Stephen Green rehashes the best from his site over weeks past. My favorite: "Roger Ebert has his head so far up his ass, he can lick his own esophagus. We call this maneuver "pulling a Fukuyama.""

Amen to that. I was much perturbed during the Clinton/Lewinski scandal that someone apparently told Roger Ebert that it was okay for him to have political opinions. It isn't. Roger, just keep doing that "thumb" thing. You're much better at it.

Also from the Vodka man, this quirky news item: Apparently MSNBC has begun promoting its own programing via TV spots on Fox! Have a cocktail, Roger Ailes. You win.