La voda (Bad people have parties too)
Voda: dícese de la ceremonia nupcial que en realidad es un piso franco perdido en el desierto y cuyo ajuar consiste en arsenales, manuales terroristas y maquinitas para falsificar carnets de identidad.
Veamos qué tienen que decirnos sobre la etimología del extraño neologismo estos reputados lingüistas americanos:
"To the allegation that there was a wedding going on, there was no evidence of a wedding," [Army Brig. Gen. Mark] Kimmitt reiterated. "There were no decorations, no musical instruments found, no large quantities of food or leftover servings one would expect from a wedding celebration and no gifts. "The men were almost all military-aged, no family elders that one would expect to see at an event of this type," he said. To help substantiate his comments, the general showed reporters slides of items found at the site, which included a significant number of weapons, battery packs used to power improvised explosive devices and a host of other non-wedding-related items.
"What was interesting is that the building seemed to be somewhat of a dormitory," Kimmitt pointed out. "There were more than 300 sets of bedding gear in it and about 100 sets of prepackaged clothing. It's suspected that when foreign fighters come in from other countries they change their clothes into typical Iraqi clothing sets. We also found a significant number of identity cards, ID-making machines, the capability to make exit visas for Iraq and a couple of passports," the general noted. " And we found a waist-high medical table for examination and treatment."
Highlighting some other intelligence found at the site, Kimmitt said, "There were a couple of other items we found to be quite interesting. None of the bodies had any identification of any kind – no ID cards, no wallets, no pictures. They had watches, and that was about the only way you could identify one person from another.
"We feel that that was an indicator that this was a high-risk meeting of high-level anti-coalition forces," he said. Kimmitt pointed out items found in the victims' pockets, "including a lot of telephone numbers to foreign countries -- Afghanistan, Sudan and a number of others." (...) "There were also a number of terrorist training manuals (and) suspected forged Iraqi IDs," he said.
"What was interesting is that the building seemed to be somewhat of a dormitory," Kimmitt pointed out. "There were more than 300 sets of bedding gear in it and about 100 sets of prepackaged clothing. It's suspected that when foreign fighters come in from other countries they change their clothes into typical Iraqi clothing sets. We also found a significant number of identity cards, ID-making machines, the capability to make exit visas for Iraq and a couple of passports," the general noted. " And we found a waist-high medical table for examination and treatment."
Highlighting some other intelligence found at the site, Kimmitt said, "There were a couple of other items we found to be quite interesting. None of the bodies had any identification of any kind – no ID cards, no wallets, no pictures. They had watches, and that was about the only way you could identify one person from another.
"We feel that that was an indicator that this was a high-risk meeting of high-level anti-coalition forces," he said. Kimmitt pointed out items found in the victims' pockets, "including a lot of telephone numbers to foreign countries -- Afghanistan, Sudan and a number of others." (...) "There were also a number of terrorist training manuals (and) suspected forged Iraqi IDs," he said.
Naturalmente, a estos sabios de la lengua, por cuyo autógrafo ya suspiran las más esforzadas ratas de biblioteca del DRAE, no se les puede engañar tan fácilmente con barbarismos idiomáticos, como p.ej. ese que asegura que en las vodas hay niños:
Kimmitt said there may have been some kind of celebration going on at the said, but not a wedding. "Bad people have celebrations too," he noted. "Bad people have parties too. It may have been that what was seen as some sort of celebration may have just been a meeting in the middle of the desert by some people that were conducting either criminal or terrorist activities. That's the conclusion we're continuing to draw the more we look at the material, intelligence, post-strike, and follow-up intelligence."
Kimmitt said the coalition believes "a handful of women" could have been present. "We believe six were killed, and we acknowledge that in all of our reports," he said. "But there are still not reports of any children being killed."
Kimmitt said a videotape distributed to the media showing at least a dozen bodies, including small children, wrapped in blankets for burial, being unloaded from a truck doesn't look like the video taken at the site of the attack.
"None of the geography in those videos match the geography of this open area," he noted. "But there are still some inconsistencies. We still remain opened-minded about this. We'll continue to look into everything that's provided to us in the way of evidence."
Kimmitt said the coalition believes "a handful of women" could have been present. "We believe six were killed, and we acknowledge that in all of our reports," he said. "But there are still not reports of any children being killed."
Kimmitt said a videotape distributed to the media showing at least a dozen bodies, including small children, wrapped in blankets for burial, being unloaded from a truck doesn't look like the video taken at the site of the attack.
"None of the geography in those videos match the geography of this open area," he noted. "But there are still some inconsistencies. We still remain opened-minded about this. We'll continue to look into everything that's provided to us in the way of evidence."
En las vodas no está bien visto gritar ¡Biban los nobios!, más que nada porque es una falta de hortografía reserbada a los umoristas, y menos aun si disparas al aire cuando se acercan unos expertos en lengua. Como dice Jason Van Steenwyk,
Memo to terrorists: If you value your families' lives, take a page from Michael Corleone's book, and keep your business and family separate!
COMENTARIOS
Manel, ¿cuándo crees que los periódicos españoles darán razón de esta información?
No la darán wonka.
Como apenas se han hecho eco del hallazgo de túneles para el tráfico de armas en Rafah, y muchas otras cosas, ad nauseam.
Si se hicieron eco, pero no lo suficiente. El otro día leí que el IDF destuyó un túnel después de matar a 45 personas, cientos de heridos y también cientos de casas derribadas.
Es una vergüenza que no digan más lo de los túneles esos, tienes razón. Seguro que hay muchos más y no nos dicen nada. !!Estamos engañados!!.
Parece que el organista se quedó tieso según publican hoy. Mejor muerto que tocando esa birria de canciones. La Oreja de Van Gogh debería acabar igual.
Es una vergüenza que no digan más lo de los túneles esos, tienes razón. Seguro que hay muchos más y no nos dicen nada. !!Estamos engañados!!.