Issue #189
29 Apr 04
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50 Reasons Why Russia Still MattersFeature Story Once again it's up to us, to save Russia and teach the rest of the world a little goddamn respect... Interview with an Ames Fan20-year-old rabid fan Polina Vasarova hunted Mark Ames down using means of dubious legality and started stalking him via SMS!... Bardak CalendarJohn Zorn... Hed Kandi... Spitfire... La Fresto... Frankie Knuckles... Crasher... It's the Drugs, StupidKino Korner There's something particularly depressing about Jim Carrey's opening monologue in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind... Most Valuable Weapon: the RPGWar Nerd If you look at all the real wars going on right now, you come across the same two weapons, over and over: the AK-47 and the RPG-7... |
The eXile Field Guide to Moscow: Russian RastaThe Rassclotus Chichimanus has only recently been discovered. He is one of the few species in Moscow with protective coloration... Party PoopersA chiropractor's wet dream... «If you've got the right 'tude, looks don't matter»... If you noticed that, you're a racist... In BriefSex Workers to be Registered... Patriarch Beautifies Yeltsin... Patriarch Beautifies Yeltsin... Professor Rebuts 'The Da Vinci Code'... Stepmother WarBook Review Zinky Boys is, as far as I know, the only oral history by Afghan vets available in English... DisappointmentsPavel Khromchenko, 44... Ira Subbotina, 29... Dima Kalinichev, 24... Rita Antonova, 32... Kirill Terekhov, 17... |
A Binge Too FarLetter from America I'm living in the paradigmatic inverse of Moscow right now, and you people can eat my butt-sand... BM-Why?Club Review I have never preferred the German cars. They are also not limited in numbers and have become as numerous as Zhiguli... My Dinner With BrezhnevRestaraunt Review One of the newest venues to offer Soviet fare is STOLOVKA, near the northern edge of the Garden Ring... SIC!U-SIR-E... CHEESY LETTER... BA-A-A-A!... LONG BEEYITCH... THE BLAME GAME... JOKER... Death PornTRUTH AND RECONCILIATION... WHAT'S UP, DOC?... AZERI-BE-GONE... eXile's Death Port Girl... |
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CORRECTIONCORRECTION In eXile issue #7/188, the recommendation for Carl Bartos’ concert at Tinkoff Brewery on Thursday, April 15 (page 11) incorrectly stated the starting time as 23:00. In fact, Mr. Bartos began his set at midnight. Please make a note of the change. |
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