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The Sporadic Chronicle
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03 June 2004
"Saudi attack: Your reaction" at the BBC, and people are keen to have their say. Christine of Riyadh puts her finger on a root cause of terror:
The Saudi people are fed up seeing all the money that is earned from the production of the oil go to the Royal Family and the US. ...
Yes, it's the Saudi royal family in cahoots with those greedy American oil companies. Oh, wait, what's this?
Sunday, 16 November, 2003
Royal Dutch/Shell and Total have signed a long-awaited $2bn deal to develop Saudi Arabia's huge gas reserves.
The two are the first western firms to win energy rights in Saudi Arabia since the industry was nationalised in 1975. ...
Ah. So the production of Saudi oil is entirely in Saudi hands with the exception of a small, recent Anglo-Dutch and French involvement. I'm not sure how so much of the money that's earned manages to go to the US then. Surely the opposite is true, with the US paying Saudi Arabia.
Back to the talking point, where Afreen Baig of Saudia Arabia tells us...
The men on Arab streets are filled with hatred and anger on the American policies in Iraq. Had it not been for the strict Saudi Government; no American would have been alive here. ...
That's nice.

Jack from Glasgow:
Every foreigner involved with drilling, collection and distribution of oil in the Middle East needs to leave. Now. It's not like they have any right to be there.
Yeah. It's not as if they're legally employed doing anything useful like providing a whole load of skilled labour needed to drill, collect and distribute the oil on which the region's economy largely depends.

Insightful analysis continues from Barbara B:
The Oasis compound is an ultra-luxurious Western compound, no doubt fuelling feelings of resentment in those who oppose Western presence in the Kingdom ...
I can understand how foreigners living it up in luxury might create a certain friction, but surely not quite enough to cause anyone to storm their residence and go on a killing frenzy. Wealthy foreigners live in luxury next to relatively poor locals in many parts of the world (tourist resorts in Latin America and the Carribean spring to mind) without anyone killing anybody else.

Vajid Ali of Birmingham tells us:
The USA sows hatred across every continent and now they are reaping their rewards. Sadly only civilians suffer.
The USA are "reaping their rewards" for sowing hatred. That certainly explains the death toll of 8 Indians, 3 Filipinos, 3 Saudis, 2 Sri Lankans, 1 Egyptian, 1 Swede, 1 South African, 1 Italian, 1 Briton and 1 American doesn't it, Vajid? It looks like, if Afreen Baig's angry friends had their way, there would be no Indians or Filipinos left alive in the country.
03 June 2004
PC idle time has just found a huge new prime number, which is nice. You can never have too many prime numbers, that's what I say. (Via Geekpress, which also reports a crazy cold war tale of password horror).
My PC spends its idle time folding proteins.
01 June 2004
I think that given recent events, the upbeat strap-line used by the Oasis Residential Resort maybe needs to be looked at...
At The Oasis, Life in Saudi Arabia is not what it used to be!
That's not much of a selling point any more.
01 June 2004
Wanderings with my camera:
dandelion clock thistle
copper beech leaf rust, peeling pait on railing
31 May 2004
Woooh, a cheese-related quiz reveals that I am blue cheese.
I am blue cheese!
Cheese Test: What type of cheese are you?
Mmmm... cheese.
31 May 2004
I've put six new entries in the gallery, but then I ran out of energy.
30 May 2004
Just added another corking delusional rant by Wayne Madsen to the gallery.
I've got about two dozen articles by other authors bookmarked waiting to be added - *sigh*. I'll try a Big Push tomorrow and try to get through a few of them.
29 May 2004
Yet more depressing infiltration into the mainstream media of crazed consipracy theories about Nick Berg's beheading by his captors in Iraq. I can't find the actual al-jazeera article online anywhere, but according to the Guardian on 25th May they'd moved from reporting "doubts about the authenticity" of the Berg video to reporting "suspicions that it was filmed inside Abu Ghraib prison":
When reports first started appearing on the internet questioning the authenticity of the video apparently showing the beheading in Iraq of the US civilian Nick Berg, they could easily be passed off as wild conspiracy theories. ... But it is another matter when a respected news outlet such as al-Jazeera picks up on the speculation and posts the headline "Berg video filmed from inside Abu Ghraib prison", as it did on Monday. ... Despite the blunt matter-of-factness of its headline, however, Al-Jazeera takes a much softer line in the story, saying the video "has raised numerous questions concerning its authenticity as evidence grows that the event took place from inside the US controlled Abu Ghraib prison".
Now I'm on tenterhooks waiting for al-Jazeera to report "numerous questions" and "growing evidence" that shape-changing alien lizards are using mind-control beams to manipulate the stock market, or something.

Meanwhile, the Sydney Morning Herald has also chosen to uncritically pimp the views of chatroom loons and those who see the shadow of US psychological warfare specialists in everything, on which Tim Blair has more.
28 May 2004
Three random photos:
spiky red tropical leaf
Spiky tropical leaf.
brick wall with drainage, plumbing
Wall with pipes.
artificially decoloured, darkened, contrast raised
Lakeland sheep.

28 May 2004
Hippo sweat is magical stuff, apparently. Hooray for hippos and their amazing adaptations.
28 May 2004
Theremin World - for all your theremin needs.
Thanks, Dave.
26 May 2004
Oh no - how will the nation ever recover from this tragic loss of inspirational artworks?
25 May 2004
Everybody needs a hobby, like building small model aeroplanes.
24 May 2004
cryptozoology.com - all about mythical beasties.
21 May 2004
"Axl Rose stole my guitar" before he was famous.
19 May 2004
Quick roundup of the Nick Berg beheading conspiracy-o-rama:
Al-Jazeera is the respectable face, but of course Indymedia can never be far away from these topics, speculating about "black ops" and Mr Berg being an Israeli spy. Infowars asks a lot of stupid questions, while the psychiatric inpatients at Conspiracy Planet witter darkly about the involvement of Mossad doing the killing, beheaded people being Mossad spies, the whole thing being a big CIA / pentagon hoax... or maybe it was a satanic ritual by Mossad (who else?) and the reptilian overlords. The Tehran Times piles on as well, as does a poster at otherwise respectable kuro5hin.
18 May 2004
George Monbiot's in reliably batty form today for his weekly 'Guardian' column. He starts by talking about the recent Indian election:
Tony Blair has lost the election. It's true he wasn't standing, but we won't split hairs...
Now that's what I call quality punditry! "Tony Blair has lost an election in which he wasn't standing, in a foreign country with a different history, different economy and different political parties. But let's not get obsessed with mere details..." I stopped reading after the opening two sentences but I've scanned the rest of it, and he manages to mention General Pinochet, the Adam Smith Institute, Bernie Ecclestone, the Hinduja brothers and "the world's most dangerous economic experiment". No sign of the kitchen sink, though.
17 May 2004
Various pictures, drawings and graphics links:
17 May 2004
After saying that Disney were suppressing his film and then admitting that actually they'd just never given him a distribution deal, staunchly factual documentarian Michael Moore is making vague accusations of government censorship:
The White House tried to halt the making and release of Michael Moore's new film Fahrenheit 9/11, the film-maker alleged in Cannes on Sunday. The director told a Cannes audience the Bush administration wanted to keep the film off screens in the run-up to November's US election. ...
Now that is serious stuff. Please, do tell us more:
... He has given no evidence to substantiate his allegations, but said "someone connected to the White House" and a "top Republican" had put pressure on film companies not to release the film. ...
Let's recap the gist of what he's said here: "The government's trying to censor me by leaning on film companies, but I won't give you any details that you might be able to check. This is being done by someone connected to the White House in some unspecified way, but I won't tell you their name or anything else about him or her, other than that they're in the same party as the president."

Call me Mr Sceptical, but I am not entirely convinced.
I now promise to ignore Michael and his publicity machine struggle against the jackboot of oppression.
15 May 2004
Definitely time to lighten the mood so it's "wanderings with my camera today" again.
A wall, a copper beech tree...
light, shade. flint, brick. copper beech leaves catch the sun.
... and baby waterfowl:
goose flotilla.
goose flotilla.
Awwwwh, aren't they sweet?
14 May 2004
Hmmm... Al Jazeera are promoting crazed conspiracy theories about Nick Berg's murder. In homage to their fine journalism I have prepared another story they may care to run with.
12 May 2004
So this gruesome videoed murder of an American is revenge for mistreatment of prisoners by the Americans, is it? I hope we haven't already forgotten the Italian, Fabrizio Quattrocchi, whose videoed murder on April 15th was "too gruesome" for Al-Jazeera to broadcast. Or the videoed beheading of Daniel Pearl two years ago. Gruesome videoed murders of captives just seem to be part of the jihad way - they don't need something special to take "revenge" for.
12 May 2004
"Regulate the regulator" is the headline and theme of these letters to the 'Guardian' about the regulation of companies which used to be public utilities. But if the regulators are doing such a bad job that they need to be regulated, how do we know their regulator would do a better job? Presumably by having a regulator to regulate the regulator regulator. Call it something snappy like the Regulator of Regulatory Regulations. But then wouldn't we need a regulator to check them... and so on ad infinitum.
12 May 2004
An Associated Press report at yahoo, under the headline "Video Seems to Show Beheading of American":
...The video showed five men wearing headscarves and black ski masks, standing over a bound man in an orange jumpsuit who identified himself as an American from Philadelphia.
After reading a statement, the men were seen pulling the man to his side and cutting off his head with a large knife. They then held the head out before the camera.
I suppose that would rather seem to show him being beheaded, then. Or maybe it was all done with camera angles ("seen that latest jihad video - the special effects are fantastic!").
10 May 2004
For the benefit of the confused professor, I have prepared a "spot the difference" page. Don't say I never give you anything!
10 May 2004
I was going to comment on this article by Richard Overy, but Tim Newman got there first and said pretty much everything I was going to (curse him!), so just read what he said.

What Tim didn't say... As a footnote about the conduct of the Wehrmacht in Russia, special orders were issued prior to the invasion of Russia that prisoners and civilians were to be treated with exceptional (ahem) "vigour", and that German soldiers should not be punished for displaying such (ahem) "vigour". Of roughly 6 million Russians taken prisoner by the Wehrmacht, about 3 million were executed or left to starve or freeze to death in rudimentary camps. A professor of modern history should have known that.
10 May 2004
A wonderfully batty article in Arab News (the Middle East's leading English language daily) blaming women, who aren't allowed to drive, for road accidents in Saudi Arabia. Or foreign drivers. Or someone.
I wonder if those responsible for organizing traffic awareness campaigns and programs aimed at educating motorists and pedestrians have realized the role of women in the chaos characteristic of our streets and the accidents which occur there all too often. ...
If the driver finds that the woman in the back seat is in a bad mood, he braces himself for trouble. Such behavior definitely impacts upon the poor man who, knowing he cannot answer back, usually resorts to the only thing he can do — stepping hard on the accelerator ...
Memo to self: concept of driver being responsible for vehicle clearly not ingrained in Saudi society, so never fly on Saudi Airlines ("Yes I flew into the mountain, but what else could I do? The stewardess wouldn't stop asking me whether I wanted coffee or tea!"). Via Damian Penny.
10 May 2004
Henry Porter (who is an author) wrote in yesterday's Observer (Sunday 'Guardian') about how terrible everything is:
The shock [of the abuse of prisoners by American guards] is probably salutary [to Americans]. Since 9/11 the US has been generating some very unpleasant energies. This can be seen in such disparate developments as Disney's attempt to block Michael Moore's film Fahrenheit 9/11 (because it was critical of Bush's relationship with powerful Saudi families) and in the hysterical treatment of tourists passing through US immigration which has become inexplicably rude and vindictive towards those who simply want to see the sights in New York, LA and Florida.
I've mentioned the Michael Moore "censorship" thing before, and I think Mr Porter's a bit behind the story. How does this from Michael Moore:
Friday, May 7th, 2004 ... The Disney spin machine has been working overtime dealing with this censorship debacle of theirs. I don't think they thought they would ever be outed. ... Disney has been hoping for nearly a year that they could keep this thing quiet. As I promised on Wednesday, here are the details behind my sordid adventure with the Magic Kingdom:
In April of 2003, I signed a deal with Miramax, a division of the Walt Disney Co., to finance and distribute my next movie, Fahrenheit 9/11. ...
... square with this from Michael Moore:
07 May 2004... Less than 24 hours after accusing the Walt Disney Company of pulling the plug on his latest documentary in a blatant attempt at political censorship, the rabble-rousing film-maker Michael Moore has admitted he knew a year ago that Disney had no intention of distributing it. ...
And I know this is anecdotal, but when I visited New York last June the man who checked my passport was friendly and polite, I wasn't beaten up once and nobody was rude or vindictive towards me the whole time I was there.
09 May 2004
Some good architectual sketches from an age when they thought we were all going to drive hover-scooters and live in giant arcologies.
09 May 2004
Someone please remind me which century this is:
BASRA, Iraq - A senior aide of radical Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr told worshippers during a Friday sermon in southern Iraq that anyone capturing a female British soldier can keep her as a slave. The aide, Sheik Abdul-Sattar al-Bahadli ... spoke at al-Hawi mosque in central Basra.
Got to admit it's a catchy slogan, though: "Join the jihad and get yourself a slave girl!" Of course the holy warrior must be careful to treat his slave girl decently, right? Why, I'm sure the word "slave" is a mere mishap of translation. No doubt only light duties such as domestic cleaning and a spot of cookery are appropriate? Heck, let's Ask an Imam:
Q: What does the Islam say regarding intercourse with slave girls?
A: A man may have intimate relations with his wife or slave girl. This applies no matter how many slave girls one may possess. He may not have intimate relations with his servant. A slave is one whom one physically owns. Since slavery is not in vogue nowadays, this does not apply today.
Oh. Riiiight. I like the "slavery is not in vogue nowadays" bit at the end. The same answer, but with a long and mind-boggling justification, is given to the vexed issue of "Is having a Slave (girl) for sex nowdyas is allowed?" (remember - Allah Ta'ala Knows Best).

08 May 2004
Some photos of an Antarctic crevasse.
08 May 2004
I've updated the gallery, with Take Back The Media and couple of others.
08 May 2004
Some good photographs, in particular the model spaceship, the giant trench digging machine and razor. via prof Hall the rocket scientist.
07 May 2004
Well I promised yesterday that I'd mention Disney "blocking distribution" of Michael Moore's new film but I really don't have the energy so I'll be as brief as possible. So, briefly: Michael Moore is a lying weasel pretending to be oppressed so he'll get a load of free publicity and stir his followers with energy to pay for his movie. Disney isn't distributing the film because they never said they would - they gave him a bit of funding, not a distribution deal:
May, 2003... [Miramax], part of the Disney corporation, is to provide cash in temporary "bridge" funding, which offers it less risk, although it will get a lower return.
Where in that does it say, or even remotely imply, "Disney is to provide cash and distribution"? No, it doesn't. I wonder whether it was made even clearer to Michael, one year ago, that Disney wouldn't distribute the film? From the New York Times:
[Disney] said it was made clear to Miramax [which is part of Disney] last May, when it became the principal investor in the film, that Disney would not let it be the distributor.
"Mr. Moore has had and continues to have every opportunity to either find another distributor or distribute the film himself," a spokeswoman for Disney, Zenia Mucha, said in a statement.
Oh, and wait, what's this... Michael's changing his story:
Less than 24 hours after accusing the Walt Disney Company of pulling the plug on his latest documentary in a blatant attempt at political censorship, the rabble-rousing film-maker Michael Moore has admitted he knew a year ago that Disney had no intention of distributing it.
Hmmm. He's done this sort of thing before. He said that the police in San Diego "raided his book-signing" (oh, feel the jackboot of oppression on Michael Moore's neck!) when the pathetic truth was that the caretakers had to call the police because Michael was still busy signing books at midnight when he'd only hired the hall until 11. I saw comments nearer the time from people claiming to have been at the "raided" book-signing saying the staff had asked him politely to leave, several times, but he'd just ignored them. Idiot.

And if he's prepared to twist the truth about his film's distribution like this, why should anyone believe anything he says in the film?
Anyway, that's enough ranting from me. I'll watch the Kenya cartoon again to cheer myself up.

Lions... and tigers... only in Kenyyyaaaaa...


07 May 2004
Daft but funny cartoon (needs Flash™, and sound): Come to sunny Kenya, where we have Lions... and tigers...

Lions... (dum-dum dum bee-dum) and tigers...
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