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crazyredneck's LiveJournal:
| Monday, August 23rd, 2004 | |
| 12:59 am | :) Alright I get the Hottie! |
| 12:56 am | Somebody Loves Me !@! LJ House Party by fayray Username Exiby The DJ mojo276 The Drunk mrsbrady The Hottie slarby The Wallflower callandanswer The Player shamtv The Gambler caseofyouu The Horny One elrond1982 The Crasher boosted240 The Love Interest crazyredneck How many people got laid 24 Chances the party will be a sucess: 100% Quiz created with MemeGen! P.S. I'm Back Bitches!! |
| Wednesday, April 28th, 2004 | |
| 9:10 am | Timmy Dude I never get to hangout with you anymore, damn senior tag. And with a baby on the way I dont think this relationship is going to work ... I hate to say this but we need to talk :( HAHAHAH just messing. The babies not yours |
| Friday, March 12th, 2004 | |
| 8:55 am | Super Darwin Award At work, Manoel Messias Batista Coelho was responsible for cleaning out the storage tanks of gasoline tanker trucks. He had been employed in that capacity for two months when he ran afoul of fuel. The 35-year-old began to fill a tanker with water, a standard safety procedure that forces flammable vapor out of the container. He returned an hour later to check whether the water level was high enough to proceed. But he had trouble deciding, because it was so DARK inside the tanker. A resourceful employee, Manoel forgot the very reason why he was filling the tank with water when he lit a cigarette lighter to shed some light on the situation. His little test successfully determined that the water level was NOT yet high enough for safety. The vapor explosion launched him through the air, and he landed in the company parking lot 100 meters away. Manoel suffered severe burns, blunt force trauma, and an injury to the head that exposed his brain. Our witless car washer had learned his terminal lesson in safety by the time the firemen arrived. P.S. Manuel is a retard!! |
| 8:51 am | Dumbass Criminals Get this. These two guys go up to a cash machine outside a gas station and hook their truck up to it. Then when they floor it, it rips the bumper right off. Scared they decide to drive off and LEAVE THE BUMPER WITH THE LICENSE PLATE ATTACHED. HAHA |
| 8:48 am | What is a bundkadunk WHO GIRL WHAT YOU GOT IN THAT TRUNK. :) |
| Thursday, March 11th, 2004 | |
| 7:18 pm | BOOM BOOM REDNECK FIESTA!! I went to the dentist today, so I'm sitting their and he shoots me up with some novacaine. Which is all good and dandy, so he starts drilling then out of nowhere the worst pain in my entire life. It was worst then having your balls crushed, being hit by truck, shot in the eye, and set on fire. He hit the main nerve in the tooth and the sedative hadnt kicked in. OMG!!! WORST PAIN EVER!! P.S. I'm blowing his building up tomorrow :) WE GUNA GIT TU UZE SOME BOOM BOOM STICKS!! |
| Tuesday, March 9th, 2004 | |
| 12:42 pm | Guess Who I Kill |
| 9:01 am | Redneck Fiesta One time at band camp. Well I've never been to band camp, but anyways, one time at band camp we used a midget in a batman costume as a pinyata. Let me tell you what ... that was the nastiest candy in the world ;) P.S. I'm Crazy |
| Monday, March 8th, 2004 | |
| 6:02 pm | Commando Midgets Today I send my best commando midgets into a local McDonalds to well you know ... steal stuff. Unfortunalty I forgot that they are only 4 feet tall. So all I got was 200 packets of ketchup. Good pull for me if I ever run out of ketchup. P.S. I'm Crazy :) |
| 5:37 pm | Pant Gnomes Today was a tragic day. I somehow lost my pants, I dont understand because when I went into the bathroom they were on, but when I came out they were gone :( . Damn pant gnomes I will end you!! |
| 5:31 pm | Redneck Fiesta |