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Germany's Euro 2004 team doctor advises players not to have sex before games because of physical and emotional strain involved. Advises drinking heavily instead |
| 2004-06-11 11:23:24 AM | Smed
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Doesn't one usually lead to the other... oh, water. I see. That is much less interesting.
| 2004-06-11 01:04:18 PM | Funsucker
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It's getting to the sex that is the physical and emotional strain.
| 2004-06-11 02:49:25 PM | H2OPoloPunk |
Didn't Ronaldhino fark some chick for 17 hours (allegedly) before playing in the world cup?
/wished he was Brazilian stud like Ronaldhino
/wished he was Brazilian stud like Ronaldhino
| 2004-06-11 02:52:26 PM | otakucode |
Am I the only one picturing a soccer player terribly exhausted and crying his eyes out and being unable to play?
| 2004-06-11 02:53:03 PM | Suede head |
Meh. Water. Slow news day?
| 2004-06-11 02:54:21 PM | shaumah
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Well they would be fine if they would just do some warm up exercises prior to the activity
/imagining rx Pr0n
/imagining rx Pr0n
| 2004-06-11 02:54:24 PM | Mark_UK |
Brace yourself Fark. The competition begins tomorrow which can only mean one thing soccer stories, soccer stories and more soccer stories.
Bring it on I say!
/Feels sorry for American sports fans about to be swamped.
Bring it on I say!
/Feels sorry for American sports fans about to be swamped.
| 2004-06-11 02:55:01 PM | frinkster |
DUH!
| 2004-06-11 02:56:08 PM | iwasrobot |
so my sexless alchoholic existence is healthy? uh, sweet...i guess
| 2004-06-11 02:58:14 PM | mccortney |
I'm just wondering why they think that having the players wives stay in a seperate hotel will keep the players from being able to have sex.
As far as I can figure that just means that they will not be able to have sex with their wife. I'm sure they (ex. Koby Bryant) will be able to find other options.
As far as I can figure that just means that they will not be able to have sex with their wife. I'm sure they (ex. Koby Bryant) will be able to find other options.
| 2004-06-11 02:58:27 PM | ms.sin |
They have naked yoga stretch videos, shaumah. It's marketed as an instructional video, the nakedness is so you can see the proper "muscle" movements, so they say. Though we all know guys just like to watch women workout naked.
| 2004-06-11 03:05:58 PM | cynicalbastard |
Now, if you drink, then have sex, the emotional input into sex is decreased to, oh, a negative number. No emotions, no stress.
| 2004-06-11 03:12:20 PM | ScottMpls |
Germans have sex? I thought they only cared about cars and beer ... in that order.
| 2004-06-11 03:22:18 PM | oC9 |
GERMANS HAVE SCHEISSE SEX!! AAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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| 2004-06-11 03:22:31 PM | gonzojohn |
"Women weaken legs Rock!"
| 2004-06-11 03:38:11 PM | 2DShooter |
iwon.com = spyware, right?
| 2004-06-11 03:47:58 PM | sixstringputter |
WHOO HO... umm, waitaminit, DAMMIT, no that's not right either, I'm so confused, am I happy or upset over this news!!!
| 2004-06-11 04:55:36 PM | HungryHungryHippo |
Women weaken legs Rock!"
| 2004-06-11 07:02:46 PM | bersl2 |
What I have heard is that sex the night before athletic events is a detriment to men but benefits women.
| 2004-06-11 08:45:12 PM | jasonbondshow |
Fact: the night before Bob Beamon blew the world record in the long jump straight to hell in the 1968 Summer Olympics, he farked like an animal the night before. So that whole thing about not having sex so your at your athletic best is complete bullshiat!
| 2004-06-12 11:57:56 AM | greenB |
Fact: no woman could EVER make this German team win.
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