11.15.2005

I've waited months for this?

As I walked out of the movie theater last night, I overheard a man tell his wife, “She did such a great job. I didn’t like Keira Knightley in Love Actually, but I think she acted very well in this movie.”

I just shook my head and sighed.

There were many things wrong with this latest Pride and Prejudice adaptation—a disjointed script that often felt patched together with condensed passages from the novel, a few scenes that were more Bronte than Austen, the lack of a relationship between Lizzy and her father, various historical inaccuracies (I’ll leave the folks at AustenBlog to quibble over those details)—but the biggest failing was the inability of Keira Knightley to accurately portray Elizabeth Bennet.

I didn’t expect this new version to be a carbon copy of the five-hour 1995 BBC miniseries, which has become the benchmark for Austen adaptations. Given the time constraints, I knew certain parts of the novel would have to be cut. But I didn’t expect to dislike Lizzy, one of my favorite literary heroines, so thoroughly in this new version.

Knightley couldn’t rid herself of certain modern expressions and movements that seemed entirely out of character. And her manners! Her Lizzy was bratty and immature and often impolite. The manner and tone she took when declining Mr. Collins’s offer of marriage were entirely inappropriate—she was almost yelling at him. Lizzy was sharp-tongued and strong-willed, but she was never rude or condescending.

Knightley didn’t shine in the moments she was supposed to—the scene of Darcy’s first proposal, her encounter with Lady Catherine. Instead of self-assured, she came across as insolent and annoying. This wasn’t entirely her fault; some of Lizzy’s best lines in those scenes were cut or re-written from the text in the novel, and the scenes were altogether too short. But even if she were using the dialogue directly from the novel, the manner in which she delivered the lines was out of character.

I keep trying to keep an open mind about it, but it just was not Jane Austen’s Elizabeth Bennet.

Despite my dislike of Lizzy, I did enjoy several of the other performances. Matthew Macfadyen’s Mr. Darcy was surprisingly good. (I say surprisingly because as a Colin Firth devotee, I was predisposed to be extra critical.) He was a different Darcy than Firth’s, but still a good one. Judi Dench was excellent as Lady Catherine, Tom Hollander’s portrayal of Mr. Collins was spot on, and Brenda Blethyn’s Mrs. Bennet managed to remain ridiculous without the excessive shrieking that became a little grating in the 1995 series.

But the whole story just moved too quickly. We didn’t have time to get to know any of these characters, and too many lines were crammed in. Mr. Bennet’s remark to Lizzy after her refusal of Mr. Collins, about her being a stranger to one of her parents from that moment on, was delivered too quickly, ruining the comic effect. A few times I noticed that certain conversations felt disjointed, as though the writer tried to include as much of a scene from the novel as possible by keeping some phrases intact and then omitting key phrases between them.

Some thought the final scene, with Elizabeth and Darcy sitting at Pemberley entirely at ease with each other, was too cheesy, but I actually really liked it. The penultimate scene, however, was ridiculous. Lizzie and Darcy just happened to be walking in the same field at the same ungodly hour of the morning in attire that was entirely inappropriate for view by anyone outside of one’s nuclear family. He declares “I love, love, love you” and then, after she accepts his offer of marriage, they walk to her house, where Darcy (still in his pajamas) proceeds to ask Mr. Bennet for Lizzy’s hand in marriage. No respectable man at the time would have waltzed in with his beloved at dawn in his pajamas and asked the woman’s father’s permission unless he wanted the father to raise some serious objections about the marriage. It just wasn’t Jane Austen. Her heroes and heroines feel very passionately, but this doesn’t cloud their judgment. Mr. Darcy would never have gone to Mr. Bennet in such an improper manner.

I feel like I’m being too harsh on the movie. It was actually very well done, but it’s pretty clear that it was made without much real understanding of Austen. Although I guess if they had done that, the movie likely wouldn’t have made any money. As for me, I think I’ll return to Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth.

10.02.2005

Pretty purses make me happy. Sort of.

Yesterday I spotted a fabulous pink purse, and it was love at first sight. Which is weird, because I've never been one to get excited about purses. But I saw this one and thought, I have no money, but there is no way I'm leaving this store without that purse. Lucky for me, it was on sale. It's rose pink leather lined with bright green cloth inside and it holds everything*. There's also a cell phone pocket inside, which is great for someone like me who carries so much crap in her purse that finding a ringing cell phone is always a challenge.

So I was waiting in line to pay for the purse, feeling pretty awesome and already planning outfits to match with the purse. (This is sick, I know.) In front of me in line was a woman in her mid- to late-20s with the most adorable baby girl in a stroller. She had expressive dark brown eyes and her ears were already pierced (just like mine were at her age). I asked how old she was, and her mom said "a very large four months." She asked me if I had any kids, and as I replied "no," this feeling of emptiness overcame me. I realized that I was trying to make myself feel better by buying a purse. A fabulous purse, but in the end, it’s still just a bag. Faced with something I really want—namely, a family (not right now, but still)—suddenly the purse seemed really unimportant. Amazing how that one little question sent me into an emotional tailspin.

Oh well. I bought the purse anyway.




*By everything, I mean everything I think I might at some point need throughout the day. The items currently in said purse: wallet, cell phone, keys, checkbook, press pass, ibuprofen, lip gloss, hand lotion, gum, tissues, nail file, digital camera, digital voice recorder, ziploc bag with dried apricots, band-aids, tampons, paperback copy of Northanger Abbey, three pens, and a reporter's notebook.

9.26.2005

Kelly Clarkson made me cry

I heard “Behind these Hazel Eyes” this morning on the radio, and I began to weep uncontrollably. Yes, I have reached that most unstable of points where the incredibly evocative lyrics of an American Idol let the floodgates open.

9.20.2005

85 days later

What a difference three months make. If only it were just my elbow hurting now.

6.27.2005

Caro + bicycle = one bloody mess

Yeah, I know I was tagged ages ago to fill out this book meme, but I don't feel like writing about that now. I'd much rather write about assholes who LAUGH AT PEOPLE FALLING OFF THEIR BIKES. Yes, in the second mile of my first-ever triathlon this weekend, I took a turn a little too quickly and fell off of my bike. As I lay there dazed for a second, I heard someone laughing at me mockingly from a passing car. Who does this? Is there some level of hell reserved especially for this man?

The chain had popped off of my bike, and I had a hard time popping it back in because of the pain coming from my left elbow and the blood gushing from my right thumb. I got blood everywhere--on my handlebars, gears, shorts, race number, water bottle, and even caked on my thighs. Cyclists kept passing me and shouting things like "hang in there!" or "it's just a little blood, no big deal!"

I finally got back on the damn bike and finished what seemed like an interminably long 12-mile course. I have never been so happy to get off of that bike. Surprisingly, I felt strong for the run; I took it out slowly and was able to build to a sprint. Afterwards, I walked in a daze to the paramedic, who cleaned my cuts and kept shaking his head and saying, "I'm sorry baby."

My cousin, who had driven down with me for the race, reminded me that the last time he’d seen me on a bike was when we’d gone mountain biking and I’d ended up on the ground several feet from my bicycle with cuts and bruises all over my left shoulder and knee. Maybe I should just stay away from the bicycle altogether. Clearly, I don’t have the coordination necessary to do things like brake and turn. All I have to say is thank God for my helmet. It’s cracked slightly, so I’ll have to get a new one, but if not for the helmet, yesterday could’ve been much, much worse.

I placed 66th overall in the swim (out of 164), 157th in my horrendous bike leg, and 113th in the run for a final place of 139th and a time of
1:32:08. Not too bad considering the circumstances. It's going to be a long while though before I attempt another one of these again.