Yes indeed, it's been a few days, but we're back in the same old format you're all used to!

There still might be a few things broken just a bit as we are still in the process of moving to our new host.

So keep it tuned to this site to check out what will come next!

In a surprise move today, President Bush has announced that he will inform the 911 commission that he had no idea where his brain was on the fated day of September 11, 2001.

WASHINGTON - President Bush said Monday he will tell the commission investigating the Sept. 11 attacks that his administration lacked the information needed to prevent the terrorists from striking.

"Let me just be very clear about this," he said. "Had we had the information that was necessary to stop an attack, I'd have stopped the attack. ... If we'd have known that the enemy was going to fly airplanes into our buildings, we would have done everything in our power to stop it."

However, lately the Bush Administration's credibility has been incredibly non-credible, to say the least. During a recent interview, Bush vehemently expressed, "OK, maybe I sort of fudged the truth about the WMD stuff and Saddam, but I wouldn't fudge 911." Bush continued, "I mean, it's fricken 911! Besides, we have no idea what's going on, how could you judge that?"

George Bush is correct, we cannot hold politicians accountable for all errors, even if that error was the most gigantic glaring error in the history of the USA. How was Dick Cheney supposed to know that Richard Clarke was "the loop" during his "not in the loop" conversation? Even George Bush himself claimed, "Dude, I was high", when he supposedly told Condi Rice that 911 was not an excuse to invade Iraq, despite him signing orders to the Pentagon on September 17th, 2001 to begin planning an invasion in Iraq. Bush was adamant regarding his decision to go after Al-Quada.

After the attacks, "this country immediately went on war footing and we went to war against al-Qaida. And we're going to keep after them until they are brought to justice and America is secure," Bush told reporters while on a trip to North Carolina.

Well, all except for the Osama Bin Laden. Reporters asked Bush why he didn't actually "capture" Osama Bin Laden dead, OR alive, he simply replied, "Because Saddam Hussein had WMD!".

We have another round of submission's from poli-toonists around the net.

From Brad Russell:

From MD:

OK, some of you probably wondered what the hell we had on this site on April Fools, which was this:

"I saw papers that show US knew al-Qa'ida would attack cities with aeroplanes"

I'LL GIVE YA THREE GUESSES HOW KARL ROVE WILL HANDLE THIS...AND THE FIRST TWO DON'T COUNT! hmmm.....feels like a poll.....

TerryC writes,

"If this were a Democrat administration and there was this kind of government witch hunt against [Kinda Sleazy] Rice, a black woman, you would not see the end of the charges of racism from the Congressional Black Caucus and Jesse Jackson."
- sayeth Rush The Junkie

Gotta love it when neo-fascists like Pigboy Rush, AnnThrax Coulter and Boob Novak try to act like civil rights acitvists!

We have a new feature today right here on MySN. Drum roll please. OK, ready?

It's called Block Party, and it's a feature designed to focus on our fellow Cartoon Activists who want to showcase their work on our website. I'm starting to receive some very funny political cartoons in my mail and both Dissident Dexter and myself realized, hey, these guys are pretty damn funny. So without further ado, here is Block Party.

OK, just one more thing, if you are an artist and want to feature your cartoons on this site, submit your pictures (must be under 200KB) to drbastard@mystolennation.com.

If you're good, you get recognition, if you send me pictures of fat naked men, I will send Karl Rove's grandfather, Himmler, to your house!

From MD:

From Bradley Russell:

Uhg...ya wake up every morning and drag your ass to work. You never expect anything to be different. Same old struggle. Same old lies.

But wait, what's that ahead? I thought I was the only guy who put protest messages in the back window.

But no, it was plain as day.

"SHABBY LEADERSHIP means UNCONTROLLABLE CHANGE"

Guess I'm NOT alone. Hehe...cool. More dissidents in the world.

After a little horn honking, hand waving and shouting at the next intersection, I managed to scream the MYSTOLENNATION thing to him and behold, my new friend (we'll call him "Bob") emailed me that very day with exciting news for people in the southwest suburbs of Chicago.

Seems there is a group out there called SOUTH SUBURBAN CITIZENS' INITIATIVE and they are doing a presentation of

Independant Media In A Time Of War

Rumor has it that Dexter might show up to check it out for himself.

Undercover Police Officers Spied on Anti-War Activists

Something tells me I'll never get used to having a jack-boot on my throat.

AIR AMERICA

PREMIERES TODAY (3.31.04) AT NOON WITH

THE O'FRANKEN FACTOR

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