this is a post from my phone. la la la. lost my sense of humour, ah well, easy come easy go

I fancy a trip to IPSWICH.

IPSWICH!!!

Oh Ipswich am de best, a la la la la la
Oh Ipswich am de best, do de doo dum de de

SING ALONG!

Ipswich, I love you Ipswich, you are the sunshine in my bleak existance...

Oh Ipswich!

( AND THE PUNCHLINE?!!?? )

Last night, Tetris the Musical won a Golden Penguin Award. Don't ask.
Essays to write, and I can't be arsed. Ahahaha.

Recognition at last. Woo!

1. I have now been awake 24 hours, and if I don't make it to 48 I'll hurt something.
2. I have a presentation to read out and answer questions on in 31 minutes.
3. The girl opposite me smells of Deep Heat.

Current Music: Here come de boosh, the mighty boosh

...actually, I don't care.

Yesterday, for those who are football oriented, was the FA Cup final day, and me, being the exiled south-londoner that I am, had no option but to support Millwall. Luckily, I'm a Millwall fan anyway, but that seems like an irrelevence because seemingly all non-Man U fans wanted us to win. So what happened? Well, we lost. Some might say we lost because of Dave (a Man U fan who, surprisingly, is originally from Manchester) and his magic egg which cost him 39p from somewhere on Great Western Road.

However, upon reading the BBC message boards a while ago, it seems like the whole world were against us! On the one hand, we were portrayed as the violent scummie bastards that the News of the World think we are, and on the other hand we were barracked for not playing attractive football! Well, excuse us for not trying Mr. Prawn Sandwich Neutral, but I hardly think you're going to ring up your local painter-decorator and demand a replica painting of the Last Supper. As for violence, there was... none. No violence. A Millwall match without a fight! Come off it. No way. Millwall? You're having a laugh! No violence. 8 arrests at the game, and all for ticket touting. You'd have thought the world at large would be happy with England's promlem club having not even a NEGLIGABLE amount of trouble, but a ZERO amount. Nope. From the posts on the BBC boards, seems like the readers were going to accept nothing short of World War 3.

We can't win, can we?

So there I was with a few folk (I interject here to say "Christ, she's nice" as a rather nice looking lady goes through the law books opposite) at Bar Oz (a rather unconvincing Aussie theme bar - like Walkabout, but worse) when a guy comes outside asking "Who here's Paul?", Paul being my flatmate from last year. "I am" came the reply of the self-confessed bearded walrus. Heated argument followed, turns out Paul nearly headbutted this girl 6 months ago, and this guy was here brother. Along comes girl, and joins in with the shouting. "You're a fucking psycho mate, you know that?" came the abuse at Paul. He didn't reply, though the fact that she decided to disturb a nice quiet drink in a beer garden backed up by heavies made me think that she was decidedly cuckoo in her head as well.

So, here concludes another eventful day in the life of William F. Millinship, the F as we all know stands for Fantastic Freddie. Yes. Now, as I am in the library, I shall take this unique opportunity to write some of my dissertation and read some books. Possibly borrow some too. Who knows?

help, i'm in a scream pub by mistake. it's bad, so at least they got the name right.

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Current Music: Oh Millwall, whoaa!

It's a funny old game. Here we are in 2004 and Millwall are in the FA Cup Final. That's good.
What is bad is that the Football League Division 1 Play-Off Final will be between Crystal Palace and West Ham United, and regular readers will know that I don't exactly like either of them - West Ham for rivalry reasons, Palace because their fans don't shut up for 10 years after something goods happened. Now, the winners of this match will be promoted to the Premier League. Oh dear, I think. Catch 22. However, as a philosophy student, I should be able to come up with a theory or other which can PROVE that two teams can both lose the same match, and get one of my law legal buddies to ENFORCE this through a COURT of JUSTICE.

Justice for who? The Sydenham 1. Sorry Nigels.

I'm getting fed up with the amount of morons hiding behind anonymous comments. Basically, if you're going to comment, sign your name at the bottom - if you don't, or I suspect you to be a moron, your comment will vanish. Simple.

There was a blast yesterday at a plastics factory up the road. Seven people dead, many injured. Does it really deserve such an insensitive subject line? You tell me. Funny thing is, I got a few messages/calls from mates and family in London (and elsewhere) asking if I were ok, and by all accounts, some of the news reports I read made it seem like the whole of Glasgow had been wiped out with a nuke. As things stand, I was fine, and nowhere near the place in question, though my old halls are relatively near McGround-Zero. Like Furrysnake, I sometimes shop at the Lidl opposite, and I don't know why, but its clear to me that all tradegy reports should involve at least one story about Lidl. What caused the blast? We don't know. They say it may have been a canister of gas exploding. Either way, too many things on Maryhill Road seem to be going up in flames. It's time to ban fire.

Big long post cancelled... My brain won't let me type coherently at the moment so here's the jist:

I'm very close to cacking my degree in. Partially lack of being bothered, partially dislike of certain individuals, but mainly down to lack of mental strength. Which is strange given that I've become quite mentally strong in other areas of late.

So... what to do? Quit Uni? Get on with it and stop whinging? Return to London and resume my previous life (note: This is NOT on the cards)?

In order to distract myself from these things I've just been on Friends Reunited. Why are all the people on Friends Reunited rubbish? I mean, the glaring ommissions tend to be the people who were worth talking to at the time, and probably still are.

But I digress. Laters internet.

i've only had three bottles of wine what's going on?

happy st georges day! in true english style, i'm rather pissed. hurrah!

Will Millinship, evil purile comedy genius: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!! Dude, I love your band! Seriously, I've got all your albums, and that song Take Me Out... Wow!

Stuart Murdoch (Singer, Belle and Sebastian): Hehe, ok, bye.

Hi!

I'm just found this link where they pay you to surf the web! That's right, $0.60 an hour just for reading web pages and writing e-mails! All you have to do is download this ad banner which doesn't take up too much space at the top of the screen. To get it, just go to http://www.all-advantage.com/join.php?AHA-MDR and you can join the revolution!

Windows XP: Some stuff now works (USB, and computer faster in general. Must say that one was unexpected), but other's don't. (Telly. The TV Card is bollocksed again. Never buy a Nova-t. Don't.)

When the highlight of your day is installing windows xp, you know you have problems. probably social skills related. probably should not have spent teenage years on the internet. oh well.

Thanks all! I'll tell you how I get on with these new SiS drivers. The file appears to be called "patch.exe" so it looks like they're trying a fix on the sly.

In other news, Basil Brush should be compulsory viewing for the under 18's.

Yo yo all you non-Spaniards.

I need HELP. As specified above. More precisely, computer help and that.

Basically, I took the plunge today and bought a USB mp3/pen drive thingy (WOO! Living on the WILD SIDE!). No problem with the mp3 player - it works, though it is a little shit, for £53 I'm not moaning too much. The problem is putting songs on it - when I plug it into my USB port, my computer freezes. Its ok if the players attached when the machines switched off, but when its on and I put it in it crashes like a mother. For further helpful information to those cleverer than I, I installed everything, I use Windows 98 SE, and have an SiS onboard USB bejoobie.

Advice recommending OS upgrade will be ignored.

Any ideas?