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[10 Jan 2004|03:09pm]
one more day until deletion!
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Clean slate [04 Jan 2004|05:59pm]
Started a new journal. I apologize for the 1337 h4x0r numeral in there, but "agent_j" and "agentJ" were already taken, so I had to improvise. Anyway, I started this because I wanted to wipe the slate clean, in a sense. I also didn't want to keep using a username that was an ex's secret pet-name for me. If you want to have access to the new journal, just add me to your friend's list and I'll add you back! This journal is going to be deleted a week from today.
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New York [24 Nov 2003|08:42pm]
[ mood | predatory ]
[ music | Deftones - Elite ]

Worked like a workaholic, drank like an alchoholic, and grinded like a motherfucker. I'll write more later, if I fucking feel like it.

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[18 Nov 2003|10:23pm]
[ music | Joy Electric ]

Say hello to Lily.

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[08 Nov 2003|01:03pm]
Since these didn't work in the last entry... )
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[07 Nov 2003|07:26pm]
[ mood | blah ]

So, while some of you know from reading her journal, some of you don't. Leah is leaving this coming Monday, and moving back to Jacksonville. It's something we talked about extensively, and we both decided that we're young, and that 4 years is quite a long time, and we're not going to make it 5. And yeah, I'll go ahead and say that while this is pretty much her idea, i can see where she's coming from, and I'm not going to try to change her mind. It's not working out. So thats that. I'll miss her, but she had to do what she needs to do. We're going to keep in touch, and we'll see how that works out. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't.

Recently, I was in Orange Park doing some surveillance, and I decided to drop by and give my good buddy Davey a visit. When I got to his house, his dad informed me that he was at the hospital with a shattered L5 vertebrae, a shattered heel, a broke heel, and his ankled were pretty badly messed up as well. He fell off of a 3 story roof and landed on his feet and hurt himself pretty badly. When I visited him he was in good spirits, but he couldn't move his back at all, or his legs. Luckily, he's not paralyzed as he managed to avoid any spinal cord injuries, and he should be able to walk in about 3 months (right around his birthday, what a present). It was depressing to see Davey like this, as he's always been so mobile, active, and outgoing. He's since been moved back to his house and is staying in a hospital bed there (since he can't move his back on his own), and I've had the chance to chat with him a few times online. Davey, if you're reading this, I love you like a brother, and if you ever need anything, dont hesitate to ask. I'll see you soon.

Job. Going ok. It's really hit and miss as far as getting surveillance done, as some people really don't do shit. Unfortunately, my boss is getting less and less understanding when I come back empty handed. I had some car trouble the other day (my tire completely blew out on me about 50 miles from Orlando, in the middle of nowhere at about 6am in the morning), so that was kind of shitty. It's a fun job, at times. Other times, when I'm sitting in my car, in the heat for 8 hours, and then have to drive 3 hours each way, and come back with no video, it's less than stellar. I have to be up in the morning usually around 2 or 3, and a lot of times I don't get back until 5 or 6pm. That's a pretty long day. But, once I get my raise, hopefully it will all be worth it (100$ a day is nice, but not when you have 20$ minimum expenses every day, to around 35-40$ to go to miami, not to mention mileage on your car). It's easy to get discouraged, but I'm really just working towards getting 150$ a day, and I'm sure I'll feel a lot better about things.

Other than that, let's see... I haven't had much time for music, but I've worked on a couple of things, I'll see how that goes. At this point, money is kind of tight, so I'm probably going to sell all my synths. I just dont get 1500$ use out of them at this point, and I guess I can buy some new ones later, when I actually have money in my bank account.

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[23 Aug 2003|12:07pm]
Well, a lot has been going on in Jared-town these days. I got a new job working as an insurance fraud investigator. Yeah, I chase the bad guys around with a video camera running red lights and going 90 in residential areas. Very fun. It pays well, too. About 4 times as much as my old job! I went to NYC/Jersey/Philadelphia street for 5 days, and just got back a few days ago. Some of these people you wouldn't believe. Talk about sleazy bastards. We nailed a couple of them though. The highlight was probably the last day when we followed some middle aged asian lady to her job at the nail salon (lady said she got in a car accident with a relative and couldn't work, when she submitted her claim), and I had to go in and pretend to be a talent scout for a modeling agency trying to find a good deal on getting nails done. Then my partner went in (a 6'3" black guy) and pretended to be the biggest queen ever, and we got video of the woman working before they kicked us out (and he got a manicure too!). Definitely about as far from boring as you can get. Every day is a new crazy story, but I'm a little too burnt out at the moment to relate them.

Muse-Stockhom Syndrome

This song.. Is just badass. I can't wait to get the album, but this song blew me away. It makes me think of Bach, and music from that era. Yeah, except with distorted guitars.
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[03 Aug 2003|05:13am]
Happy birthday, mang!
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[30 Jul 2003|04:10pm]
[ mood | all postin' and shit ]
[ music | eels ]

all these pictures and shit )

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Stairmaster? No thanks I'll use my... [15 Jul 2003|03:09am]
[ mood | fuckbuddy! ]
[ music | joy division - transmission ]

Fuckbuddy.

Seriously, this needs to be the next innovation in fitness. Screw stairmasters, treadmills, soloflex, what the fuck ever. I can see the commercials, the slogans, everything.

"Fuckbuddy. Get fucked!"

A workout machine designed to emulate... fucking. I can see it now, walk into the gym, and there's some guy on this machine and he's... wait a second, what the fuck is he doing?? is he... he can't be..

Jim: hey tom... what the hell are you doing!?!?!?
Tom: Oh hey Jim, this is the new piece of equipment they got! Its called The Fuckbuddy! So far I've burnt 250 calories and fucked 27 people! I'm doing the doggystyle excersices now. Man I can feel it in my glutes! What a workout!
Jim: Wow... Well hey, when you're done with it, could you wipe it off maybe? I'd like to give it a go.

Next would be the new wave of innovations and models. Fuckbuddy Jr. for the kids! Fuckbuddy Gold edition for the seniors! Fuckbuddy DP (dual performance) lets 2 people work out at the same time to save space!

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Spanish women, Indian food, and the cure. [08 Jul 2003|08:11pm]
1. Hispanic.
2. Over 30.
3. Has a kid.
4. With her husband.

Lately it seems all the women who are checking me out are at least 2, if not all 4 of the above. Whats that about? What does that say about me? hmm..

This and This make me giggle. I can just imagine Robert Smith in the restaurant, drunk.

"Excuse me, waiter. Look, I'm sorry about the mess, but I seem to have gotten some lipstick on your napkin. Could I have another? Oh and I'm sorry about that whole colonization thing awhile back. Right, could I have some more wine? This is a uh... 'in your house'".
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overheard today.. [02 Jul 2003|09:18pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | interpol - sheila was a driver and she was always going down ]

"yeah, you know what would teach those homo's a lesson? grab their balls and spank their ass, just like this" (mimes grabbing someones balls and spanking them).

Hell yeah man, that would show those homos! Why don't you fuck 'em in the ass and really teach them a lesson!

Are these people retarded?

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My best friends a butcher [13 Jun 2003|06:58pm]
[ mood | None, or other: ]
[ music | interpol - say yo bitch whassup to the angels ]

yeah leah fucked up my hair good last night.




Yeah, its photoshopped a bit, if you don't like it, you can blow me.

If you do like it... Well, I'll blow you. Especially if your name is NATE.

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Yes 2 updates in one day [12 Jun 2003|07:01pm]
[ music | fuck you, you fucking pissfucker ]

This is fucking hilarious.

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Good job, honey, you fucked him! [12 Jun 2003|04:37pm]
[ music | pigface ]

Three guesses as to what Leah was talking about when she said that to me last night.

Anyway, after I got off work, I stopped by the usual gas station, did my thing, and as I was walking away, the lady who had been behind just started bitching out the girl at the counter about the gas prices. She said that she had paid for seven dollars of gas, but only pumped 2 dollars worth, because she realized then, that it was 5 cents cheaper per gallon at the one across the street (a major road, and would've taken her at least 5 minutes to get over there, stand in line and then pump her gas), and that she wanted the rest of her money back, and that she was going to go get her gas across her street. So before I got in my car I walked up her to and just let her have it.

What the hell is your problem? Do you really think this girl here sets the prices for the gas? Did you expect her to say "oh, you're right, I'm sorry, it is 5 cents to expensive, my mistake, I set it wrong. In fact here's all your money back, the gas is on me"? People like you make me sick, you're driving a 30,000$ SUV that your husband probably paid for and you're bitching about the price of gas here? It's people like you, in your fucking gas-chugging SUVs that are driving up the price of gas, in the first place. So you're going to waste your time, not to mention gas money to drive across the street just to save 25 cents? If thats the case, then I've got a nice fucking shiny quarter for you, all you need to do is drive across the street, pump your gas, and drive the fuck back over and its ALL YOURS.

She just stared at me, bewildered, and got in her car and drove off. I got in mine and drove home.

Ok, not really. I'm a pussy.

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New Song, New Age [16 May 2003|02:47pm]
Not done, but here's the first verse

Melt

On another note, Leah took me out to see the new Matrix last night, and that was fun. It was good, but not great. But we had lots of fun.

Come home soon, mang, so we can eat too much sushi for my birthday.
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She burns like the sun [20 Apr 2003|02:38pm]
[ mood | flirty ]
[ music | Yes, I said flirty ]

and i can't look away )

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[01 Apr 2003|06:41pm]
[ mood | headache ]

Not really a whole lot to say. But, I wanted to direct everyone to Space Dementia to listen to this song. Its by one of my favorite bands "Muse". I haven't really heard anything like it, and it rocks my world. The guys voice is just amazing.

In other news, I miss my mang. Come home soon.

Oh yah, this is for you, Nate:

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[16 Mar 2003|06:55pm]
[ mood | tylenol ]
[ music | there's just something about it i don't know ]

Leah, just so you know, I made arrangements with a red headed hooker to come sleep next to me in bed a la memento since you aren't coming back tonight :/

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[04 Jan 2003|10:25pm]
[ music | more cranes! ]

My Lovely Lady Leah made these )

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