The Tome of Black Wizardry
[Most Recent Entries]
[Calendar View]
[Friends]
Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in
Black Magic Wizard's LiveJournal:
[ << Previous 20 ]
Wednesday, May 19th, 2004 | 9:03 pm |
| 8:58 pm |
Fun with Dan. The following transpired between myself and my buddy Dan (dan_hibiki).
Kirbypuff9: *yawn* Cranglesmack: WAKE UP Kirbypuff9: *punt*...don't yell at me Cranglesmack: I didn't yell, I capitalized. Cranglesmack: There's a difference. Kirbypuff9: capitalizing is textual yelling Kirbypuff9: fo shizam Cranglesmack: Yeah, if you're into that kind of thing, but I'm not judging you, buddy. Cranglesmack: I mean, it's cool if that's what you're into. Cranglesmack: I mean, I was fine with Jay being gay and all. Kirbypuff9: you're lucky i ain't there to cut your mouth open and pour in alchemist's fire Cranglesmack: Wow, this is going in my LiveJournal.
I'm an idiot, there's an inside joke, and the inside joke is in reference to D&D.; I nominate this for stupidest best AIM conversation of 2004. Current Mood: possibly explosiveCurrent Music: Wilfred Castillo - Hot Shocker | 6:22 pm |
Hey, I like magic! Oh. Okay... yeah, that's cool I guess... *Cough* I see a suspicious lack of evocation on this quiz, or any magical abilities (unless the clairvoyance is based upon supernatural powers). Where's the love for the evocationists? | 6:06 pm |
Nothin' says "sophistication" like... ... bolonga on faux French bread. Supermarket faux French bread. And the bologna had that red plastic stuff around it. | 12:24 am |
Let's rock! No, seriously, let's rock. | Tuesday, May 18th, 2004 | 7:27 pm |
FONT COLOR=Your Username bmw
Black. How very appropriate! | 2:08 am |
The Call of the Primal Fire of the Grill... In a world... devoid of fire, devoid of meat...
... one man, with one grill and one smoker would challenge the world that told him that barbeque couldn't solve humanity's problems.
His story would become legendary... his name was Chrispy, and his grill was hot.
On August 14th, everything you thought you knew about barbeque will be questioned. Those questions will be answered... by juicy, hot burgers, ribs, and sausages.
It's big. It's fun. It has fewer stars and explosions than other summer blockbusters, but it's far more delicious.
MEAT AND FIRE III: THE MEATENING
Rated "M" for "Mmm."
(Oh, hey, vegetarians, give me some suggestions on what you want. I suspect that veggie burgers would be good, and I'm going to grill some peppers, corn, and potatoes.) | 12:36 am |
State of the Chrispy, Early Summer, 2004: *Beep, beep, beep* It has been a long time since I gave a truly "meaty" update. I suppose life has been underwhelming lately. Anyhow, let's recap the past few weeks of what I regret to call a life.
School ended uneventfully, but I suppose this is good news, especially considering how twisted the beginning of the school year was. I managed to get my room cleaned quickly and efficiently, which is quite a task for myself. "World's Messiest, Loudest, and Smelliest Roommate 2002-2003" is a title that is, in fact, quite difficult to live up to when one's roommate is in the running for the same accolade. (Just kidding, Roger. Man, screw "neat" people. Uhh, just kidding, Dan! Oh crap, I am a dead man next year...)
Work! The tradition of the summer job has overtaken my life again. I have returned to the hallowed halls aisles of Alpine Food Center, the first place to give me employment, but now as a cashier when I once was a bagger. I enjoy working this position far more than my old one. Time seems to pass more quickly than when bagging or facing aisles, which is a major upgrade.
The only truly difficult thing about this job is the memorization involved. Memorization, you ask? There are many (many) codes for items ranging from big bags of salt to zucchini, and it really helps to know as many as possible. Otherwise, I must navigate a menu, find the item, leave the menu, and enter the number. This, bit by bit, adds up to a lot of time. The majority of the codes cover produce, which is often a large part of a customer's order. I cannot spend thirty seconds reminding myself of the code for red onions. Well, I can, but I'd rather not. I'm just like that.
I miss Power News. That was a great time, filled with great people. The show had finally "found itself," with characters and dialogue fitting together perfectly. The gags and style of humor had solidified into what could have been an excellent long-running MHTV series. We'd've (Woah, how 'bout that contraction?) been the first series on MHTV to go on for two seasons. Ultimately, I respect the decision of its creators to end the series. It wouldn't have been the same without Mic providing most of the script material. Phil Biggins, you shall be missed. Even if you were a total douchebag. Three, maybe four, people on LiveJournal will understand the previous paragraph. Don't worry if you have no idea what I'm talking about.
It's good to be home, what with the cats (and you know how I feel about cats), the parents (and you know how I feel about parents), and the real food (and you know how I feel about real food). My high school buddies are home for the summer, so I've been spending a lot of time with them. Muller is still belligerent, Haka lovably... uh... Haka-ish, Keydel way damn smarter than us ($20k for assisting in English classes for Japanese speakers, 'nuff said), and Hargenrader totally awesome. I haven't heard from Kric (Erik with a 'k'). He seems to be the one out of our group to have found a real life. Lucky SOB. Dan, well, Dan is probably in Jolly Old England, his place of birth. He's terribly British.
Other points of interest:
Chrystal (missrogue), co-star from Power News, now works at the Brighton Dairy Queen. I'm going to bother her! Behold the power of my evil! "I want a bacon Blizzard. I don't care if you don't have bacon, I want bacon. Find bacon and put it in my Blizzard."
I wish to formally welcome Katy (renth), who is totally awesome, to my Friends List. Why can't I meet more cool people like her?
I'm considering making a Brighton, MI LiveJournal community. I'm interested in finding out how stiflingly homogenous it could be.
Peace out, kiddies. You know I love you all. Except for the ones I dislike. Current Mood: I still want Chinese food!Current Music: Moloko - Things to Make and Do - Absent Minded Friends | Monday, May 17th, 2004 | 4:32 pm |
I intend to petition for Chinese food tonight.
Current Mood: I want Chinese food Current Music: Analog - "Demonik Elektronik" DOOM Remix | Saturday, May 15th, 2004 | 12:01 pm |
| Monday, May 10th, 2004 | 4:23 pm |
Goin' back to work.
Current Mood: wearing long pants Current Music: Distant J - "Lava Twilight" (Sonic the Hedgehog Remix) | Wednesday, May 5th, 2004 | 2:14 am |
You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. Congratulations and thank you!
How grammatically sound are you? brought to you by Quizilla Current Mood: grammatically correctCurrent Music: Ministry - Jesus Built My Hotrod | Tuesday, May 4th, 2004 | 7:40 pm |
Lightning? Hell Yes. Current Mood: dead insideCurrent Music: Busdriver - I Won't Dance | Thursday, April 22nd, 2004 | 2:07 am |
Ehn! Wrong. If you know me pretty well, you know that this result is completely wrong and only provides more evidence that memes and "quizzes" need to be eliminated from the Internet, starting from the hole in which they thrive so successfully: LiveJournal.
For those who don't know me that well, allow me to list the Deadly Sins in order of my personal particularity:
Sloth Gluttony Wrath Avarice Envy Pride Lust Current Mood: slothfulCurrent Music: Earthsuit - Once in a Lifetime | Tuesday, April 13th, 2004 | 11:08 am |
Here's what's down, yo. Yes, I've been on AIM a lot lately. Almost all of the time.
I've got a website to run, people. (Warning: simple humor ahead, often including crude language.)
It's just a matter of drawing the comic regularly, spending an hour or so getting the comic and news onto the web, and getting out now that the hard work of writing all that HTML code is over.
I am not going to fall behind. I will beat the crap out of this semester of school. | Thursday, April 8th, 2004 | 1:07 pm |
| Wednesday, March 17th, 2004 | 1:01 pm |
Do not expect journal entries for several weeks.
If you wish to contact me, do so through e-mail (powel1cc at cmich.edu). I will not be on AIM. | Saturday, March 13th, 2004 | 12:35 pm |
On the subject of Michigan weather... ... sometimes I see no course of action but to raise my face and fist to the sky and shout "Make up your mind!" | Friday, March 12th, 2004 | 5:14 pm |
Tell Old Man Winter you mean business; fire up the grill in the middle of a snow fall. | Thursday, March 11th, 2004 | 9:00 pm |
If the Ninth Circle of Hell (okay, maybe just the seventh or eighth) doesn't look like a Sam's Club, I'd be disappointed. |
[ << Previous 20 ]
|