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chipper

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Dorothy and Edna, two "senior" widows, are talking at the local
coffee shop.
Dorothy says : "That nice Joe asked me out for a date . . . . .
I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk
with you about him before I give him my answer."
Edna says: "Well . . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
punctually at 7 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a fine
suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!
Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car
a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.
Then he takes me out for dinner. A marvelous dinner of lobster,
champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.
Then we go see a show. . . let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed
it so much I could have just died from pleasure!
So then, we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an
ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress
and has his way with me .... two times!"
Dorothy says: "Goodness gracious!! . . . So, you are telling me I shouldn't
go out with him?"
Edna says: "No,no,no . . . I'm just saying, wear an old dress !!!"

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Mental State:

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silly

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Oh my goodness!! *shakes head*

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giggly

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LoL.. WoW!... *no comment*

[	Mental State:	|	horny	]
[	Gruuvin To:	|	"Brush Your Shoulder Off" ~Jay-Z	]

"If there is someone on your friends list you would love to have an

[	Mental State:	|	loved	]
[	Gruuvin To:	|	"A.D.I.A.S." ~Korn	]

If there is one person you can't stop thinking about, post this same exact sentence in your journal.

[	Mental State:	|	grateful	]
[	Gruuvin To:	|	"Brush Your Shoulders Off" ~Jay-Z	]

You are Lucius Malfoy. What a guy. Pure evil,
complete with pimp hat w/ feather. What are
you going to do tonight, Lucius? The same
thing you do every night? ... ... Yes?


Which Slytherin Are YOU?
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[	Mental State:	|	cranky	]
[	Gruuvin To:	|	"Oi to the World" ~No Doubt	]

I am not condoning what happened to the Iraqi prisoners...
however, I think it is vitally important that, in my head,
I have these matters in proper perspective...

* Saddam had Iraqi men, women and children put to death, in human meat grinders, on a daily basis...
NO OUTCRY FROM THE IRAQI PEOPLE
OR THE ARAB COMMUNITY...

*Saddam had people thrown off of 3 - 4 story buildings, while their relatives were forced to watch...
NO OUTCRY FROM THE IRAQI PEOPLE
OR THE ARAB COMMUNITY...

* Saddam had people's tongues cut out, limbs chopped off
and even beheaded, while their families were forced to watch...
NO OUTCRY FROM THE IRAQI PEOPLE
OR THE ARAB COMMUNITY...

* Saddam's sons, as well as other administrators and military
personnel, raped and sodomized Iraqi girls - some as young as 8 years old - on a daily basis...
NO OUTCRY FROM THE IRAQI PEOPLE
OR THE ARAB COMMUNITY...

* Saddam's regime indiscriminately put to death millions of Iraqi citizens, on a daily basis, during the term of his brutal dictatorship, as evidenced by the mass graves recently uncovered, in various parts of Iraq...
NO OUTCRY FROM THE IRAQI PEOPLE
OR THE ARAB COMMUNITY...
* Terrorists recently exploded several car bombs in Baghdad,killing 17 innocent Iraqi children and several dozen innocent
Iraqi citizens...
NO OUTCRY FROM THE IRAQI PEOPLE
OR THE ARAB COMMUNITY...

* Terrorists have been killing American/Coalition soldiers,
on a daily basis, since we sent our troops (many of whom gave their lives on Iraqi soil) and used US taxpayer dollars to liberate the Iraqi people...
NO OUTCRY FROM THE IRAQI PEOPLE
OR THE ARAB COMMUNITY...

* Four Americans were killed in Fallujah. Their bodies were burned,mutilated, dragged through the streets and hung on a bridge, while Iraqi people cheered and stoned them...
NO OUTCRY FROM THE IRAQI PE OPLE
OR THE ARAB COMMUNITY...

AND NOW...
A few Iraqi prisoners have been humiliated (poor babies)...
A pair of women's underwear was put on their heads...
A few naked photographs were taken...
AND THE IRAQI PEOPLE GO BALLISTIC...
ALONG WITH THE ENTIRE ARAB COMMUNITY...

GIVE ME A BREAK!!!

As said, I don't condone what happened to the prisoners,but, until the Iraqi people and the Arab Community,as a whole, get their act together... WE ARE AT WAR!

AND I DON'T WANT MY PRESIDENT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR ANYTHING!

[	Mental State:	|	nerdy	]
[	Gruuvin To:	|	"Ex-Girlfriends" ~Wu-Tang Clan & Method Man	]

For everyone whose seen Lord of the Rings, and recentlly viewed the new Harry Potter movie, I would like to take the time and point out a false assumption.

 ^ Sir Ian McKellen ^ , other wise known as Galdolph the Grey/White

Hope that clears up things for everyone.

(You can also look at the cast lists below, if there's still confusion.)

Harry Potter & Prisoner of Azkaban Cast List

Lord of the Rings Cast List

[	Mental State:	|	sympathetic	]
[	Gruuvin To:	|	"Just Like You" ~Three Days Grace	]

President Ronald Reagan has died at 93 of pneumonia after a long struggle with Alzheimer's disease.

Regan did not die from Alzheimers

^ click link for full story ^

(He had a long struggle with the disease, but it wasn't the killer.)

[	Mental State:	|	amused	]
[	Gruuvin To:	|	"Albuqurque" ~Wierd Al	]

Bush and Osama decided to settle the war once and for all. They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They would have 5 years to breed the best fighting dog in the world, and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world.

Osama found the biggest, meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and bred them with the meanest Siberian wolves. They
selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from the litter, and removed his siblings, which gave him all the milk.

After 5 years, they came up with the biggest, meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were 5 " thick and
nobody could get near it. When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange looking animal. It was a 9 foot long Dachshund.

Everyone felt sorry for Bush because there was no way that this dog could possibly last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog. When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage, and slowly waddled over towards Osama's dog.

Osama's dog snarled and leaped out of its cage and charged the American Dachshund--- but when it got close enough to bite, the Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Osama's dog in one bite.

There was nothing left of his dog at all.

Osama came up to Bush, shaking his head in disbelief, "We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for 5 years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in the world and the biggest, meanest Siberian wolves."

"That's nothing," said Bush. "We had Michael Jackson's plastic surgeons working for 5 years to make that alligator look like a weiner dog."

If there is someone anywhere on LiveJournal who's ass you'd like to beat with their own shoe, post this sentence in your journal.

[	Mental State:	|	cold	]
[	Gruuvin To:	|	"Fear" ~RitM mix	]

To Chad....

[	Mental State:	|	bouncy	]
[	Gruuvin To:	|	HP & SS on dvd	]

--------->  Only 13.5 hours to go!!  <---------

[	Mental State:	|	guilty	]
[	Gruuvin To:	|	"How Did You Know" ~MoS rmx	]

I've been thinking about a special someone I haven't seen in a while.. ALEX! (sedated_celery ) We used to do soo much together.. That one night in the woods down in pdx.. Or getting yelled at by the neighbors for moaning too much.. Um, yeah. *whistles* Wish I could remember exactlly why we stopped... Because what we had was good. I mean, G-O-O-D!!!! *sighs*

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cold

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If you're a guy and married to a chick (have to specify yanno?)And they have a baby..

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Mental State:

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annoyed

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Stupid people annoy the shit outta me.. Especially when their stupidity fucks up my day.. Even 2 hours outta my day is unacceptable.. *mutters*

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sick

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I have definatelly given all homage ever due to Dios de Porcelain..

think I'm gonna visit my doctor after I snag Ben this morning..

wish I knew what was up.

[	Mental State:	|	annoyed	]
[	Gruuvin To:	|	"You're Soo Vain" ~Carly Simon	]

Topic of the day: Chicks who want to get back with/at their ex's by attempting to pin a kid on them.. When in reality, there's no way in hell that's a possibility.

[	Mental State:	|	exhausted	]
[	Gruuvin To:	|	"Little Black Backpack" ~Stroke 9	]

Love sure as hell makes us do the fucking craziest things... Practically done with all the wifey crap I needed to handle.. Only a couple things left on my checklist.. GoOo Me!!!! *does a happy dance*