man some credit, he is a war president. its difficult to defend such a large country. but lazy liberals wouldt know the difference.

Re: The Mailbag: Truly A Moron
by CodFucker on Wednesday, April 28 @ 17:45:16 CDT

dudez, j00 are a total chode smoker. y don't u just go outside and shoot yourself if you think that this country is in better shape cuz of Bush.

Re: The Mailbag: Truly A Moron
by TerryC on Thursday, April 29 @ 10:54:09 CDT

Cod:

I love how HE calls OTHER people "idiots" when HE''s the only who thinks Bush is anything more than a usurping, greedy, bottom-feeding, war-mongering frat boy with an IQ even lower than room temperature.

Re: The Mailbag: Truly A Moron
by mythos on Thursday, April 29 @ 19:01:19 CDT
http://members.chello.at/irina.mangl/the-real-axis-of-evil-mangl-at.gif

ever noticed that just the "good patriots" are not able to write their beloved language properly ?

TrueAmerican <trueamerican66@hotmail.com> writes,

You idiots are constantly picking on America's finest President, Mr. Bush. Who the hell do you think will lead this country in a better light? That loser, John Kerry? Well, lemme tell you something, not only did he spit on all those veterans in Vietnam with that whore Jane Fonda, but he also threw away all his medals! What kind of a man calls himself a patriot and then turns around on all those who died for this country. And HE WANTS TO BE PERSIDENT!!

All you do on your sutpid site is talk about how wrong the war is. Maybe there aren't any weapons of mass destruction, but those people are better off without Saddam Insane around. I guess you freedom-hating liberals dont understnd that. Shame on you for disgracing those soldiers who are dying to protect USA!

Liberals are nothing but dirt who steal money from working people and hate Christians. Why don't you shut down your stupd sight and go to welfare lines for your free money from working people. Maybe there more Saddam lovers will embrice you.

True American, your words have never been more true, I will indeed inform Mr. Kerry that he is not going to beat Bush by running for PERSIDENT and try running for PRESIDENT instead. I will also tell him about that scam artist who Photoshopped Kerry's picture in with "that whore Jane Fonda".

Oh, didn' t know it was fake? I'm thoroughly surprised that a person of your intellect did not pick that up. There are many things us "Saddam lovers" will "embrice", let me tell you. First, us "Saddam lovers" are so freedom hating that we value those same rights that our forefathers shed blood to bring to this country. Yeah, we hate the right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. I've always found that dissention IS something us "Saddam lovers" find so anti-American. Oh, and before you start going off again regarding military service and patriotism, let me remind you that your buddy boy Bush did NOT serve in Vietnam, but found it more important to protect the skies of Texas from the VC (and even that is still being hotly disputed). Whatever Kerry had against the Vietnam War (sorry, Conflict), he served in it and had every right to oppose it, which the majority of Americans did as well. At least he didn't join the National Guard to avoid being drafted.

Go back to school True, and learn how to spell and how to cite your sources, before you make a feeble attempt to intellectually attack this site. Perhaps if you got off of YOUR lazy rear end, you would find time to learn how to read, write, and communicate correctly. As you fully well know, not all of us are liberals on this site. You probably consider yourself a religious Nazi, err, very conservative. Everybody comes here, liberals, conservatives, and those of us in-betweeners. I hate the war for the false premises I feel were relayed to us by George Bush. In my opinion, there needed to be the "next step" after failing to catch Bin Laden, and Saddam was already on Bush's shit list for trying to kill his father. As for Saddam, the only person who loved him was our government back in the 1980's, because we armed him to attack Iran. Don't believe me, check out this video of Rummy shaking Saddam's hand. It is for those soldiers dying everyday that I HATE THE WAR to begin with, not for some deluded idea you have about me hating them.

I got this from Erich Mangl,

does good to see people on the street
http://www.pbase.com/htsung/march_for_womens_lives

This is from the website:

On April 25 2004, thousands took to the streets of Washignton DC to give their support on Women's rights to health and choice. There was an estimate of between 200,000 to 800,000 volunteer marchers in all. Some even put the number to 1 million. Men, women and children from all around the nation and the world came to show their support on this issue for women's right to choose. Many colleges and universities were involved, sending willing students to join. I was among them getting these pictures.

Whether any readers on this site agree or disagree with protesting (or just think it doesn't do anything), you do have to admire people who stand up for their rights. Ultimately, I believe a woman should have the say so to her own body, despite what the religious naysayers on the right think. It's pretty hippocritical for George Bush to say he's Pro-Life and then decide to bomb a country, which only killed a few thousand! Yeah George, it's OK to kill innocent children with your agenda war, but's bad and evil if a woman wants to have an abortion. President Bush is such a good example of a rational adult in this country, it is a wonder that more children don't look up to him for guidance.

Understandably, there needs to be great responsibility when you can decide the fate of something that might become life and those who already ARE alive, but that decision needs to be made with great thought and consideration for the consequences. Using morality or religion for a reason isn't good enough. Dissident Dexter once told me, "It's pretty funny that most anti-abortionists also strongly support the death penalty."

Pretty funny, indeed. I guess the pre-whatever stage of a possible future human being is more valued than somebody who already exists. Whether you support or oppose the death penalty, abortion, or George Bush, you have to agree, making decisions based solely on religion leads into chaos and ignorance. The same goes with party lines. I support abortion AND the death penalty, so would somebody claim me to be a liberal or a conservative? If you ask me, I'm just a plain ol' anti-Bushist, that's all.

BTW, props to Hugh Tsung, the photographer at the rally, he snapped some really nice shots.

MySN's personal favorite:

TerryC writes,

I'm channel-surfing last night and end up at MSGOP where Mr. Joe "I Killed An Aide In My Office" Scarborough is thoroughly trashing the woman who so treasonously allowed the photos of the caskets returning from Iraq to get out for the public to see.

God forbid the American people should know the truth about DUMBya's illegal oil war!

And you should have seen the smirk on Scumborough's face while a friend of the woman's was defending her.

God, how I wanted to be able to reach into the TV and bitch-slap him into the next decade!

Those in power love ignorance, they love when we all just nod our little heads and believe in their greed as truth. Pigs like Pigborough would love to see obediant little puppets walking the streets of the USA. It's funny, the Bush Administration bashed Saddam from controlling the media. Now they are trying to do the same thing by pushing this censorship and by trying to use the FCC to prevent certain "content" from being shown/heard on the air.

What next, special "groups" that teach people how to identify those who disagree and how to best label them "unpatriotic"? Oh wait, my bad, those people are the Bush Administration!

Hubert writes,

I STILL REMEMBER THE USAF C-9'S SOMETIMES LANDING SEVERAL TIMES A DAY AT KELLY AFB IN SAN ANTONIO TO RETURN THE VIETNAM WAR WOUNDED FOR TREATMENT AT NEARBY WILLFORD HALL HOSPITAL AT LACKLAND AFB AND OTHER MILITARY MEDICAL FACILITIES IN THE AREA. I DOUBT THAT GEORGE W EVER WITNESSED ANYTHING OF THE SORT SINCE NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW EXACTLY WHERE HE WAS!

DESTINATION DOVER
By: HUBERT WILSON

ANOTHER LATE NIGHT 'FREEDOM BIRD' FLIGHT.
DOVER, DELAWARE, FLIGHTS NO LONGER RARE,
AS MORE FLIGHTS THEY ADD FROM BAGHDAD.
FULL C-17'S ARE MORE ROUTINE.
SOLDIERS, SAILORS, AIRMEN, AND MARINES FULFILLING THEIR DREAMS.
BEEN GONE TOO LONG, NOW THEY ARE BACK HOME.
FAMILY AND FRIENDS AWAIT AS THEIR LONG JOURNEY ENDS.
AS WITH MOST NIGHTS WITH NO CAMERA LIGHTS.
MEDIA IS NOT PERMITTED BUT OMITTED.
SLOWLY DOWN THE TAXIWAY WITH THE SAME DISPLAY.
THIS LAST MILITARY GROUP FORMATION FOR THEIR DEDICATION.
FLAGS BLOW GENTLY IN THE NIGHT BREEZE FOR THE RETURNEES.
COMING TO A STOP, THE REAR RAMP SLOWLY STARTS TO DROP.
THE NUMBER OF PERSONNEL STARTS TO SWELL.
AWAITING HANDS QUIETLY SQUEEZE AS THE TEMPERATURE DROPS A FEW DEGREES.
NO YOUNG SONS SALUTE THEIR DAD WITH A FEW WORDS TO ADD.
IN THE NIGHT AIR CHILLED, FOR EACH HIS DUTY WAS FINALLY FULFILLED.
SPECIAL TRANSPORTATION FOR EACH FROM THIS LOCATION.
NO MEDIA, NO CAMERAS, NO FAMILY, OR SECRETATIVE NIGHT CAN HIDE THIS MORE FREQUENT RITE.
NO MASKING IT AS THEY QUIETLY UNLOAD EACH MILITARY CASKET!

Sad poem...

It's not right for those so young to die for something so worthless. At least national security might have been the excuse if those weapons existed. But nothing, thanks George.

Brian from Canada writes,

Dexter, how come you went so easy on that fucking idiot "Justin" ?

Honestly though...we are not all that stupid here..believe me !
But..we do have the seal killing assholes !!!! : (

I really like the "mystolennation" website. Keep it up..the more the merrier !!
I found your link on "All Hat No Cattle" ,(Lisa Casey), another excellent site

Cheers

Wow, thanks Brian, because we Americans are so narrow-minded, we automatically assume that talking to one person from another country automatically makes that person the entire spokesman for that country, which includes Canada. So, now that you're the official spokesman, we concur that Canada rocks.

This idiot couldn't gather his hate in just one e-mail using our feedback form. Here is what he wrote.

Thad Hodges (thaddeusjtoed@yahoo.com) writes,

your site is a joke, you can't spell, and you have zero advertisers. your audience must be all the unemployed democrats waiting for their free handout.

plus your language is that of a sixth grader. fuck this and fuck that. grow up dork.

Thaddeus,

Good sir, while spelling may present a challenge to us once in a while, you seem to have a problem with capitalization. You are absolutely correct, this website is indeed a joke, which we constantly stress. Looks like Captain Obvious strikes again. You know what Thad, you could be a politician, because you just told us what we already know.

Of course I would expect you to use some sort of insult to degrade the readers of this site. This only reaffirms what EVERYBODY HERE already knows: you must have a miniscule penis. Actually, you would be amazed to know that a wide assortment of people from varying political parties and ideologies read this site. Don't believe me? Well, Thad, you READ this site, didn't you? Otherwise you wouldn't have had such a colorful opinion. And free handouts? George Bush had a free handout his whole life. Did he ever have to look for a job? No, I think not. It's pretty damn nice having a highly-influential government official as a father. It opens lots of doors, I assure you. And before you assume that everybody here is a Democrat for criticizing the President, might I remind you of John McCain's own criticism regarding Bush's outrageous spending habits. But you Thad, you must have such a narrow-mind to think that anybody who dissents or criticizes with the current "patriotic" view, must be a dirty, unemployed liberal, right? Again, I attribute this attitude to your lack of confidence in your unbecoming manhood.

And to address your last e-mail, Thad, I might want to mention to you that the last time somebody called me a "dork" was when I was in third grade and dropped an icecream cone on my shoe. So I wonder who has to grow up and who has to stop listening to the teeny-bopper music television station.

If you want Thad, I can redirect all the penis-enlargement SPAM from this site to your e-mail address. Then, you can hang out with us "kids".

Gavin writes,

Yup. Leaked White House press release from tomorrow quotes Bush saying "Blogistan is exactly the kind of distributed landless nation state that threatens the security and livelihood of all Americans."