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Thursday, May 20th, 2004
10:33 pm - me three!
stolen from sarah, who stole it from jen, who stole it from jlbmedia:
I want ALL OF YOU who read this to post something they would like to do with me someday.
Then post this in your journal to find out what I want to do with you....
DON'T BE SHY! POST! :)

current mood: blank
current music: Betsy brushing her teeth.

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Thursday, May 6th, 2004
10:26 pm - Stolen from PunkDiana
Its like madlibs! BUT COOOOOLER!!!

1. I ____ Mark.
2. Mark is ____.
3. If I were alone in a room with Mark, I would _______.
4. I think Mark should _____.
5. Mark needs ______.
6. I want to ____________ Mark.
7. Someday Mark will ________.
8. Mark reminds me of _______.
9. Without Mark_______.
10. Memories of Mark are ________.
11. Mark can be __________.
12. __________ is how I describe meeting Mark.
13. The worst thing about Mark is _________.
14. The best thing about Mark is _________.
15. I am ________ with Mark.

current mood: amused
current music: Ben Harper - "burn one down" (RANDOMIZER)

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Friday, April 30th, 2004
11:17 am - Life sucks, and then you die.
Solemnly waiting for the latter.

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Saturday, April 24th, 2004
12:15 pm - MUSE-ic
So, I haven't updated in a while, but thats just too bad for you!!!! Maybe you should talk to me or something, jerks! :-P

Last night, went to see Muse at the metro in chicago with some friends. Its the first time they've toured in the states, so the show was sold out.

First, Jason, Morgan, and I got in my car to meet Jeff at the IHOP at 88 and orchard. We pull off to see him behind the restauraunt (huge parking lot) sitting on his trunk, listening to some tunes. We think nothing of it, and pull up diagonally next to him. He tells us some crazy woman just drove up really slowly next to him, then got out and said "is that your car?" really accusingly. Like he stole it or something. Then she sped off. He thought it was pretty crazy and stupid. We went in the restaurant cuz jason and jeff needed to used the facilities. Morgan and I just wait on the bench. Then the infamous crazy woman comes in and asks Morgan and I if its our car in the back lot. (she figured it was us cuz Jeff is wearing a jean jacket and pilots shades. He also has a 'stache and kinda shaggy hair. Morgan has a bit of a beard and real long hair and an old green army jacket. Jason is wearing jeans and a grey suit coat. I have longer hair, a beard, and I'm wearing a blue marching band jacket with a few patches on it.) I answer with "yeah, its my friends". She kinda gives us a look and then goes to the kitchen. Apparently this ugly 40-something year old woman wearing a bright pink abercrombie shirt is a manager or something there. Jeff returns to the lobby and I tell what just happened. Then I say, "I give the po-po about 5 minutes before they come to get you." He laughs and says, "oh, I'm sure they're almost here". Then jason gets there right when a cop pulls up and comes inside. The manager crazy lady is missing and nobody is at the welcome booth, so Jeff just says, "I'm the guy you're looking for". The cop (total tool) looks stupified and eventually asks him for his liscence. After inspection he declares Jeff to be the owner of the car. The four of us are having a realllllly tough time keeping straight-faced for this whole ordeal. We leave and get into our cars, but the cop is parked directly behind me. Before I get in my car, he yells to me, "Hey, who taught you to park like this?" I tell him that I was just there for a couple minutes and the lot is empty. He repeats his question again since hes so fucking clever. I tell him that a state driver's ed program told me how to park. (although 50 other answers came to mind) He tells me that it only takes a couple seconds more to park properly. Then he leaves. We all bust out laughing at the only action the guy has probably seen in weeks. Then we continue to chicago.

The show was AWESOME!!!! Holy moly. The opening band, The Exit, was decent but I don't think I'll be rushing to buy their album. Three piece band that played original stuff, but it was just ehhh. The guitar player was Jimmy Hendrix's gay nephew. It was creepy. Then Muse started a little after their midnight slotted time. The band was tiiiiiight. So just right there. It was hard to tell they were live, if it wasn't for all the energy. The bass player plays crazy lines in every song, the drummer is like a metronome, and the guitar player/lead singer/piano player is insane. The whole crowd was all about the band and knew the lyrics and it was just hoppin. Best $10 ticket ever.

And what trip to Chicago with Mark would be complete without getting lost? I couldn't remember the exact directions home, so I asked Jeff and he gave me some crazy stupid route. We tried to follow it, but got mixed up on 290 and never caught 88. Instead, we were on Lake Cook Rd. and I pulled off in a church lot and looked at a map. 59 was just ahead, so I took that to 64, but apparently turned the wrong way on 64. After we were in lombard instead of st. charles, we turned around and got home at 4:45. Morgan slept the entire time. I'm not in much pain, just a tiny crick in the neck. My ears are at 95% so I'll be gravy at the concert today. I have a tiny solo, so you should come listen to it. Concert hall at 7 p.m.

Now I'm gonna pack up some of my stuff and clean a little so our visitor tomorrow will want to sub-lease for the summer.

current mood: satisfied
current music: Muse - "Butterflies and Hurricanes"

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Sunday, April 4th, 2004
4:56 pm - ATTENTION ALL LADIES!!
...and some special guys.

Betsy is going on vacation from this thursday to next thursday. So during that time, you can come over to 226 W. Locust for a week of crazy makeout parties! WOOOOOOOO!

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Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004
9:11 pm - NO PANTS DAY!!!
Ok, so I was gonna cheat and get the Dress Like Abe Lincoln one, but heres what I really got! Its so me, and you can't beat that monocle!!!

You Should Wear
a Pantsless Suit!

You radiate power and distinction in your suit, and DAMN do you look funny without pants. Hats off to you.

Find out which No Pants Day outfit YOU should wear!

No Pants Day is May 7th, 2004. To find out more about No Pants Day, visit

www.NoPantsDay.com

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Wednesday, March 17th, 2004
5:54 pm - Why do we keep doing these things?
1. Kissed your cousin: yeah, but no tongue.
2. Ran away: from home? no.
3. Pictured your crush naked: no, thats disgusting
5. Broken someone's heart: come on, have you seen me?
6. Been in love: yup
7. Cried when someone died: yeah, my grandpa. it was tough seeing his body.
8. Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yeah, I don't think morgan likes me that way
9. Broken a bone: yup, my left wrist in 6th grade
11. Lied: This sentence is a lie. I WIN.
12. Cried in school: I don't think I have...
*WHICH IS BETTER*
13. Coke or Pepsi: coke.
14. Sprite or 7UP: I really like 7UP the company, but I think Sprite tastes better
15. Girls or Guys: girls, they have boobs
16. Flowers or candy: candy
17. Scruff or Clean shaved: whatever
18. Quiet or Loud: depends
19. Blondes or Brunettes: eh?
20. Bitchy or Slutty: slutty bitches *drool*
21. Tall or Short: don't matter
22. Pants or Shorts: I've never been a fan of pants.
*WHAT IS (YOUR FAVORITE)*
29. Your Good Luck Charm: my lucky 4 leaf rabbit's foot
30. Person You Hate Most: your mom!
31. Best Thing That Has Happened: sliced bread.
32. Color: I like blues
33. Movie: ugh, I hate favorites. maybe mallrats? I have no idea
34. Subject in school: music classes of any sort.
35. Juice: cran
36. Cars: the flying kind I was promised, DAMMIT!!!
37. Ice Cream: vanilla for its versatility
39. Season: summer. the days are long and its nice out, even if its sometimes ungodly hot.
40. Breakfast Food(s): eggs are purty good and versatile.
41. Song: nope
42. Favorite food: I always say crablegs, so I'll say crablegs, alaskan.
*Who*
43. Makes you laugh the Most: *shrug* I have managed to surround myself with funny people
43. Makes you the funniest: I don't even know what that means
44. Makes you smile the most: BETSY!
45. Can make you feel better no matter what: BETSY!
46. Has A Crush On You: I'd have to go with most ladies and some men
47. Do You Have A Crush On: Jen, since she already declared everyone does.
49. Gives You A Funny Feeling When You See Them: Johnny Depp. Hes dreeeeeeeeeeamy
*DO YOU EVER*
50. Sit by the phone waiting for a phone call all night: not really. if I have a call I'm waiting for, I usually manage to do something else while waiting.
51. Save AOL conversations: yeah, they're all logged in case theres important information I need to know, but have forgotten
52. Save Emails: very important ones
53. Wish you were someone else: not really
54. Wish you were a member of the opposite sex: yeah, maybe in 7th grade or something
*BEST*
55. Hairstyle: mullet
56. Cologne: dunno
57. Perfume: also dunno
58. Martial arts technique: oh man, theres some good ones out there. maybe jujitsu. I like the ones that can master weapons really well
*HAVE YOU*
60. Kissed the same sex?: not on the lips
61. Fallen for your best friend?: yeah, its hard to resist the charm of a 6'8" man, but after seeing him in a speedo, I'm not so impressed.
62. Made out with JUST a friend?: well, betsy was just a friend before we started dating. teehee
63. Fought in a war: yeah, I was in a war that lasted an hour once, but the bastard finally got all four aces and I was screwed.
64. Been in love?: what did I answer last time?
65. Been in lust?: I'm human, aren't I?
66. Used someone?: I think so
67. Been used: probably
68. Cheated on someone?: never
69. Been cheated on?: hope not
70. Been shot: not by a bullet
71. Done something you regret?: yup
*THE LAST PERSON YOU*
72. You touched?: some guy at the bank that handed me the proof work from N. 1st St.
73. You talked to?: Matt O'Dell
74. You hugged?: Betsy
75. You instant messaged?: Jen, and I was hers! CREEPY
76. You kissed? online or off?: Betsy wins again.
77. You had sex with?: I bet you can guess.
78. You yelled at?: someone that cut me off. boy was he pissed that I was driving
80. Who broke your heart?: Estelle Getty
81. Told you loved?: Betsy
82. Heard I love you Betsy
*OTHER INFO*
82. Color your hair?: I dyed it blue once.
83. Have tattoos?: none as of today
84. Have piercings?: yeah, things got pretty crazy over spring break
85. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: just a girlfriend, no boyfriend/both yet
86. Own a webcam?: nope
87. Own a thong?: no, you can buy me one!
88. Ever get off the damn computer?: sometimes
89. Sprechen Sie Deutsch?: Ja, ich habe swie arms!
90. Habla espanol?: ¡Sí! Pero, solomente un poquito.
91. Quack?: Quack quack quack.
*Have you/do you/are you*
92. Stolen anything?: yup.
93. Smoke?: sXe
94. Schizophrenic?: nope
95. Obsessive?: don't think so
96. Compulsive?: just as much as obsessive
97. Obsessive compulsive?: you are!
98. Panic?: sure
99. Anxiety?: perhaps
100. Depressed?: no, I really liked being rejected from the school of music twice and getting kicked out of school. I threw a party and framed the letters.

current mood: chipper
current music: Star Trek

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Monday, March 15th, 2004
6:51 pm - Ok, I finally caved in...
A - Act your age: why should I?
B - Boy who's just a friend: well, certainly not shaun. We're more than friends.
C - Chore you hate: anything related to cleaning poop
D - Dad's name: Thomas Edward Zimmerman
E - Essential item: music
F - Favorite actor: steve buschemi perhaps...
G - Gold or silver: silver
H - Hometown: Elgin, IL WEST SIYYEEEEEEED
I - Instruments you can play: euphonium, trombone, tuba, trumpet, clarinet (poorly), bass, drums, and I own a keyboard, but really don't play it...
J - Job title: I've had many, the two right now are cashier/server at the bakery and proof operator at the bank.
K - Kids: I'm pretty sure thats what baby goats are, right?
L - Living arrangements: not dead
M - Mom's name: Jan Catherine Stoll Zimmerman
N - Number of people you've slept with: I'm catholic and not married, how many do you think?!?
O - Overnight hospital stays: none that I know of
P - Phobia: hmmm, don't much like spiders. or planes
Q - Quote you like: "So do like stu and you'll save, too. push it. pull it. tow it to golf mill ford"
R - Religious affiliation: raised catholic, follow it somewhat
S - Siblings: 1 younger brother
T - Time you wake up: In the morning. Usually before 8, often before 6.
U - Unique habit: unbelievably hot. I mean, WOW am I smokin.
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Asparagas. I've had most vegetables and don't like them for the most part...
W - Worst habit: cracking my knuckles
X - X-rays you've had: numerous jaw x-rays, some of my wrist, some of my ribs
Y - Yummy food you make: tons and tons. just call me bert crocker.
Z - Zodiac Sign: cancer

current mood: hot

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6:20 pm - WOW
So today at work. I shit you not, I got a check written from William Riker to Deanna Troy. DUDE!!!!!! It was crazy!

current mood: dorky

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Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004
8:34 pm - I couldn't help myself
Rose Nylund
Which Golden Girl Are You?

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7:46 pm - Go Jamaica!!!!!
DUDE!! Power Rangers totally stole their outfits from Star Trek. Now all I need to do is see how I can get money out of this...

Then I'll be able to stop working two jobs. I know, I should stop my bitching cuz you all have had to do the same thing if not more than me, but my body is so worn out right now that you're going to have to read it anyway.

Ummmm, I got to hack Monday night. That was pretty fun. I'm about at the same level as the other guys there, so I don't feel out of place. Once it gets warmer out I'll be able to start playing net again. I'm just so psyched about it! I started sewing my own footbag a week ago.

YAY! Betsy just called. Shes at the bakery and wanted to say hi. What a sweetie. I swear, that place can't operate if one of isn't there every minute its open.

HAHAHA, Warf is delivering a baby! This is hilarious. Silly klingon.

current mood: content

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Friday, February 27th, 2004
8:22 am - The preceeding is a paid advertisement by Ronco:
Just set it
(all together)
AND FORGET IT!!

Ron Popiel is an old old man. His daughter...even older! I don't know how it happened, but she really isn't a looker.

Well, now, instead of the old one that only fit a 10 pound turkey, the new one fits a 15 pounder!!! You also get a knife set, the flavor injector, and the REVOLUTIONARY solid flavor injector!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THATS RIGHT!!! You can now inject solid flavors like whole garlic cloves, olives, and other crazy things into your roasts. And because most of what you do with this amazing product is meats, its GREAT for the atkins diet!

Just in case you are INSANE and don't like the showtime rotisserie, just return for a free refund and KEEP THE KNIVES!!

I am just in so much awe here, I had to help everyone out there start making amazing food for the simply RIDICULOUS 4 easy payments of only $39.95.

Buy yours now! or buy 5 of them! I don't know why you would though, cuz the new larger size will fit nearly anything. Do it anyway, you never know when you'll need 5 15-lb. turkeys or 35 lobster tails.

I have reason to believe that if youget the showtime rotisserie along with the space age vacuum machine, you can go to those bulk food clubs, buy a bag of 49 chickens, cook them all, and then vacuum seal them, and you'll save like $28329.50 a year.

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Thursday, February 26th, 2004
12:27 pm - Belated Entry
So I started working at the bakery, again. Its not too bad. I'm glad I could get away from the customers for a while, though. Most of them are just so stupid and stuck-up!!!

Except this one guy (edited for patriotism)

This one freedom guy comes up to me and says, "Do you have that freedom toast?" Ok, so he very well might not have been freedom, but he had such a heavy freedom accent, I just assumed. Since I wasn't 100%, I didn't punch him in the face. I said, "yes, ours is baked and it has raisins and cinnamon in it." He was so amazed and said that ours is the best freedom toast he's ever had and he can't find anything like it anywhere else. I was very happy because this guy obviously is an expert on freedom food issues. He was so very friendly and I'm guessing that the only reason he speaks with the accent is because he likes getting punched in the face.

Other than that, most everyone that comes in is a jerk. I told one lady the 5 soups we had that after she asked since she didn't see the big list on soup board. They were: chicken noodle, chili, clam chowder, cream of asparagas, and roasted tomato. Those are freakin regular soups!! She heard me rattle them off and said "yuck!" and ordered something that wasn't soup. Her friend then proceeded to ask me what soups we had that day, too. Morons.

We're also supposed to take names for to-go orders so its more friendly and such. I asked one lady and she looked appalled and declared, NO. I told her it was for her order, because she feared I was gonna need her address and phone number, too, for marketing or something. Betsy and I decided that if we get rude customers, we should just take the liberty of giving them our own names, such as "ass hat" or "shemale" or "crap for brains". It would give the manager a good laugh I'm sure when he hands them their food.

Yes, I still work at the bank, too. I go there in about 20 minutes for some good times of hitting the ol ten-key.

Hmmmm, as far as not-work goes, I think I have whatever Betsy was just sick with. I'm taking some of the tiniest pills and throat drops and stuff. I was gonna go to footbag last night, cuz about a week ago, I discovered NIU now has a footbag club. I'm super stoked about it, and will try to start attending next week when I should be healhier. Our cats still sneeze a little bit, but I think the amoxicillan is working for them. They don't fight me as much when I give to them any more. The IRS needs to send my freakin refund already!!!!!!!! I neeeeeeeeeed that cash! Ok, time to go get pretty for work.

current mood: lazy
current music: Chemical Brothers - "Out of Control (remix)"

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Wednesday, February 18th, 2004
7:37 pm - NEW ICON!!!!
I don't have a lot to say, I'm mainly just posting cuz I made a new user icon.

I worked 8-6 yesterday then had band 6-8. It was a long day. Today I worked and bummed around here. Our cats have the sniffles. :( Some family is missing on the t.v. I gotta say I've never heard of a whole family missing. What the jeezus is that? Now theres some crap on msnbc about some sports sex scandal. I love when people give loaded questions to fanatics. I'm gonna watch the explosion continue here, so good bye all, Dr. Ruth is getting fiesty!!!

current mood: curious

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Monday, February 16th, 2004
2:10 pm - President's Day
In honor of the prestigous holiday that I am getting paid for today, I thought I'd take a poll of everyone's favorite president. It doesn't have to be the "best" president, just your favorite.

My vote goes to Martin VanBuren. You just can't beat those chops, man!!

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Saturday, February 14th, 2004
11:12 am
HEY! If someone just posted a comment to one of my older entries, pleae tell me. My stupid mail put the lj-notify in my junk mail folder and I accidentally deleted it, so I have no idea what the person said or if it was something I said in a community or someone else's journal! There's too much for me to look through, so yeah...help me out here!

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Tuesday, February 10th, 2004
9:51 pm
"oh, OH OHHH!! THATS SO GOOOD!"

"it squirted all over you"

what does that sound like to you?






Thats right, a chocolate desert competition tasting on food network.

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8:29 pm - I RULE
SO!

This guy just called me on the telephone. Here's the conversation that occurs...

him - hello, mr. anderson?
me - no, theres no mr. anderson that lives here
him - oh, I must have the wrong number, is this 123-4567? (sorry, I don't want stalkers calling me)?
me - yes...
him - well I really just need to talk to who takes care of the phone bill, is that you?
me - yes...but we don't have a phone
*****long pause*****
him- uhhhh...ok...*click*

current mood: amused

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Sunday, February 8th, 2004
3:33 pm - wooooooo
Extroverted (E) 55.56% Introverted (I) 44.44%
Imaginative (N) 51.11% Realistic (S) 48.89%
Intellectual (T) 59.52% Emotional (F) 40.48%
Easygoing (P) 62.16% Organized (J) 37.84%
Your type is: ENTP
You are an Inventor, possible professions include - systems designer, venture capitalist, actor, journalist, investment broker, real estate agent, real estate developer, strategic planner, political manager, politician, special projects developer, literary agent, restaurant/bar owner, technical trainer, diversity manager, art director, personnel systems developer, computer analyst, logistics consultant, outplacement consultant, advertising creative director, radio/TV talk show host.
Take Free Career Inventory Personality Test

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1:14 pm - HEEHEEEE
I was just practicing my horn and got a C!!!! Thats right! The second C above the staff! I know most of you don't know/care what I'm talking about, but this is huge for me. Because of this notorious note, I was able to play the Rachmaninov Vocalise straight through. It was another day of playing my horn that makes me so anxious to get my degree and be able to do this for a living. Yay!

current mood: excited
current music: Gustav Holst - MARS, BITCHES!

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Friday, February 6th, 2004
12:43 pm
Man, that Jerry is one slick mouse. While tom was directing, jerry walked up to him and started dancing with him. Tom didn't even notice until he got spun into a bassist. Now jerry is pleading on his hands knees! All he wants is a chance to conduct the orchestra! The poor guy.

It has got to be the coolest to be part of a band/orchestra that makes recordings for cartoons. Everything always has to synch up exactly. That'd just rock so much.
OH NO, THERE GOES THE STRING SECTION! And the winds, too. Jerry's directing, and tom is playing all the instruments by himself. What a player!

Ok, on to my post. Uhhh, I go to work every day. I ummm, see Betsy on the odd occasions we don't have work at the same time. It'll be nice to spend some time with her this weekend.

I shoveled the front and back walks/porches and stuff around the house again. I did it last time, too. I'm just that nice of a guy.

And for my closing argument. Tom should freakin win more! His rube-goldberg inventions and stuff just rock too hard for them to not work at the last second because jerry is a little bitch.

current mood: artistic
current music: Tom conducting an orchestra of cats in tuxedos.

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Tuesday, January 27th, 2004
11:46 am - Come on down! You're the next contestant on the Price Is Right!
Thanks rowdy roddy!

Welcome to another fun-filled game of pricing with your host, ME.

I haven't been up to too much lately. I've been working at the bank, and thats pretty fun. I work in the proofs department and run checks and deposits and such through my machine and punch it in on the keypad to make sure it all balances out. I also encode everything so it can go to chicago and be taken/given to respective banks and accounts. Its great, cuz I like numbers. Also, the bank (castle bank) is directly behind my house, so I walk to work every day. I have been saving so much money on gas, its insane. I have to do a little driving each week for the job, and its compensated at 37.5¢ per mile. Every trip I have to make is 14 miles, and comes out to $5.25 each trip. I've done 6 trips so far and after 14, my sheet will be full and I get my $70 bonus!

I subbed at a basketball game last night for stoner dave and it wasn't so bad. More fun than the games over break, I'd say. The bass players were like 99 times better than fallon, too. Ben brought his 6-string and was playin some funky stuff.

Hmmmm, I went bowling with Morgan, Jason, and Jenny, and bowled pretty well, I think I averaged 130 or so. I also just went bowling with Shaun and Jen, and sucked it up big time! I got a 97, 67, and then another 67 with my left hand! OY

I bought Clerks: The Animated Series on dvd. Hilarious. I've watched it a couple times through already. The kitten is getting huge and momma is pretty much all better from getting spayed. Its baby's turn Thursday. Thats when he has to say goodbye to the ol' kittie nards. I feel so sad, he sure likes licking them! Hes watching me type now, I think the cursor amazes him. Betsy and I are still goin strong and seeing her every day is the best. She made me some really good shrimp and rice with garlic and balsamic sauce and stuff. Sooooo good. I just made some campbells chicken noodle soup and added a tomato/chicken boullion cube to it. That is also pretty good, not as good as the shrimp, but good.

I do believe thats it, before we cut to commercial, you should take my quiz that I just remade. Its in my AIM profile. My s/n is Radbad8 for you people too lazy to look in my user-info.

current mood: awake
current music: My sprite is fizzing.

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Monday, January 19th, 2004
7:14 pm - Talk about me! I'm so vain!
i copied this from [info]cptnhandsome

post anything that you want, and post it anonymously.

anything you'd like.

post twice if you so desire.

then, put this in your livejournal to see what your friends (and perhaps others who you don't even realize read your livejournal) have to say about me or just to say.

i'm not logging IPs, people. so go for it.

current mood: still lazy
current music: Iowa caucus coverage on CNN. Thanks a lot, jen!!

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6:50 pm - Everyone else is doing it...
Time for bragging rights!

Bold the ones you've visited.

1) Alabama 2) Alaska 3) Arizona 4) Arkansas 5) California 6) Colorado 7) Connecticut 8) Delaware 9) Florida 10) Georgia 11) Hawaii 12) Idaho 13) Illinois 14)Indiana 15) Iowa 16) Kansas 17) Kentucky 18) Louisiana 19) Maine 20) Maryland 21) Massachusetts 22) Michigan 23) Minnesota 24) Mississippi 25) Missouri 26) Montana 27) Nebraska 28) Nevada 29) New Hampshire 30) New Jersey 31) New Mexico 32) New York 33) North Carolina 34) North Dakota 35)Ohio 36) Oklahoma 37) Oregon 38) Pennsylvania 39) Rhode Island 40) South Carolina 41) South Dakota 42) Tennessee 43) Texas 44) Utah 45) Vermont 46) Virginia 47) Washington 48) West Virginia 49)Wisconsin 50) Wyoming

current mood: lazy
current music: Harry Potter and the Sorceror's Stone

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Monday, January 12th, 2004
10:58 pm - I am Bender. Please insert girter.
LAYER ONE: On The Outside
Name: Mark Thomas Benjamin Zimmerman
Birth date: 7/9/82
Birthplace: St. Joseph Hospital, Elgin, IL
Current Location: 226 W. Locust Dekalb
Eye Color: blue/green/grey
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'7" (the same as robyn! *sigh*)
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Cancer
LAYER TWO: On The Inside
Your heritage: like 99% german. Then some parts bohemian and other crap I'm sure
Shoes you wore today: Black dress shoes with practically no soles left
Your weakness: kryptonite shhhhhhhhhhhh
Your fears: the boogy man
Your perfect pizza: I like pizza
Goal you'd like to achieve: graduate. play the hell out of my euphonium
LAYER THREE: Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your most overused phrase on AIM: ya got me there
Your thoughts first waking up: what time is it? aww, betsy's cute
Your best physical feature: I'm talkin down town
Your bedtime: I don't know, ask my mommy
Your most missed memory: I think thats an oxymoron
LAYER FOUR: Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: COOOOOOOKE!!
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's
Single or group dates: group dates aren't so good
Adidas or Nike: Adidas, nike is like the epitome of selling out
Lipton Iced Tea or Nestea: I don't like tea
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate by itself, but you can do tons to vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: neither...it stunts your growth! THATS RIGHT ROBYN!! I still grew up shorter than everyone else in my family, though. Just imagine if I was hooked on the bean
LAYER FIVE: Do You?
Smoke: never
Cuss: yeah
Sing: kinda sometimes when I'm alone in my car
Take a shower everyday: I try
Have a crush(es): I live with her. Awwww, the momma cat
Think you've been in love: I don't think it, I know it
Like(d) high school: it wasn't so bad
Want to get married: sure do
Believe in yourself: yup
Get motion sickness: nope
Think you're attractive: sometimes, I make out with pictures of me
Think you're a health freak: hahahaha, why don't you ask my dietician
Get along with your parents?: for the most part
Like thunderstorms: I was scared of them as a kid, but I've grown to like them more
Play an instrument: euphonium is my primary, but some might call me BONEZILLA
LAYER SIX: In the past few months have you...
(How many is a few? I'm going to say three)
Drank alcohol: sXe
Smoked: sXe
Done a drug: sXe
Made Out: I don't kiss and tell (unless you realllllly need to know)
Gone on a date: I don't think an official "date" :( maybe when I have money
Gone to the mall?: yup, various malls
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: not in years
Eaten sushi: no way josé
Been on stage: sure nough
Been dumped: not by a girl, but I think I've been dumped off of/out of things
Gone skating: afraid not
Gone skinny dipping: EN OH
Dyed your hair: just with water
Stolen anything: a mini fork from Joe's Crab Shack
Lied: yeah, when I said you didn't suck!
LAYER SEVEN: Ever...
Played a game that required removal of clothing: no
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: never
Been caught "doing something": I'm doing something all the time, man!
Been called a tease: yeah
Gotten beaten up: I'm too badass for that
Shoplifted: hehehe...
LAYER EIGHT: Getting Older
Age you hope to be married: hmmm...before 30 for sure
Numbers and Names of Children: at least like 57. they'll be numbered rather than named
Describe your dream wedding: betsy and I have planned it out pretty well so far, you can ask her
How do you want to die: really famously. maybe like in a train that got hit by a plane while it was falling off a cliff onto a boat. that'd kick so much ass!
What do you want to be when you grow up: older
What country would you most like to visit: Australia, cuz Betsy's been hyping it ever since I met her. Otherwise, Italy for the killer food and landscape. Most countries seem pretty fun.
LAYER NINE: In a girl/guy?
Best eye color?: uhhh?
Best hair color?: blueish green
Short or long hair: "One on the sides, don't touch the back, Six on the top and don't cut it wack, Jack..." Name the song and artist, and you get a prize!
Height: between 4 and 7 feet
LAYER TEN: In The Numbers...
Number of people I could trust with my life: maybe 4
Number of CDs that I own: I have recently gotten a bunch of burned ones from Jason. I haven't listened to them and don't like to really think of them as part of my collegection, so maybe 300-400
Number of piercings: not for Mark
Number of tattoos: just the huge battleship on my chest.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: a bunch
Number of scars on my body: way too many to count
Number of things in my past that I regret: "Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in" I know its not that great of an answer, but I love that quote. Once again, name the band/song and you get a prize. name all the mysteries in this post and you get the super-big-awesome prize.

current mood: thirsty
current music: The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza - "5 Deep On Charlie"

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Saturday, January 10th, 2004
5:28 pm - Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Yay! Heres a glimpse into Mark!

I recently got hired at Castle Bank. Its the bank RIGHT BEHIND my house. I walk there. It rocks.

I work in the proofs department, so I get this desk/machine that has a 10-key adding machine type thing on it, and I go through all the checks, deposits, and other transactions from the day from our 10 locations. Its me and 3 girls, and its pretty tedious, and even boring when we're not working, but I like it. I don't have to see customers or anything. It pays well and I get 30+ hours a week. I also get 401(k) and paid holidays and stuff. I also get to where a shirt and tie every day except for business casual fridays, where I get to "tone it down" with a nice sweater or polo. Other than the job, not much news to report. Just got back from my last holiday pep band gig. Twenty more bucks in the pocket! My online courses start next week. One of them is international relations, and that sounds pretty interesting

BYE!

(sorry for the "bye", I just can't stand ending my posts without a salutation)

current mood: bored
current music: The Doors - "Spanish Caravan"

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Friday, January 2nd, 2004
1:14 pm - The Weekend Update, with Mark Zimmerman
1. What did you do in 2003 that you'd never done before?
*- wrote 2003 on all my checks
2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
*- I don't believe I've ever made one.
3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
*- momma cat
4. Did anyone close to you die?
*- no, don't think so.
5. What countries did you visit?
*- South Dakota. Thats one wacky place.
6. What would you like to have in 2004 that you lacked in 2003?
*- money
7. What date from 2003 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
*- July 9. Captain Morgan and I turned 21 with a crew of the most scurvy-ridden pirates this side of the mississippi.
8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
*- keeping the best girlfriend in the world by my side.
9. What was your biggest failure?
*- that whole school thing...
10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
*- nothing too major, for once!
11. What was the best thing you bought?
*- I don't know if I really bought anything outstanding, so I'll say the two new sims games I got betsy that still haven't come grrrrr
12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
*- baby cat, hes turning into quite the mowser
13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
*- if anything, I suppose my uncles on my dad's side. neither of them want to believe that their mom has altzheimer's
14. Where did most of your money go?
*- rent, bills, debts.
15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
*- the cubs and NIU football having GREAT seasons but getting screwed at the end.
16. What song will always remind you of 2003?
*- "Let's Get Retarded" by the Black Eyed Peas. partyinist song around.
17. Compared to this time last year, are you happier or sadder?
*- Happier. Things are looking up. Especially with the new job.
ii. thinner or fatter?
*- Thinner by 5 or 10 lbs.
iii. richer or poorer?
*- At this very moment, I'm not as "rich" but I don't have as much debt, and will soon be out of debt and might even be able to start buying things every so often.
18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
*- drinking. Oh man, I just can't get enough alcohol in me!
19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
*- being mad at myself
20. How will you be spending Christmas?
*- 12 months from now? who knows, maybe I'll be on the moon!
22. Did you fall in love in 2003?
*- I didn't fall, but I continued falling.
24. What was your favorite TV program?
*- I'll say simpsons, but I haven't been watching it as much as I used to. I think the spot would have to go to Late night with Conan O'Brien and The Late Show with David Letterman.
25. Do you know anyone now that you didn't this time last year?
*- yeah, like 100 poeple from band and a few others.
26. What was the best book you read?
*- I read all 5 harry potter books. they rock so hard!
27. What was your greatest musical discovery?
*- I have no idea whatsoever. Lots of good music, a few "new" discoveries. *shrug*
28. What did you want and get?
*- a job
29. What did you want and not get?
*- The Cubs winning the World Series and NIU to go to a Bowl Game. :(
30. What was your favorite film of this year?
*- Return of the King was damn good. Oh, and Run Ronnie Run. Holy shit, my face hurt after I saw that.
31. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
*- Saw Pirates Of The Carribean and went to the Riverboat in Elgin. The whole time dressed as a pirate with my crew of scaliwags.
32. What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
*- having money
33. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2003?
*- fabiolicious
34. What kept you sane?
*- the drugs.
35. Which celebrity/public figure did you like the most?
*- conan
36. What political issue stirred you the most?
*- the war with iraq (duh!)
37. Who did you miss?
*- Jesus, and Steve. They both rock out hard.
38. Who was the best new person you met?
*- Whats-her-face in band. Shes pretty cool. Oh, Christine, she plays trombone. One hip chick.
39. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2003.
*- Stay away from dogs on fire.
40. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
*- "Lets get retarded in here"

current mood: devious
current music: the sims generic music.

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Monday, December 22nd, 2003
11:48 pm

RE!

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11:48 pm

SPECT!

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11:48 pm

WALK!

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