Asparagirl doesn't live here anymore.

She quit her job, packed up her two cats and all her belongings, got married, and moved all the way across the country to Los Angeles.

Did we mention the "got married" part? That's kind of important, since she's now blogging over at The Protocols of the Yuppies of Zion with her new hubby Doctor Suarez, formerly of Captain Scott's Electric Love Bunker.

(No, this wasn't one of those "blogger weddings" that are all the rage these days, though a ton of bloggers were in attendance. The happy couple met in college.)

C'mon over to the new place anytime.