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Friday, April 23rd, 2004

Subject:I have a growing pain...
Time:1:05 am.
And to think, I used to have a poster of this guy on my bedroom door!

The Way of the Master
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Friday, April 16th, 2004

Subject:Thanks, Harper's Magazine
Time:3:01 pm.
[Disavowal]
NEGATIVE CAPABILITY

The following assertions were collected from public statements made by George W. Bush and his official spokesmen since 1997.

The President of the United States is not a fact-checker.
I'm not a statistician.
I'm not a numbers-cruncher.
I'm not one of these bean counters.
I'm not very analytical.
I'm not a precision guy.
The President is not a micromanager.
I'm not a member of the legislative branch.
The President is not a rubber stamp for the Congress.
I'm not a censor-guy.
I'm not a lawyer.
I'm not a doctor.
The President is not an economist.
I'm not a stockbroker or a stock-picker.
I'm not a forecaster.
I'm not a predictor.
I'm not a pollster, a poll-reader guy.
I'm not a very good prognosticator of elections.
I'm not a committee chairman.
I'm not of the Washington scene.
I'm not a lonely person.
I'm not a poet.
I'm not a very good novelist.
I'm not a textbook player.
I'm not an emailer.
I'm not a very long-winded person.
I'm not a very formal guy.
I am not a revengeful person.
I'm not an Iraqi citizen.
I'm not a divider.
I am not a unilateralist.
I'm not a tree, I'm a Bush.
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Tuesday, April 13th, 2004

Subject:Newsflash
Time:2:39 pm.
MAN ARRESTED: A 20-year-old Huntington man dressed as a leprechaun was arrested for underage consumption about 12:30 a.m. Sunday after he was found walking in the middle of the westbound lane of Interstate 64 near the 17th Street West exit. The man smelled of alcohol and was talking into his hand as if he had a cell phone, according to the report.

The man was taken to HPD headquarters, where he was later arrested on misdemeanor charges of obstructing and assault on a police officer for refusing to leave a holding cell.
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Thursday, April 8th, 2004

Subject:If you are a linguistics nerd like me...
Time:4:27 pm.
then you will enjoy this page: Dialect Survey Maps

Example:
50. What word(s) do you use to address a group of two or more people?
a. you all (12.63%)
b. yous, youse (0.67%)
c. you lot (0.18%)
d. you guys (42.53%)
e. you 'uns (0.20%)
f. yins (0.37%)
g. you (24.82%)
h. other (4.62%)
i. y'all (13.99%)
(10764 respondents)


If you won't enjoy this page then I don't think I can be friends with yins.
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Tuesday, March 16th, 2004

Subject:I already told everybody and their mom, but...
Time:4:20 pm.
Mood:weirdly giddy.
I just shook John Kerry's hand.
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Thursday, February 26th, 2004

Time:11:54 am.
I've heard about Mel Gibson's Jesus movie ad nauseam lately and am growing a little tired of it. I just don't understand the hype. And then I see this: Woman Killed By Gibson Film and now it all makes sense. Talk about religious experience!
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Wednesday, November 19th, 2003

Subject:I finally gave in...
Time:10:34 am.
Your future occupation by meteoric
Your name
Your future occupationCar Mechanic
Yearly income$625,943
Hours per week you work23
EducationCollege graduate
Created with quill18's MemeGen!



I liked this result because it means I will soon be on TLC with American Chopper and Monster Garage and I will know how to use a blowtorch.
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Monday, September 8th, 2003

Subject:Oh no...
Time:12:43 pm.
Warren Zevon passed away.
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Wednesday, August 27th, 2003

Subject:Naked mole-rat
Time:4:29 pm.
Everyone should go and read this bizarre and delightful zoo page immediately or sooner.
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Wednesday, August 20th, 2003

Subject:here's some dumb stuff
Time:11:44 am.
My LiveJournal Sitcom
Being freshmaker (NBC, 12:30): freshmaker (Jon Favreau) makes fun of diyrevolution (Mimi Rogers) for enjoying cross-stitch. The next day, chuckdarwin (Holly Hunter) and tyler1968 (Vanna White) kiss at the doctor's office. That night, adbusting (Erika Christensen)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of promo_fire (Carrie Fisher)'s underwear pink. Then, fuckingyeah (Vivian Hsu) dances with homestar_runner (Rowan Atkinson). Meanwhile, freshmaker (Jon Favreau) draws a picture on wordoftheday (Eric McCormack)'s forehead. Hilarity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)



My LiveJournal Sitcom
freshmaker's wedding photo (NBC, 12:30): freshmaker (Jon Favreau) breaks richsister (Anna Friel)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. Later that day, rollingrock (Anil Kapoor) cheats on a test, and halooffly (John Cleese) finds out. Soon afterwards, homestar_runner (Rowan Atkinson) is allergic to chuckdarwin (Holly Hunter)'s toothpaste. Then, diyrevolution (Mimi Rogers) uses adbusting (Erika Christensen)'s sweater. Nearby, fuckingyeah (Vivian Hsu) borrows wordoftheday (Eric McCormack)'s car to drive to the beach. Wacky results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)
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Wednesday, April 30th, 2003

Subject:Yep.
Time:11:25 am.
HASH(0x86cc204)
You're "Cheerleader". You love
cheerleading, Le Girl magazine, and looking so
good! You are popular and the leader of Teen
Girl Squad.


Which Member of Teen Girl Squad are you?
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Thursday, March 27th, 2003

Subject:Utter revulsion
Time:4:59 pm.




Looks like they called it here first.
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Friday, February 14th, 2003

Subject:Happy Valentine's Day!
Time:11:11 am.
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