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For a NEW ERA DAWNS in SubGeniusLand! The exciting new do-it-yourself virus we invented for the last version of the Stark Fist Online Magazine is spreading throughout our website, sometimes spilling over even into the so-called "reality" that we SubGenii are forced to share with the humans. The vigorous health of this virus is the result of its careful design by an ever-growing team of SubGenius coders -- Slack-filled young men and women of Yeti descent who are spread, SEEMINGLY randomly, throughout the English-speaking world... but are bent on breaching all Earthly human political and cultural barriers with the searing nonhuman truth of the Word of "Bob": J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN SALESMAN'S SHOES.

PRAISE HIS SWEET NAME
-- OR BURN IN HELL TRYING NOT TO!

July 5, 1998 is coming. WILL YOU BE READY??

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