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TAKE THESE 'WIVES' ... PLEASE!
By MEGAN LEHMANN

June 12, 2004 -- THE STEPFORD WIVES
THE postcard-pretty "The Stepford Wives" boasts a stellar ensemble cast and some priceless one-liners — but those pearls of acerbic wit have been strung together on a cheap piece of thread which almost inevitably breaks in the third act.

Satire is a difficult trick to pull off at the best of times, and it's even more problematic when the target is as ill-defined as it is in this "comic re-imagining" of the 1975 paranoid thriller, which was based on a novel by Ira Levin.

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PHOTO Nicole Kidman in "The Stepford Wives."

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'GOLDEN' DELICIOUS

By LOU LUMENICK
BROADWAY: THE GOLDEN AGE
'BROADWAY: The Golden Age" is a de lightful "That's Entertainment" for the theater, offering priceless interviews with a who's who of entertainers and behind-the-scenes talent, as well as tantalizing snippets of long-ago performances.

FELINE FLICK DRECK

By LOU LUMENICK
GARFIELD
'GARFIELD" is a downright cat-astrophe, with Jim Davis' lasagna-loving fe line headlining the most atrocious part-live-action movie featuring a badly animated talking animal since the notorious "Howard the Duck."

'WORD' A HIT UP & DOWN AND ACROSS

By V.A. MUSETTO
WORD WARS
'THIS is not your grandmoth er's game of Scrabble," ads for "Word Wars" proclaim. And indeed it isn't.

'MARRIED' NOT MADE IN HEAVEN

By MEGAN LEHMANN
FRANKIE AND JOHNNY ARE MARRIED
THE only thing worse than po etry read aloud on screen is having to watch actors talk about "the process."

INDIE NERD NAPOLEON A CONQUERING HERO

By LOU LUMENICK
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE
'NAPOLEON Dynamite," a charming and often hilari ous comedy about the ultimate high school nerd, is refreshing for its simplicity and its originality in a marketplace dominated by soulless blockbusters.

DIESEL RUNNING ON EMPTY

By MEGAN LEHMANN
THE CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK
VIN Diesel's star is well on the wane, but you wouldn't know it from the way he postures and struts through "The Chronicles of Riddick," an overlong sequel to 2000's sci-fi cult hit "Pitch Black."
This Month's Movie Releases
Broadway: The Golden Age 6/11/04 Lou Lumenick
Bukowski: Born Into This 6/4/04 Megan Lehmann
The Chronicles of Riddick 6/11/04 Megan Lehmann
Fire Dancer 6/4/04 Lou Lumenick
Frankie And Johnny Are Married 6/11/04 Megan Lehmann
Garfield 6/11/04 Lou Lumenick
Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban 6/3/04 Lou Lumenick
I'll Sing For You 6/4/04 V.A. Musetto
Napolean Dynamite 6/11/04 Lou Lumenick
The Stepford Wives 6/11/04 Megan Lehmann
The Story of the Weeping Camel 6/4/04 Lou Lumenick
Word Wars 6/11/04 V.A. Musetto
May 2004 Movie Releases
The 24th Day 5/14/04 Megan Lehmann
Adored: Diary Of A Male Porn Star 5/28/04 Jonathan Foreman
Baadasssss! 5/28/04 Lou Lumenick
Breakin' All The Rules 5/14/04 Jonathan Foreman
Carandiru 5/14/04 Lou Lumenick
Coffee And Cigarettes 5/14/04 Megan Lehmann
Control Room 5/21/04 Megan Lehmann
The Day After Tomorrow 5/28/04 Megan Lehmann
The Junction 5/13/04 V.A. Musetto
Love Me If You Dare 5/21/04 Jonathan Foreman
Morlang 5/7/04 Megan Lehmann
The Mother 5/28/04 Megan Lehmann
The Mudge Boy 5/7/04 Megan Lehmann
My Mother Likes Women 5/21/04 V.A. Musetto
New York Minute 5/7/04 Megan Lehmann
Oasis 5/7/04 V.A. Musetto
Raising Helen 5/28/04 Jonathan Foreman
S21: The Khmer Rouge Killing Machine 5/19/04 V.A. Musetto
Saved 5/28/04 Lou Lumenick
Shrek 2 5/18/04 Lou Lumenick
A Skin Too Few: The Days of Nick Drake 5/7/04 V.A. Musetto
Seeing Other People 5/7/04 Megan Lehmann
A Slipping Down Life 5/14/04 Mehan Lehmann
Soul Plane 5/28/04 Megan Lehmann
Springtime In A Small Town 5/14/04 V.A. Musetto
Stateside 5/21/04 Megan Lehmann
Strayed 5/14/04 V.A. Musetto
Super Size Me 5/7/04 Megan Lehmann
Troy 5/14/04 Jonathan Foreman
Twist 5/21/04 Jonathan Foreman
Union Square 5/28/04 V.A. Musetto
Valentin 5/7/04 Jonathan Foreman
Van Helsing 5/7/04 Lou Lumenick
Wake 5/28/04 V.A. Musetto
With All Deliberate Speed 5/14/04 V.A. Musetto
April 2004 Movie Releases
13 Going On 30 4/23/04 Jonathan Foreman
The Agronomist 4/23/04 Lou Lumenick
The Alamo 4/9/04 Lou Lumenick
Bobby Jones: Stroke Of Genius 4/30/04 Megan Lehmann
Bulgarian Lovers 4/30/04 Megan Lehmann
The Clay Bird 4/30/04 V.A. Musetto
Close Your Eyes 4/23/04 Megan Lehmann
Connie And Carla 4/16/04 Megan Lehmann
Ella Enchanted 4/9/04 Lou Lumenick
Envy 4/30/04 Jonathan Foreman
Hellboy 4/2/04 Jonathan Foreman
The Gatekeeper 4/2/04 Lou Lumenick
The Girl Next Door 4/9/04 Jonathan Foreman
Godsend 4/30/04 Lou Lumenick
Home On The Range 4/2/04 Lou Lumenick
I'm Not Scared 4/9/04 Lou Lumenick
Kill Bill: Vol 2 4/16/04 Lou Lumenick
Laws Of Attraction 4/30/04 Megan Lehmann
MC5: A True Testimonial 4/23/04 V.A. Muestto
Man On Fire 4/21/04 Megan Lehmann
Marathon 4/2/04 V.A. Musetto
Mayor of the Sunset Strip 4/2/04 Lou Lumenick
Mean Girls 4/30/04 Lou Lumenick
The Outskirts 4/2/04 V.A. Musetto
People Say I'm Crazy 4/30/04 Megan Lehmann
Plan Colombia 4/23/04 V.A. Muestto
The Prince & Me 4/2/04 Lou Lumenick
The Punisher 4/16/04 Jonathan Foreman
Rhinoceros Eyes 4/23/04 Lou Lumenick
The Saddest Music In The World 4/30/04 V.A. Musetto
Shaolin Soccer 4/2/04 V.A. Musetto
Showboy 4/9/04 Lou Lumenick
Since Otar Left 4/30/04 Lou Lumenick
Son Frere (His Brother) 4/2/04 Lou Lumenick
This So-Called Disaster 4/21/04 Lou Lumenick
Twentynine Palms 4/9/04 V.A. Musetto
The Twilight Samurai 4/23/04 V.A. Muestto
Walking Tall 4/2/04 Jonathan Foreman
The Whole Ten Yards 4/9/04 Jonathan Foreman
Winter, Summer, Fall, Winter, ... and Spring 4/2/04 V.A. Musetto
The United States Of Leland 4/2/04 Lou Lumenick
Young Adam 4/16/04 Lou Lumenick
March 2004 Movie Releases
Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London 3/12/04 Lou Lumenick
Bon Voyage 3/19/04 V.A. Musetto
Broken Wings 3/12/04 Megan Lehmann
Collateral Damages 3/3/04 Lou Lumenick
'Dead' Tired 3/19/04 V.A. Musetto
Distant 3/12/04 V.A. Musetto
Divan 3/17/04 Lou Lumenick
Dogville 3/26/04 Megan Lehmann
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 3/19/04 Lou Lumenick
Games People Play: New York 3/12/04 Jonathan Foremank
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 3/19/04 Lou Lumenick
Hidalgo 3/5/04 Lou Lumenick
Intermission 3/19/04 Lou Lumenick
James' Journey To Jerusalem 3/5/04 V.A. Musetto
Jersey Girl 3/26/04 Megan Lehmann
The Ladykillers 3/26/04 Lou Lumenick
La Vie Promise 3/5/04 V.A. Musetto
Maestro 3/12/04 V.A. Musetto
Nascar 3D: The Imax Experience 3/12/04 Lou Lumenick
Ned Kelly 3/26/04 Lou Lumenick
Never Die Alone 3/26/04 Jonathan Foreman
Noi 3/19/04 V.A. Musetto
The Reckoning 3/5/04 Megan Lehmann
Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed 3/26/04 Lou Lumenick
Secret Window 3/12/04 Megan Lehmann
Spartan 3/12/04 Lou Lumenick
Starsky & Hutch 3/5/04 Jonathan Foreman
Taking Lives 3/19/04 Megan Lehmann
Two Men Went To War 3/26/04 V.A. Musetto
Wilbur Wants to Kill Himself 3/12/04 V.A. Musetto
February 2004 Movie Releases
50 First Dates 2/13/04 Lou Lumenick
Abouna 2/20/04 Megan Lehmann
Against the Ropes 2/20/04 Megan Lehmann
Barbershop 2: Back in Business 2/6/04 Lou Lumenick
The Big Animal 2/20/04 V.A. Musetto
Blind Shaft 2/4/04 Lou Lumenick
Catch That Kid 2/6/04 Megan Lehmann
Charlie: The Life And Art Of Charles Chaplin 2/13/04 Megan Lehmann
Clifford's Really Big Movie 2/20/04 Lou Lumenick
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen 2/20/04 Lou Lumenick
Crying Ladies 2/20/04 V.A. Musetto
The Dreamers 2/6/04 Jonathan Foreman
Eurotrip 2/20/04 Jonathan Foreman
Hiding And Seeking: Faith And Tolerance After The Holocaust 2/6/04 Lou Lumenick
Kitchen Stories 2/20/04 Lou Lumenick
La Mentale (The Code) 2/13/04 Lou Lumenick
Lost Boys of the Sudan 2/18/04 V.A. Musetto
The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra 2/20/04 Megan Lehmann
Love Object 2/13/04 Lou Lumenick
Miracle 2/6/04 Megan Lehmann
Osama 2/6/04 Jonathan Foreman
The Passion of the Christ 2/24/04 Lou Lumenick
The Passion of the Christ 2/24/04 Jonathan Foreman
The Return 2/6/04 V.A. Musetto
Robot Stories 2/13/04 V.A. Musetto
The Seagull's Laughter 2/13/04 V.A. Musetto
Secret Things 2/20/04 V.A. Musetto
Teknolust 2/20/04 Jonathan Foreman
Trilogy 2: An Amazing Copuple 2/6/04 Jonathan Foreman
Trilogy 3: After The Life (Apres La Vie) 2/13/04 Jonathan Foreman
Welcome to Mooseport 2/20/04 Megan Lehmann
January 2004 Movie Releases
Aileen: The Life and Death of a Serial Killer 1/9/04 V.A. Musetto
Along Came Polly 1/16/04 Jonathan Foreman
The Big Bounce 1/30/04 Lou Lumenick
The Butterfly Effect 1/23/04 Lou Lumenick
Chasing Liberty 1/9/04 Megan Lehmann
Cuba: Island of Music 1/16/04 V.A. Musetto
Crimson Tide 1/16/04 Jonathan Foreman
Eat This New York 1/30/04 Megan Lehmann
Empathy 1/20/04 V.A. Musetto
Japanese Story 1/16/04 Megan Lehmann
Latter Days 1/30/04 Lou Lumenick
Made Up 1/23/04 Megan Lehmann
My Baby's Daddy 1/10/04 Megan Lehmann
On The Run 1/30/04 Jonathan Foreman
The Perfect Score 1/30/04 Lou Lumenick
Teacher's Pet 1/16/04 Lou Lumenick
Tokoyo Godfathers 1/16/04 V.A. Musetto
Torque 1/16/04 Megan Lehmann
Touching The Void 1/23/04 Jonathan Foreman
The Tracker 1/16/04 Megan Lehmann
Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! 1/23/04 Megan Lehmann
You Got Served 1/30/04 Lou Lumenick
December 2003 Movie Releases
AKA 12/12/03 V.A. Musetto
Big Fish 12/10/03 Megan Lehmann
The Butterfly 12/19/03 V.A. Musetto
Calendar Girls 12/19/03 Lou Lumenick
Cheaper By The Dozen 12/24/03 Megan Lehmann
Children of Love 12/24/03 V.A. Musetto
The Company 12/24/03 Megan Lehmann
Children of Love 12/24/03 V.A. Musetto
Destino 12/19/03 Lou Lumenick
The Fog of War 12/19/03 Jonathan Foreman
Forget Baghdad 12/5/03 V.A. Musetto
Girl With A Pearl Earring 12/12/03 Jonathn Foreman
The Hebrew Hammer 12/19/03 Megan Lehmann
Honey 12/5/03 Jonathan Foreman
House of Sand and Fog 12/19/03 Lou Lumenick
The Last Samurai 12/5/03 Lou Lumenick
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 12/15/03 Lou Lumenick
Love Don't Cost A Thing 12/12/03 Lou Lumenick
Millennium Mambo 12/31/03 V.A. Musetto
Mona Lisa Smile 12/19/03 Jonathan Foreman
Monsieur Ibrahim 12/5/03 V.A. Musetto
Monster 12/24/03 Megan Lehmann
Paycheck 12/24/03 Jonathan Foreman
Peter Pan 12/24/03 Lou Lumenick
Power Trip 12/10/03 V.A. Musetto
Prisoner Of Paradise 12/12/03 Megan Lehmann
Something's Gotta Give 12/12/03 Megan Lehmann
The Statement 12/12/03 Megan Lehmann
Stuck On You 12/12/03 Lou Lumenick
What Alice Found 12/5/03 Megan Lehmann
The Young Black Stallion 12/24/03 Megan Lehmann

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