BY JAMES TARANTO
Friday, June 11, 2004 11:59 a.m. EDT
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Washington Remembers Reagan
Yesterday
found us in the nation's capital for a brief visit. NBC's "Today"
show had long ago booked us to discuss "Presidential Leadership: Rating
the Best and the Worst in the White House" (which you can buy from the
OpinionJournal
bookstore), and as it turned out Katie Couric was on location in Washington
covering the funeral of Ronald Reagan, so we were summoned there for the interview.
We didn't have time to see the casket, but we did see the people lining up
for the viewing--the backdrop for Couric's makeshift outdoor set. Reagan, of
course, was more responsible than anyone else for the end of communism, a system
among whose lesser horrors were that it forced people to spend much of their
lives in queues for such necessities as food and toilet paper. Somehow then
it seems a fitting tribute that thousands of free men and women would voluntarily
wait in line to pay their last respects.
Before flying back to New York yesterday afternoon we stopped by the Heritage
Foundation, where we worked years ago. Heritage was holding an open house in
Reagan's honor. It also has a nicely done online tribute, ReagansHeritage.org.
What touched us most, though, was that our hotel, the Mandarin
Oriental, had gone out of its way to honor Reagan. At the front desk were
three monochromatic bowls of jellybeans--one each red, white and blue. When
we got to our room, the bed had been turned down, and in place of the standard
chocolate were a small package of jellybeans and a card with the famous quote:
"General Secretary Gorbachev, if you seek peace, if you seek prosperity
for the Soviet Union and Eastern Europe, if you seek liberalization: Come here
to this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, open this gate! Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall!"
This proves better than anything else we've seen that Reagan has transcended
the partisan divisions of his own era. Can you imagine a hotel putting a quote
from Bill Clinton or George W. Bush on its guests' beds? Of course not; it would
annoy half of them and be a terrible business decision. But Reagan-haters these
days are practically extinct.
Then and Now
"Ronald Reagan was a partisan president and remains one," writes Harvey
Mansfield in "Presidential Leadership":
Our greatest presidents, George Washington and Abraham Lincoln, were America's
founder and its savior, and they are held in esteem, or revered, by all. But
to like Reagan without reservations, you have to be of his party. Otherwise,
you can admire certain of his qualities, but much of what he did you will
not approve of.
It's worth recalling, though, that during Reagan's tenure, many of his opponents
did not "admire him, but with reservations." Although the vituperation
did not reach the levels it has today with George W. Bush, it still got pretty
vicious. This is from a July 21, 1988, report in the Boston Globe on the Democratic
National Convention in Atlanta:
Earlier last night, Sen. John F. Kerry took to the convention hall podium,
telling the delegates that the "moral darkness" of President Reagan's presidency
will soon end.
"A Republican president once reminded us, 'There is absolutely nothing to
be said for a government of powerful men with the ideals of pawnbrokers,' "
Kerry said.
"That president's name was Theodore Roosevelt. And today Theodore Roosevelt
would be ashamed to be a Republican."
Said Kerry: "It is time we once again had a government of laws and not of
lawbreakers. It is time we had an attorney general of the United States who
is an agent of justice and not the target of a criminal investigation."
Four years later, of course, voters tossed the GOP out of the White House.
We suppose that at this year's convention Kerry will promise to restore the
moral rectitude of the Clinton years.
Andrew
Sullivan has a nice collection of contemporaneous quotes from Reagan detractors.
Our favorite comes from Arthur Schlesinger Jr. in May 1988:
A few years from now, I believe, Reaganism will seem a weird and improbable
memory, a strange interlude of national hallucination, rather as the McCarthyism
of the early 1950s and the youth rebellion of the late 1960s appear to us
today.
As we noted
yesterday, Schlesinger in 1996 conducted a notorious survey of mostly ultraliberal
historians in which he asked them to rate the presidents, and Reagan ranked
25th out of 39. Four of these scholars actually rated the Reagan presidency
a failure. Schlesinger weighs in again in this week's Newsweek,
and he's only slightly less grudging than in 1988: "Reaganism may prove
to be a transient episode in the stream of American history," he writes.
"His historic achievement came in foreign policy," Schlesinger writes,
then proceeds to disparage that achievement:
Reagan's admirers contend that his costly rearmament program caused the Soviet
collapse. Maybe so; but surely the thing that did in the Russians was that
time had proved communism an economic, political and moral disaster--which
is what the architects of the policy of peaceful containment had predicted
50 years before.
According to Dinesh
D'Souza, however, in 1982 Schlesinger described "those in the United
States who think the Soviet Union is on the verge of economic and social collapse"
as "wishful thinkers who are only kidding themselves." D'Souza also
quotes Schlesinger as saying after the Soviet collapse, "History has an
abiding capacity to outwit our certitudes. No one foresaw these changes."
Well, Reagan foresaw them. The Gipper might or might not have been smarter
than history, but there's no question he was smarter than certain historians.
You
Don't Say
"Media's Praise of Reagan May Soon Subside"--headline, St. Petersburg
(Fla.) Times, June 11
Homelessness Rediscovery Watch
"If George W. Bush becomes president, the armies of the homeless, hundreds
of thousands strong, will once again be used to illustrate the opposition's
arguments about welfare, the economy, and taxation."--Mark
Helprin, Oct. 31, 2000
"Number of Homeless Up Slightly for 4th Year"--headline, Washington
Post, June 10
This
Just In
"Undecided Voter Is Becoming the Focus of Both Political Parties"--headline,
New York Times, June 11
One
Woman's Mutilation . . .
A familiar topic in this column is the press's use of Orwellian language to
promote an attitude of moral relativism--Reuters' policy that "one man's
terrorist is another's freedom fighter" and the pervasive formulation "what
opponents call 'partial-birth abortion' " are doubtless the best examples.
But here's one that really caused our jaw to drop.
The New York Times the other day published a piece giving the encouraging news
that African countries are moving away from a barbaric and horrific practice.
Here's how the article, datelined Nairobi, Kenya, opened:
Isnino Shuriye still remembers the pride she felt years ago when she leaned
over each of her three daughters, knife in hand, and sliced into their genitals.
Each time, as the blood started to flow, she quickly dropped the knife and
picked up a needle and thread. Quickly, expertly, she sewed her daughters'
vaginas almost shut.
"I was full of pride," she recalled recently. "I felt like I was doing the
right thing in the eyes of God. I was preparing them for marriage by sealing
their vaginas."
Now she feels like a butcher, a sinner, a mother who harmed her own flesh
and blood, not to mention the thousands of other girls she says she circumcised
in the last quarter-century as part of a traditional rite still common in
Africa.
Scroll down a bit and you find this sentence: "She started as an apprentice
while still an adolescent by holding down girls' legs for her mother to perform
the rite, which opponents call genital mutilation." The reason opponents
call it genital mutilation, of course, is because that's precisely what it is.
Why does the New York Times, which supporters call a newspaper, feel obliged
to distance itself from a clear, factual description?
The
Barren North
Ted Byfield of the Calgary Sun asks why the "feminarchy," which he
defines as "the grand coalition of the feminist lobby and gay lobby that
for years has dictated the social policies" of Canada's major institutions,
has had such a hard time mustering opposition to some Canadian politicians'
socially conservative positions.
His answer: "Political values tend to pass mainly from parent to child.
The feminarchy made it a point not to produce children, and to quietly destroy
them if they tried to make an uninvited appearance. So now that they need them,
they aren't there."
Here in "the states" we call this the Roe effect.
Which
Side Is Paterson, N.J., On?
Paterson, N.J., "has become the ninth New Jersey municipality to go on
record opposing the USA Patriot Act or provisions of the anti-terrorism law,
saying it unacceptably compromises civil liberties." Paterson isn't just
any left-wing burg, though. It has a heavily Arab population, and "as many
as six of the Sept. 11 hijackers either lived or spent time here shortly before
the attacks."
Maybe it's time for a little regime change in Paterson.
The
Plot Thickens
Here's a strange story that's worth keeping an eye on. From the New York Times:
While the Libyan leader, Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi, was renouncing terrorism
and negotiating the lifting of sanctions last year, his intelligence chiefs
ordered a covert operation to assassinate the ruler of Saudi Arabia and destabilize
the oil-rich kingdom, according to statements by two participants in the conspiracy.
Those participants, Abdurahman Alamoudi, an American Muslim leader now in
jail in Alexandria, Va., and Col. Mohamed Ismael, a Libyan intelligence officer
in Saudi custody, have given separate statements to American and Saudi officials
outlining the plot.
Gadhafi's son calls the alleged plot "nonsense," though he "acknowledged
that the Libyan intelligence officer, Colonel Ismael, was missing and presumed
by Libya to be in Saudi custody."
Daniel Pipes
has more on Alamoudi, a former official of the American Muslim Council who,
Steve
Emerson noted in 2000, had been a White House guest during the Clinton administration,
and whose contribution to Hillary Clinton's Senate campaign Mrs. Clinton had
been forced to return.
The
Moral Authority of the U.N.
U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan gave a commencement address at Harvard yesterday.
The previous day, the Harvard Crimson reports, "nearly 150 people--including
several who appeared to be alums or Harvard-affiliated--turned out to protest
what they called Annan's failure to take action against slavery and genocide
in Sudan." The anti-Annan protest doesn't seem to have attracted much attention,
though, from the national press, which seems to prefer its protests anti-American.
The Crimson,
meanwhile, notes that Annan struck an anti-American tone in his speech:
Without explicitly referencing the current U.S. administration, Annan challenged
various elements of American foreign policy, including the use of preemptive
strikes in the war in Iraq.
"What kind of world would it be, and who would want to live in it, if every
country was allowed to use force, without collective agreement, simply because
it thought there might be a threat?" Annan said, to applause from the audience.
The real question is: What kind of world would it be if no country were willing
to use force against terrorists except with the unanimous consent of countries
that make corrupt deals with terror-sponsoring governments?
City
Folks Get In Free
"U.S. Charges Australian Guantanamo Prisoner Hicks"--headline, Reuters,
June 10
If
It's on Mars, Isn't It Already 'Unearthed'?
"Rover Unearths More Evidence of Water on Mars, Scientists Say"--headline,
New York Times, June 9
Better
Late Than Never
"Castlemont Grads Urged to Study"--headline, Oakland (Calif.) Tribune,
June 9
About That Disclaimer
A reader who asks not to be identified has gotten to the bottom of that odd
disclaimer on the California State Library Web site ("The content found
herein may not necessarily represent the views and opinions of the Schwarzenegger
Administration"), which we noted
Wednesday:
I noticed that disclaimer on the California Department
of Motor Vehicles Web page a couple of months ago. I looked around on
other state Web pages and found it in most places. I called the governor's
Los Angeles office to ask whether they were aware that the DMV appears to
be disputing his executive authority. The staffer there investigated and reported
back that those disclaimers were placed at the request of the governor's office.
Apparently they want to review each state Web page to see that it accords
with the current governor's policies and views, and until they do the disclaimer
stays.
The
Onion Imitates Us
"Kerry Names 1969 Version of Himself as Running Mate," reads a headline
in the Onion:
Kerry said his newly chosen running mate graduated from Yale University in
1966, after which he volunteered for the Navy, serving as a swift-boat officer
on a gunboat in the Mekong Delta in Vietnam. For his exemplary service, the
young soldier was awarded a Silver Star, a Bronze Star, and three Purple Hearts.
"My running mate is a natural-born leader," Kerry said. "He was born at Fitzsimons
Military Hospital in Denver, where his father was recovering from tuberculosis
after volunteering for the Army Air Corps in WWII. He continues to uphold
a belief instilled in him from a young age: that you must always fight for
what you believe in, no matter the cost. Man, to be 25 again."
This is pretty funny, though not exactly cutting-edge humor. After all, we've
been making fun of Kerry's Vietnam obsession since December
2002.
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- Tony
& Tacky: Marauding wild pigs and carnivores at a Quaker school.
- Brian
Carney: Charles McCarry's novels keep coming true. And his new book is
about the end of the world.
- Daniel
Akst: Ignore the high-minded advice. Make some money. It's your moral
obligation.
- Paul
Kengor: The Soviets' atheism bothered Ronald Reagan.