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LiveJournal for Neil Barsley.
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Saturday, May 18th, 2002 |
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The funny thing about being drunk all day is that you get so used to being drunk you dont even know your drunk at all. That is all. | ||||
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Tuesday, May 7th, 2002 |
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I finally finished my c++ project! it was 400 lines long... now maybe when i visit anthony and tiffany i wil be accepted at triangle |
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Saturday, April 27th, 2002 |
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Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. | ||||||
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My parents came up yesterday and we hiked in bidwell park, it was super. We then met drew and his parents and went to this awesome restaurant called hulas. Good Times. Later that night I became completely trashed off drinking 40's. I hadn't been that drunk in forever. It was so much fun. Chico is so awesome because everyone is incredibly nice and there is endless things to do here. Its going to suck coming home for the summer. Except to see Lauren, that will rule. |
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Tuesday, April 16th, 2002 |
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Hi its Neil. Hows it going? That's good. You look nice today. You're welcome. Laurens coming up the day after tomorrow. I'm so excited. You all should download the donnie darko soundtrack because I am and I am always right. Huzzah for me. I received a $24 parking ticket today. It hurt my feelings. I don't like spending money. You are all missing out on a lot. This is because you are not dating Lauren. She is awesome. Guitar is fun, I've been trying to learn classical guitar songs which is quite sensual. My roommate is an only child, so he doesn't know how to share very well. This is ok because I steal from his wallet when hes not looking. I just lied. I am deeply sorry for that lie, it was very uncalled for. Somebody named Neil added to his movie on computer collection, it now contains: Dirty Work Lord of the Rings Oceans 11 A Beautiful Mind Gosford Park Chicken Run Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Monsters Inc. Shrek Toy Story 2 Twelve Monkeys The Big Lebowski Sorority Boys Ice Age Van Wilder Donnie Darko Friars Club Roast to Hugh Hefner 31 Family Guy Episodes 3 Music Videos 58 Simpsons Episodes 61 SNL Sketches 23 Upright Citizens Brigade Episodes I think that's all. Having these movies and TV shows makes me happy My roommate is reading. Everyone knows that reading is just a government plot to make people vegetables. I mean come on, why else would people read. God. I thought Ben, my roommate was devout Christian, but it turns out hes atheist. Whoops. I have a test to take now bye. |
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Tuesday, April 9th, 2002 |
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![]() Take the What Kind of Slacker are you? Quiz So true! I convince people not to do work all the time. I RULE. |
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Wednesday, April 3rd, 2002 |
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boy does school suck. Being at chico is awesome, but going to classes gets a large thumbs down | ||||
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Tuesday, March 26th, 2002 |
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Just to let you all know.. the academy awards is a bunch of bullshit. First of all, the academy doesnt watch the movies they are supposed to, instead of watching every movie and choosing who should win, they are either told who to choose by their relatives or they think of what the actor/actress/director has done in the past. Secondly, the academy awards is kind of like an election, as soon as the nominees are released, the major studios start a huge lobbying process trying to bribe the academy into picking their nominee. This is why low budget films never win, because the academny never watches or is lobbied to see their movie. HOW TERRIBLE IS THIS? this is why I never watch the academy awards anymore, its bullshit, It has nothing to do with letting the best man win, its all fucking politics. That is all. |
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I stubbled upon this while looking for hot girls at the oscars... how great is this? "Reese Witherspoon goes old school in a classic but very sexy black Valentino cocktail dress with sheer lace cap sleeves. The retro red lips, fluffy blond flip and sparkly diamond earrings? Fabulous. But what we really love is her black-tied Ryan Phillippe arm accessory. Woof!" its not that great except for "fabulous" which seems like it came from thte lady fromt he old navy commercials and "woof" which is funny. |
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Friday, March 22nd, 2002 |
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im home and i fel great. i am working out right now | ||||
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Monday, March 18th, 2002 |
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Who else agrees with me that college is the greatest thing to happen to american society? I enjoy every day of it. that's my update on life. hey harvey sorry, ill bring your pedal back next weekend. Its all the mans fault. hey my fortune cookie today said: "He likes to flirt, but toward you his intentions are honorable" bahahah LOOK OUT TONY DANZA all right off to magic, witchcraft and religion. Peee-i-eece! p.s. RYAN LETS BOWL NEXT WEEK! BOWLING RULES. |
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hes all growns up, all growns up. Ok! ill ask her, hey do you know where the high school girls hang out? |
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Sunday, March 17th, 2002 |
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Suprisingly enough im alive. 16 hours of strait drinking. Starting at 9:45 in the morning, ending at 1:45 at night. Here are some clear memories... 1. Alexis and I having a beer fight 2. Pooring beer into drews mouth from the balcony. 3. Thinking that im not too drunk after the beer fight, but then taking a shower with my clothes on with sara and alexis (we took a good picture of that) 4. The huge food fight at dinner. 5. Not using plates for dinner! That's about it... most of my memories of 16 hours. BYE! |
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Saturday, March 16th, 2002 |
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its been from 9:45-2:30 so far and i haven t passend out yuet! Drinking in the morning rules! how can i type so wwell!??? I RULE!!!!!!1 SANT PANTTISESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FURKC YOUAE HTWW $# |
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Wednesday, March 13th, 2002 |
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My roommate and I were just dancing to kung foo fighting, good times. Remember the video david? we need to watch that soon. Kris: you are not adding a joke everyday. you will die now. |
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if I don't see you, let your forehead grow like the mighty oak. |
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Monday, March 11th, 2002 |
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you all should download the semi-new get up kids cd, its really good. They have once again proved themselves to be amazing. I can tell a really good cd by the way I don't really like it the first few times I hear it. Then it grows on me. kind of like when I was going through puberty and I grew body hair. Pube shaving is really comfortable, but annoying because you have to keep on shaving like every week. I'm to lazy for that. It also makes the 'ol johnson look bigger. Classes are hard, especially calc. My teacher is a ca-ca face. On the other hand hes really cool because he lets me call him Professor Pooty-tang. I just lied. Too bad my roommate is an only child, maybe he would share more then. We and 3 other b-boys have an awesome townhouse next year. Lauren came up this weekend. It was better than life. It reminded me of my first day of school I was so nervous, I tripped on everything. Then of course I shit myself, boy was embarrassing. Oh well I best be getting to class now, but wait! my class is bowling. Throw it up, throw it up. My friends up here are lots of fun, I will miss them lots over the summer. That's enough typing for one day. | ||||||
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Tuesday, March 5th, 2002 |
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I hate tiffany and her dirty pus | ||||
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Friday, March 1st, 2002 |
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i am using netpulse intn tetg bike as \a workout.thee keybooard workd s miracles | ||||
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Wednesday, February 27th, 2002 |
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![]() What is your meaning of life? |
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LiveJournal for Neil Barsley.
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