Billy Bob Thornton's Fame Audit
The Fame Audit - Why Billy Bob Thornton is most definitely our favourite skinny, scraggly, snaggle-toothed, hard-livin', wife-divorcin', vial-of-blood-wearin' sumbitch in all of Hollywood, Or at least in the top five.

Battle Of The Scandal-Ridden Second-Tier Leading Ladies Of Colour
2 Stars 1 Slot - Vivica A. Fox and Vanessa L. Williams prove that there is professional life after you make out with 50 Cent. Or a fellow Penthouse model.

Tales from the Hollywood Gene Project: Special The Girl Next Door Edition
Blue Moons - How do you make an ersatz John Hughes movie for the twenty-first century? It all starts with a quick visit to the laboratories of the busiest evil geniuses in Hollywood.

Johnny Knoxville's Fame Audit
The Fame Audit - Once you start getting into your thirties, you can't really make a living lighting farts anymore. Or can you?

Battle of the Ridiculously Handsome, Slightly Balding, Curiously Underused Actors of Great Intensity
2 Stars 1 Slot - What do Jason Patric and Billy Zane have to do to catch a break in this town? Isn't it enough to be ridiculously handsome and in possession of great intensity? What do you want -- all that, plus thick hair, too?

Hey! It's That Unsentimental Lawman!
Hey! It's That Guy! - Miguel Ferrer is a Latin lover, all right. A Latin lover of the law.

Jon Stewart's Fame Re-Audit
The Fame Audit -Jon Stewart is much more famous than he was four years ago -- and yet, it's still not enough for us.

Notes From The Casting Session For Walking Tall
Blue Moons - How do you cast a blockbuster remake of a beloved action film? Very carefully! Ha! Here, Fametracker takes you inside the casting meeting for the hottest action film of, er, early April.

Ricky Gervais
For the third consecutive year, he's won prizes for both Best Comedy Performance and Best Sitcom for his work on The Office at the British Academy TV Awards, the British Emmys. Now he's really suited to moonlight as a motivational speaker' he's "simply the best."

Michael Jackson
His planned tour of Africa has been scuttled since he's had to surrender his passport to authorities in relation to his child-molestation case. At what point is he going to figure out that it would have been simpler for him not to have made bail in the first place?

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