AND HERE IT IS!!!!! MY BIKE YAY!!!!!!!



the photo does not give it justice at all. you cant see the cute little pink metal flakes on the seat. i forgot to give credit to my awesome steady boy who helped me put on the handle bars and tune everything up....awwwwwww!!!!!!!! everybody should come over tomorrow and hang out with me and my cool bike. ill even let ya RIDE it--$5 for two minutes.

then after we're done having fun with my bike, we can all go to The Mothballs show at Gilman's. they're playing w/the phenomenauts and harold ray. weeeeeee hawwwww!!!!!!





OH NO! rite now our evil ex-roommate is coming to our house to collect our taxes!! we're going to play a trick on her and fart on all her money and then say "here ya go....(sucker)!!!!!! muaaaaaaahahaha!

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last week party was awesome. simply put. pictures later. the actual reason im posting is to brag about my new bike. i havent rode a bike in probably TEN years. no joke. the last time i set my ass down on a bike, my parents had to fork over $2000 bucks to this gay couple coz i dented the hood of their supposedly "just painted" white car with my chin when i was going down a hill super fast and wasnt watchin where i was going. so yeah, i rode it twice to school this week and my legs wont stop shaking!! im so out of shape =(

anyway, i love this bike! im getting super attached to it. the frame and seat looks a lot like this schwinn, but in candy apple red, a little cruster, and i replaced the weird handlebars with ape hangers. it also has 5 (?) speeds. http://www.dutchgirl.net/mimages/old-schwinn.jpg

the real thing soon



oh yeah, and the Taco Bell in Pacifica.....the 2nd best reason to go surfing. number one reason is: we're doin' it...you should too

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yes, this proof that i am worthy of feet kissing. if you love grammar, you should kiss my feet too. and then we can be friends.

yesterday me and paul had a yard sale and made only $35 =( nobody likes my SHIT! i guess thats pretty good considering that we didnt want any of it AT ALL. most of it was crap that belonged to my old roommate Scott Thom, which has been cluttering up our hallway since december. there was a guy selling stuff a few doors down from us. what suprise! he got annoyed because he thought we were stealing his customers and we got the idea from HIM! what a CHUMP!! i even bought some neat-o black and blue roller skates from him for $5. we ended up buying corn dogs, pabst blue ribbon, a taco bell meal kit (you heard rite!), and some other food that will make us poopy in our sleep.

i found these gold thread material buckle shoes at a garage sale for $2! they looke something like this, but with a longer toe and minus the mary jane. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category;=48561&item;=8101407082&rd;=1
i was very excited, as i've always wanted a pair sparkly buckle shoes, i dont know why. they're very gaughty and go perfect with my beige rabbit fur coat. all i need is some gold hot pants and can be a Chilean prostitute for our South American Black Market themed party this friday!!! shiiiet i got that powda' fo' ya! paul did a very happy job on the flyer, and since some of you will probably see it posted more than once, suffering from enormous, lethal injections of joy at a time, i wont insert it here, ill just supply a link to paul's journal for those who wont and can still enjoy! http://www.livejournal.com/users/no_count/108799.html

shit is subtly fucking up for me all over the place because im one of those people who doesnt know how to organize their priorities in a timely matter. the outside influence is making me nutz but at the same time im really happy coz i have paul in my life and things are always fun even if we are just making hamburgers and drinking capri suns in our newfound fortress!! the date is April 20th and i am just barely trying to send out my fafsa online AGAIN because for some reason it keeps on REJECTING me saying im on in their stupid data base. the outside influence is my mom, brother and sister who are all ready to move out of chino hills and will essentially "have nothing to do with me," as my mother wishes not to support me financially because i get enough $$$ from the government to pay for school AND my rent. this is not a sad/bad thing because its true and i've practically been doing it this way since september. in the midst of selling old items garage sale, dusting out my old bedroom, and setting aside boxes for my stuff, i realized i have almost nothing that i hold any importance or sentiment to except for a box of letters from middle school and high school from people i dont talk to anymore. in fact, i stopped talking to most of those people after a year or two from after they were written. what does it all mean? dont people have little blankies or stuffed animals or christmas ornaments they made in the 2nd grade...just things they keep from a time that makes them homesick just looking at it? i managed to fill a 2 small boxes full of little party dresses from before age 6, but thats all.

now everything i "own" is here in san francisco.
( greyhound fucking intermission )

i was so happy to be out of my previous environment, i almost forgot about my legacy which will soon be gone as well. i even forgot to bring donuts for my housemates. the only tangible thing i do look back upon and get homesick because it wasnt my house were everything happened, it was the fucking donut shop. i still dont think people understand how huge of a part it's played in my life, but whether or not you have experenced these, imagine the capacity of:

all the monthly visits to you grandmothers house + years of summer/winter camp + high school dances + thanksgiving dinners + juvinal crush factor + realizing the person in the mirror is you + after school jazz class + fights you'd have with your parents + fights with your siblings + lazy afternoons with books and only AM/FM radio + that never-ending feeling of "why me?" + trips to mexico + coming out of the closet + every embarassing moment you can remember--if you could put a place for these things, and it would be in the shape of my donutshop.

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why do asian family garage sales usually suck? i notice when we go to them around my neighborhood asian families dont have any fun stuff unless they've got spoiled kids with like FIVE video game systems and enough GI Joes to stuff eight microwaves. but otherwise its like screwdrivers, mattresses and ugly rugs.

my family had our first actual garage sale EVER today. it's because whenever my dad would try to get rid of something fancy or big, he'd just trade it to like a farmer for some chickens and a wheelbarrel (its true! swear it, im from chino hills) or with other cambodian people with donut shops for their ugly dresser drawers or donut equipment. we've been going from 8-3 and it started raining around 10!! what a day....we got only $94 (minus $15 we spent on pizza) but i guess its better than nothing. my mom let me and my brother keep the money, so thats $50 for me! this guy bought ALL our disney movies! i was so sad! i had no idea my brother sold them all to him...im going to miss our original copy of the Little Mermaid (with the dildo on the cover) and DUMBO! poor little dumbo. the little girl whose dad got it for her wont even get the pink elephants part....

we dont have cable at my house so i watched "Throw Mama From the Train" with billy crystal and danny devito ("i had a dream! louis armstrong tried to kill me!" hahaha!!!) and can you believe it...SOUL TRAIN. i swear that show never EVER changes. it's the ultimate.

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this show fraggin kicks ass!!!!!! i got home and there was another marathon of it and there was so much joy in me that i nearly crapped my coulottes!!!!

last night i went to the balazo gallery and it was actually a lot of fun. i got to hang out w/carlos, tamara and a few kids from his band the mothballs (i can never remember their names). all the bands were great to dance to, even tho the singer from COF was a huge jerk to tamara. i wanted to kick him in the nads after i heard what he'd done but i guess that wasnt my place.

i called paul once i got home and i interrupted a wrestling match between him and dave. they have to stay in the Ramada Inn or something coz their parents' house is getting built. i got to listen to them talk all that sassy competitive jive talk and it sounded real exciting!! ahhh!!!!!! and this summer is lookin to be full of kicks!!! when im visiting home, i'm gonna let dave share rent w/me and he'll get to hang out w/his big brudda and go to CCSF in the mean time. carlos told me last night that the Flakes (http://www.theflakes.net/) as well as mike lucas wanna play with the mothballs and we were both really giddy about it!!!! hopefully if its okay w/everybody in the house, we'll have a huge coming out party for the mothballs this summer featuring all these awesome bands!!!! AAAAAAAND possibly THE PEPPERMINT LOUNGERS (??????) if they get their stuff together this summer....SO MUCH TO LOOK FORWARD TO!!!!!!

i want this summer to feature WRESTLING PARTIES too!!!!!!!! QUEEN KONG RULES!!!!!

RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHHHHAAAAAAM-OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

i miss paul sooooooo much! we were talking about all the stuff we wanna do this summer and its driving me crazy with anticipation! SPEAKING of anticipation, paul promised me we could do a little of THIS when he gets back!!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

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so who else is SUPER excited for the premier of MSCL on The N this month??? i know I effing AM!!!

today i skipped class and emailed my english teacher saying i had the stomach flu and i couldnt make it to peer editing coz id probably vommit on everybody in class.

for cereal, i said "vommit" too!

i made strawberry cake and tea for breakfast and it was yummy! i also painted my nails silver, made little hounds tooth hair bows--that dont look good in my new hair, but are still super cute! you know what else i did? NOT school work. im totally going to graduate on time, its awesome.

oh yeah...and the new dawn dish brush looks like a dildo. very tempting.

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goddammit, i fucking hate essays. i got out of school at 7 and i still havent started on it.

me and my friend kymberlee have just been talking about dirty sex with older men and it was a lot of fun. she's this rad 18 year old girl who just moved here from a cow town and she has all these city guys eating out of the palm of her skirt. she rules. her birthday is this wednsday and i told her to come w/me to the balazo gallery and see my friend horrorflick band (the Phase wooo!!!) play with the Distraction and COF...

EVERYBODY GO TO THIS COZ LINDSAY SAYS TO!


it's gonna be rad.

anyway, i miss paul hexxa much and i wish i didnt have to drink everyday to get him out of my mind!!!!!! heres my agenda:

wednsday: working on this gay ass essay; balazo + booze
thursday: maybe barring OR knitting w/christy plumb and her bf
friday: drinking at the beauty bar w/kymberlee
saturday: hanging out with christy & bf during day + dinner @ bucca diBeppo & barring w/kymberlee and friends
SUNDAY: paul better be back before i get cirrhosis

this week is gonna go by reeeeal quick, i know it! oh boy!