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Tenn Crew has one MOTIVE, to fuck everyone they meet. No one is special. No one is cared about. All we care about is adding you to our score card. We get a real kick out of the fact that we're a bunch of red neck, hillbillies with no real claim to fame other than knowing Justin Timberlake since he was a fetus but all you hot celebrity sluts want to bone us. There's been a few exceptions...Tara, Britney, Brittany, Portman, Love, X-rated X-tina, Kelly Fatone, that Lance harem, The Osbourne girls, Keri, Anastacia, and Peaches. Don't think cause they exceptions mean we won't or haven't fucked them too, we just love them. Trace has been trying to catch up with me and Tonya's achievements. He's about 20 shy of Tonya and has a way to go to get caught up to me. You people need to stop and think before you act. There's only 3 people in the Crew who aren't shady: Stacie, Justin, and Kristen. The rest of us, all we care about is the tag and bag. THINK mother fuckers, THINK before you IM us and offer it up on the first night.
Simply put, The Fatone boys are our ROLE MODELS. Now what do you think?
SPARED, for now.
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