JUNE 04 -
“I’ve got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.”
Groucho Marx
"Duck Soup"
Roberto Gaggioli is out for the season, I hear. No worries. He should be able to find suitable temporary employment while he’s serving his suspension — say, as a debt collector for a New Jersey loan shark, a job in which going after someone with a club is all part of the day’s work.
As all gossip-loving leg-shavers shou...