The Protocols of the Yuppies of Zion

02: VERILY, THOU DIDST GET SERVED... THUSLY (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

28: SUCH A (NOT-SO-)NICE (NOT-SO-)JEWISH BOY (21 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: GREASE MONKEY SHINES (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: FOR KEVIN (85 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: SO LONG, DOC (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: MULTI-LINGUAL WEBSITE SUGGESTIONS AND RECOMMENDATIONS? (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: GRAFITTI ON OUR BLOG (21 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: MAY, WHEN FLOWERS BLOOM, YARDWORK STARTS... (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: GERMAN PRECISION, ADOLESCENT INEPTITUDE (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF MISGUIDED RELIGIOUS SENTIMENTS (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: THE NEW SKIN OF THE NEW FACE OF THE DEMOCRATS (30 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: SHAKEY DREAMS (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: MORE OUTRAGE ABOUT ABU GHAIBR (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: AMERICAN SOLDIERS COMMITTING TORTURE AND VIDEOTAPING CHILD RAPE. NO, REALLY. (48 comments) (Asparagirl)
05: RAISIN' HELL IN THE SUN (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

28: A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND BURNS (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: IN A FRONT PORCH STATE OF MIND (14 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
23: COUNTDOWN: T MINUS SEVEN DAYS (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
22: WE'RE BIGGER THAN THE 80'S! (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: WE CAN BE HEROES, JUST ON ONE NODE (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
16: IN SPACE, IT'S EASIER TO SPIN IN YOUR GRAVE (28 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
16: NO ONE WEARS GLOVES ANYMORE (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
16: CONFLICTS REAL AND UNREAL (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: FANTASIA FANTASTICO (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: COOL RUNNINGS, THE SEQUEL? (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: THIS YEAR IN JERUSALEM (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: DEPRECATED DECADE-OLD HTML TAGS ARE YOUR FRIENDS (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: THE OTHER NATIONAL ANTHEM IS COMING TO BROADWAY (AGAIN) (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: IRAQ, ONE YEAR LATER (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: A SPANKING! A SPANKING! (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: THE QUARTER CENTURY CLUB (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: IF "WEASLEY IS OUR KING", WATCH OUT FOR THAT CHECKMATE (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: THAT'S WHAT WE CALL AN ID 10 T PROBLEM (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: SLOSHING AROUND IN THE GENE POOL (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
06: TEN BUCKS SAVED (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
01: RUMBLES OF FUTURE RUMBLING (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: THE FAB FOREHEADS (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: MEL-BIFIED (15 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

31: SMOG IS EVIL (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: INTRODUCING INDIEROCK (A.K.A. "THAT ITUNES THINGIE") (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH BIG BUBBA (18 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: THE POETRY OF HATE (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: COVER THE MIKE (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: SHEIK IS ALL OVER (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: HELMSMAN, REVERSE GENDER ROLES! (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
19: SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: A WATERSHED EVENT (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: OUR SERVER CAN GO FUCK ITSELF (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: HAVING YOUR IRAQI CAKE AND EATING IT TOO (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: MAPPING HOSTILITIES (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: JUST A NOTE (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: EVERYBODY'S WAR (18 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: FINALLY WAKING UP TO THE SHADOW (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: UNREINFORCED MASONRY (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
09: JUST THE FACTS, MA'AM (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: 'COS AND EFFECT (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: FLASH IN THE PAN? (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: AIRPORT '04 (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: OOOOH, PRETTY (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: OWNED BY THE MOUSE (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: PATIENCE, GRASSHOPPER (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: ROOT FOR STANFORD (18 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: THEY GOT ME... IN THE CAN (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: THE PRICE OF CIVIL OBEDIENCE (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
02: GUT OSKARNACHT! (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
01: HONEYMOON PICS (6 comments) (Asparagirl)

28: THE MULLAHS STRIKE AGAIN (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
27: THE MONKEY'S SICK (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: TAKE AWAY JUNIOR'S CREDIT CARD (12 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: THE PROTOCOLS GO GRAPHIC (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: REMIND ME TO GET MY TETANUS BOOSTER (21 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: DESPITE MY FEELINGS FOR SAME-SEX MARRIAGE... (11 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: WAITER, MY BOUILLABAISE IS INCORRECTLY ALIGNED! (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: CONSERVATIVES AGAINST THE FMA (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: MORE ABOUT WHY I WON'T BE VOTING FOR BUSH THIS NOVEMBER (35 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: LEFT, LEFT, LEFT RIGHT LEFT (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: DEAR PRESIDENT BUSH (53 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: NOW WE KNOW WHERE HIS DAILY BREAD IS BUTTERED (10 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
23: MUCH LIKE THIS BLOG (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
23: LOVABLE LOSERS (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
23: GNOME-MISSION (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: AWAY WITH THE PIXIES (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: IF YOU'RE GOING TO SAN FRANCISCO (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: BYE-BYE SADDAM, BYE-BYE GAS MASKS (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: ENGLISH MAJORS FOR SOCIAL JUSTICE! (28 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: WHAT HACKS THEY ARE? I THINK I KNOW... (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
19: THEN LET THE ELEPHANTS USE IT (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: MORE VIEWS ON MOVING TO LA (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: I KINDA WANT MY $120,000.00 BACK (12 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: DAYS OF OUR VIRUS (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: AND IT'S BARELY EVEN BEGUN (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: NO FAIR CHEATING! (16 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: CANDIDATE IN THE WIND (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: SOME PRELIMINARY OBSERVATIONS ON LA-LA-LAND (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: THE RETURN OF ASPARAGIRL (28 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: MO' BETTER MO-BLOGGING (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: ALTRUISM AS SUBJUGATION? (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: THE FAST AND THE SPURIOUS (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: RACHID, WE HARDLY KNOW YE (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: A HOT WIND BLOWS (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

30: CREATIONISM IS PEACHY! (15 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
30: BAD TASTE, GOOD TIMES (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: GET TO THE POINT! (11 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: TO PERHAPS SUM UP... (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
09: BETRAYED BY MY OWN COMMENTS SYSTEM (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: "BILLY ORANGE HERE, GOOD BUDDY. ANY SMOKEYS 'TWEEN HAARLEM AND THE NIJSELMEER?" (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

19: REUTERS. HARD TO PRONOUNCE, HARD TO LOVE (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: WEASLEY CLARK (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: WHITE BOX GOT THE BLUES (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: IF WE LEARN ANYTHING FROM THIS... (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

24: A NEW JOB FOR THE OLD CARMUDGEON (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: BLONDE VOLITION (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: SOME PARASITES HAVE ALL THE LUCK (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: KEEP THE HARVARD GRADS HAPPY (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: WORD FROM THE FRONT(S) (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: I DUNNO, S'NOO WIT CHOO? (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: DELAYS, DELAYS, CONFOUND THESE DELAYS! (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

24: THE FUTURE OF THE OLD, OLD MAN (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: TIPPLES, TITS, AND TOMMY GUNS: 24 HOURS IN THE CITY OF SIN (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: NIGERIAN KIDS! I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH NIGERIAN KIDS TO-DAAAAAY! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: ALL ODD, DECEITFUL, VAGUELY BIGOTED THINGS MUST COME TO AN END (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

25: TELL ME A STORY, DADDY... (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

30: ARE YOU PEOPLE STILL HERE? (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: IT'S COMING DOWN THE LINES / STRONG AS IT CAN BE / THROUGH THE COURTESY (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: THE SWEET BROWN BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

30: MYYYY KIND OF TOWN, CHICAGO IS... (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
29: IT'S NICE TO KNOW THEY CARE (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
28: IT (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: GOING TO THE NOT-A-CHAPEL AND WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED (20 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: A VERY LUCKY ARTIFICIAL HIP INDEED (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: SOMETHING IS BLOSSOMING IN NIGERIAN SOIL (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: NA NA NAAAH NAAAH! NA NA NAAAH NAAAH! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH? TOO BLOODY BAD FOR YOU! (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: HOW I SPENT LAST NIGHT (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: BEHIND THE TYPEFACE (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: THAT PERFECT PRESENT FOR THE ASPIRING MUSICIAN OR SOFTWARE PIRATE (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: ONE DAY, AFFLECK WILL COME TO HIS SENSES AND DUMP J.LO'S ROUND ASS SO THAT HE CAN FREAK DAMON'S INSTEAD (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: SOMETHING IS ROTTEN IN THE STATE OF NIGERIA (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
16: IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: SWEET, SWEET SCHADENFREUDE (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: *WHOO-PSSHH* (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: LIGHT POSTING, DARK CONTINENT (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: LA-ZAGNEE (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: PASS THE COURVOISIER (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: DUMDUM CALLING (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: THE NEWSMEDIA AS CONSIDERATE COLLEGE SLUT (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: SEE? SEE? (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
09: DEH-MO-CRASS-EE IN EE-RAN (26 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: I LAID IT ON A LITTLE THICK... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: NEW YORKERS FOR A FREE IRAN (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: TAKE MY MONEY... PLEASE (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: MON DIEU! QUEL JUIF BEAU QUI EST! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
01: NOW LOOK HERE, YOU FROGGIE SCHMUCKS (12 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: ARE YOU ANIMATED, STUPID, OR BOTH? (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

30: SOMETHING TO ADD TO THE WEDDING REGISTRY (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
27: I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO AFFIRM! (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: SO JOIN ME AS I SING... OF AN ACTIVITY THAT'S FUN... (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: PRETEND TO BE SMART PEOPLE (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: WORTHY OF A GOOD TABLET SMASHING (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: A GUY NAMED FRANKENSTEIN WRITING ABOUT BIG GREEN MONSTERS? WHAT ARE THE ODDS? (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: AND NOW I'M BACK / TO LET YOU KNOW / I CAN REALLY SHAKE 'EM DOWN (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE OF DARKNESS (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: MOTHERFUCKING OBNOXIOUS LITTLE BABY ON BOARD (14 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: THE ONE KIND OF ENTRY I DO MAKE PRETTY OFTEN (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

19: IS YOUR NAME DAVE NELSON? (18 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: DISILLUSIONMENT (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
16: WING FOUL (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: STUPID CAREER ADVANCEMENT... (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: A FRIENDLY REMINDER (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: THROUGH A GLASS DARKLY (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
06: LARGE MARGE LIVES! (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: HOOKED ON TRONICS (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: A RUNNING MAN WITH A KNIFE CAN SLIT A THOUSAND THROATS IN A NIGHT (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

30: A QUICK DOSE OF STUCK-WORKING-LATE-AT-THE-OFFICE HUMOR (17 comments) (Asparagirl)
30: FRIENDLY BLOGGERS - 1, SOCIOPATHIC GIRLFRIENDS - 0 (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: SELL IT TO ME, BABY (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: LEAVING A BAD TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: I'VE HEARD OF PUSS IN BOOTS, BUT PUSS IN BONNETS? (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: RUMORS SWIRL AT WORK (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: AND MOISTURE... IS THE ESSENCE... OF WETNESS... (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: WTF?! (12 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: OF POOP AND PESACH (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: TROLL DINNER BELL (23 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
13: ON TEENSY TINY HIATUS (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: UP AGAINST THE WALL! (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: AS IF I WASN'T SCARCE ENOUGH... (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: LILEKS ON WHAT'S NEXT (25 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: WE ARE IN CONTROL HERE (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: WELL, THAT CERTAINLY EXPLAINS A LOT (12 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: I'M WILLING TO TAKE UP A COLLECTION TO BUY HER THE BAND-AIDS (23 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: BAGHDAD LIBERATED (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: OH PLEASE OH PLEASE OH PLEASE (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: NICE DIGS (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
06: NOW THE FRENCH WILL HAVE A REAL REASON TO HATE ME (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: SARSWATCH (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
05: HHHOOOOOONNNNNNKKKK (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: MICHAEL KELLY KILLED IN IRAQ (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: MORE ACCURATE THAN CNN? (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
03: J-LO, MEET S-HU (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
02: "WHERE DO THEY GET YOUNG MEN LIKE THIS?" (14 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: *AHEM* (19 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
01: FOUR E-MAILS, BLOGGED FOR POSTERITY (40 comments) (Asparagirl)

31: FEED A HUNGRY G.I. (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
31: MAMA ROSE, PLEASE CALL YOUR OFFICE (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: THERE'S NEVER A MUD SHARK AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE... (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
28: ALL THOSE PAPERS LEFT UNDOWNLOADED (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
28: WHAT IS THIS THING... THIS... BLOG I RUN? (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: SOLDIER BOYZ (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: APPEASEMENT FREAKS PLAN MANHATTAN "DIE IN" TOMORROW MORNING (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: THE FALKLANDS, ROUND II (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: THE SCUD STUDS (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: IF YOU WERE AN IRAQI, WOULD YOU TRUST A GUY NAMED BUSH? (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: NO STOPPING (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: SEPARATING THE SACRED AND THE SECULAR (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: HEADLINES! BLOGGERS STILL THRILLED TO SEE SELVES ON DEAD TREE! (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: TOOTING MY OWN HORN (42 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: CAPTAIN SCOTT'S INCOHERENT RUNDOWN (15 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
23: THE GOLD HE DESERVES (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: AWWW YEAH (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: PEEPING BOMBS (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR FIRETRUCK (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: GETTING OUT OF THE WAY (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: PENNY PINGLETON HITS THE BIGTIME (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: WHY WON'T SHE ANSWER THE QUESTION? (19 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: WOMEN FOR WAR (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: ACH! POOOOETRY! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: WHY NOT A DOUBLE-EDGED SWORD? (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: EVAN, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: THE END OF SANCTIONS? (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: DON'T PLAY IT AGAIN, SAM (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: HELL MUST HAVE FROZEN OVER (OR PERHAPS IT WAS JUST THE RESERVOIR) (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: COMING SOON TO A BROWSER NEAR YOU (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: A BLOG BY ANY OTHER NAME (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: FIRE THAT LAZY BASTARD! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
13: POOR COLIN (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: THOSE WERE THE DAYS IN THAT FRIENDLY LITTLE MOUNTAIN TOWN (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: RUN, DON'T WALK (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: FLAVO(U)RS OF THE WEEK (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: TINY LITTLE THOUGHT PROCESS (22 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: A JEW AT HOME, A MAN IN THE STREET (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: PART PAC-MAN, PART STANLEY KUBRICK (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: WELCOME TO THE WEB (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: PRO-WAR PROTEST PARTY IN YOUR PANTS (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
06: IT'S A...NICE DAY FOR A...WHITE RUSSIAN (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
06: THE SCHOOL PAPER (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
06: IF ALL FBI AGENTS ARE THIS SMART... (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
05: PALESTINIAN TERRORISTS STRIKE AGAIN (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: REAL WOMEN DON'T WAGE WAR? (134 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: I DON'T MEAN TO GET PARANOID... (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: NOW THEY'VE REALLY GOT US WHERE THEY WANT US! STICKING CATTLE PRODS UP THEIR FALAFEL CHUTES. (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

28: DOG GONE IT (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: ALMOST TIME TO GO? (18 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: INCOMING! INCOMING! (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
27: SPANK YOU VERY MUCH (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
27: GEORGE COSTANZA WANTED TO BE AN ARCHITECT (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: PUTTING MY MONEY WHERE MY TOW MISSILE IS (18 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: BLOGS AND GENERALS (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: BROWN EYED GIRL PLAYED ON AN E STRING (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: OUTRAGE ROULETTE (19 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: STANDING ON MY HEAD (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: THAT L.A. BLOG THINGIE (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: OBJECTIVELY PRO-IDIOCY (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: WHAT'S THE DOCTYPE FOR A FAMILY REUNION? (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: CRYING WOLF(OWITZ) (18 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: NOT WORTH THE PAPER IT WAS WRITTEN ON (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
22: YOU DON'T PROTEST MUCH...FOR A FAT GIRL (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: THERE WAS A TURTLE BY THE NAME OF BERT (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: PEACE IN MIDDLE EARTH IN OUR TIME (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: FROM LATVIA WITH LOVE (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: YOU HEAUH DAT, KILLIAN??? (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: DOCKING IN PERMANENT DORKDOM... COMPLETE. (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: CINDY ADAMS, JACKSONIAN (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: PAYING THE PIPER (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: NO DUCT TAPE NEEDED (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: UPDATE: (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: MORE PHOTOS FROM THE RALLY (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: "DESTROYED FRUITS OF THE REVOLUTION" (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: PHOTOS FROM TODAY'S ANTI-WAR RALLY IN NYC (14 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: NOT YOUR AVERAGE COLLEGE INTERVIEW (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU, SUPPORT THE WAR ON TERRORISM AND GET TOLD "THAT'S NOT FUNNY!" (17 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THE BRITS (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: GIVING THE BOOT TO THE OTHER FRENCHIE (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: THE FIREMEN VS. THE TERRORISTS, ROUND II (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: FISKING SIGN!!! (10 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: FASTEN YOUR SEATBELTS, IT'S GOING TO BE A BUMPY NIGHT (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: THE GOVERNMENT'S WORLD VS. THE REAL WORLD (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: THE FIZZY TASTE OF HATE (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: BUT I REFUSE TO BOYCOTT FRENCH FRIES (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: IS THIS THE LITTLE NEO-CON, I WONDER... (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: CAMMO CHIC (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: L.A. CONFIDENTIAL (12 comments) (Asparagirl)
06: JOHN KERRY, MENSCH? (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
06: BOXING GLOVES MAKE MY HANDS SWEAT (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: PICKING UP MY SLACK (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
05: UNFORTUNATELY, I'M BACK (10 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

29: AH, COLLEGE APATHY (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: IN MEMORIAM. TV NEWS: SEPTEMBER 7TH, 1927 - JANUARY 29TH, 2003 (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
29: AFTER HOURS OF THOUGHT-PROVOKING TEAM DEATHMATCH... (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
29: SOTU '03 (25 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: CAN "SOLID GOLD" BE FAR BEHIND? (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: AGENT SYCOPHANTEUR (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
27: EVEN THE KIWIS? (45 comments) (Asparagirl)
27: TRAINING WHEELS (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
27: FOR FELLOW TYPOPHILES (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: JACK FROST NIPPING SOMEWHERE OTHER THAN YOUR NOSE (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: WHY WATCH THE SUPERBOWL TODAY (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: GROWING A VAGINA AND PASSING THE TURING TEST (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: DUSTY BOLT-ACTION RIFLE IN HAND (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: [ REDACTED ] (29 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: WHERE HAVE YOU GONE, JIMMY STEWART, OUR NATION TURNS ITS LONELY EYES TO YOU (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: THE SCI-FI MASTER WHO WAS REALLY A MISTRESS (20 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: COME AND SEE THE IMPERIALIST STOOGE! (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: NO KNOCK KNOCK JOKE (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: SNOWBLIND (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
16: LITTLE EARTHQUAKES (BUT NOT THE TORI AMOS KIND) (19 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: JEWS! IN! SPACE! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
16: GO IGGLES! (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: TOUGH ECONOMY (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: FOR YOUR INNER VAN GOGH (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: LYNX (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN FIRST (11 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: DAIN BRAMAGE (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: SO THESE TWO GLORIOUS MARTYRS WALK INTO A CHECKPOINT... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: SECOND FLOOR... CHILDRENS' WEAR, LADIES' LINGEREE, HUMAN SKULLS... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: CUT (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: CHUNGKING EXPRESS (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: THE MAN WITHOUT FEAR...OR ANGST (16 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: FIDDLING A-BOUT (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
13: ALL I WANNA DO IS ZOOM A ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM AND A-HATE JEWS! (JUST SHAKE YO' RUMP!) (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
13: DOWN SOU-OUTH AMERICAN WAY (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: GAS MASKS FOR MAN'S BEST FRIEND (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: POETIC JUSTICE (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: MMMM...$41 CHEESEBURGERS... (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: MAYOR MIKE'S FIRST YEAR (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: THE WAITING GAME (21 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: FRENCH FAMILY VALUES (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: GOD IS A HYGENIST (15 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: NOT YOUR FATHER'S SOCIALISM OF FOOLS (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: FOR THOSE OF YOU WITHOUT BASIC CABLE (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: BEST LOTR COMPARISON YET (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: OLD SOFTIE (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: I DON'T GET IT... (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: STICKY SIGN OF THE TIMES (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: VENTURE OF A BOOKMARK (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: KIDS SAY THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THINGS YOU'VE EVER FUCKING HEARD (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: THE GIFT OF GIVING (58 comments) (Asparagirl)
06: WE'RE GONNA TURN IT ON, WE'RE GONNA SHOW YOU THE POWER (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
05: FORGETTING THAT VIGGO'S A TWIT... (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
05: H. B. OH NO YOU DON'T, WHITEY! (10 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: HANNUKAH WINDOW-SHOPPING, ONE MONTH LATE (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: DOODLING DIDDLING (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: THE WILHELM (11 comments) (Asparagirl)

31: MORE CYBER SILLINESS (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
27: OH NO, NOT MORE INTERN HUMOR... (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
27: REQUIEM FOR A WEEK (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: SKI BUNNY (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: IMPULSE BUY (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: REMEMBER THE LONG-TERM (16 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: JUMPING ON THE BANDWAGON (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: MORE THAN WORDS (16 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: CUTTING OFF YOUR NOSERING TO SPITE YOUR FACE (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
19: BEMOAN THA PO'LICE IN ONE (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: STIFLING DISSENT (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: THIS IS A TEST. THIS IS ONLY A TEST. (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: I DON'T WANT TO GO IN THE CART... (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
16: THE MIDNIGHT HOUR (20 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: MOVE TO STRIKE THOSE GODDAMN ATTORNEYS IN THE NUTS (13 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND (16 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: RED AND BLUE, RED AND BLUE, PURPLE (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: NEXT WEEK SHOULD BE FUN (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: BALANCING ACT, PART II (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
05: TAXICAB CONFESSIONS (35 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE SYNDICATE IS CLEARLY NOT GOOD FOR THE READERS (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: BIOTERRORISM COMES TO IBM? (14 comments) (Asparagirl)

26: TURN ON YOUR TV AND/OR SET YOUR TIVO (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: FIRST IT WAS BEANIE BABIES, NOW IT'S WAR PROFITEERING (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: SOYBEANS + WHEAT + WATER = INSANITY (23 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM (22 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: CRASH OF THE TITANS (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: NAUGHTY CUSTARD (12 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
19: BALANCING ACT (46 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: SIGN OF THE TIMES, U.K. STYLE (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: BECAUSE HE'S NOTHING IF NOT THOROUGH (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: JUST ANOTHER DAY IN ISRAEL (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: MY ONLY “VICE” (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: SHOW SOME MASS, IMPERSONAL LOVE (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
09: ON LIFE, DEATH, JUDGEMENT, AND PUDGY SOUTHERNERS SINGING ON CABLE (12 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
05: LINKYDINK (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
05: BBC ONE! BBC TWO! BBC THREE! BBC FOUR! (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
05: CAPTAIN SCOTT BOINKS THE RADIO STAR (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: YOU CAN'T MASK STUPID (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: BRAGGING RIGHTS, LEFTS, AND ELBOWS (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: NOT WITHOUT MY OVARIES! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: FREE AT LAST, FREE AT LAST (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: AWFUL QUIET HERE (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

30: I'M SERVING MY COUNTRY TOMORROW (22 comments) (Asparagirl)
30: BRUSHING THE CANARY FEATHERS FROM THEIR TEETH (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
29: SNEAKY (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: BUSY LITTLE BEAVER (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: CLUTH FOR GOVERNOR! (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
27: "FOR THE TASTIEST LIPS NORTH OF THE HIPS" (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: SELF-HATRED AND THE WILL TO FIGHT BACK (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: WHO'LL PUT A BOMB ON SADDAM SADDAM SADDAM (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: THE GAY 90'S (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: BRUSH WITH FAME (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: PIZZA: THE PREFERRED FOOD OF INFIDELS EVERYWHERE (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: WHAT DREAMS MAY COME (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: YAY CITIZEN HEROES! (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: (DON'T) TAKE THE A TRAIN (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: THE NAME GAME (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: SAY WHAT? (12 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: NOT SINCE JOHN WILKES BOOTH (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: COMING U.N.-DONE (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: FROM THE SELF-PARODY DESK (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: YET WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT THE OLD MAN TO HAVE HAD SO MUCH BLOG IN HIM? (12 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: L7 (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: HURRAH FOR THE RED AND THE BLUE (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: LITTLE. GREEN. FEARLESS (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: TWO GUYS, A GIRL, A PIZZA PLACE, AND ONE DEAD ABE VIGODA (11 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: ALLEZ CUISINE! (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: NUKES ARE NOT PARTY FAVORS (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: ENUMERATION (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: RUMORS OF MY DEATH HAVE BEEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATED (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: SCROOGE MCDUCK, PLEASE CALL YOUR OFFICE (16 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: BOUGHT AND PAID FOR (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: BALI AND THE AUSSIE RESPONSE TO TERROR (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: ON A BLOG, NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: AXIS SALLY (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: GRENDEL WAS NOT A JEW (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: SPEAKING OF HALLOWEEN COSTUMES (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: A NEW YORK GIRL AFTER MY OWN HEART (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: NOT A RED-DIAPER BABY (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: CAN WE CALL IT "AMERICAN BABYLON"? PRETTY PLEASE? (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: HELP SAVE PALESTINIAN CHILDREN (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: THE "REAL" ENEMY IS BUSH...NO, WAIT, IT'S CARSON DALY (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: CZECH THAT AT THE DOOR (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: I DON'T TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: FROM THE MOUTHS OF IDIOTS (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: GOODBYE, ALICE (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: GIVE ME LIBERTY, AND A FUCKING STIPEND, TOO! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: BUT IF WE PUT THE FACTS IN, IT WOULDN'T BE CRUNCHY! (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
09: IN WHICH OUR HEROINE DESCRIBES "ABOPOI" (12 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: HEAR ROSSI ROAR (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: M.I.A. (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: JIFFY BOOB (10 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: HAS THE RIAA SUED THEM YET FOR LISTENING TO MUSIC WITHOUT PERMISSION? (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: WHO SAYS RIGHT-WINGERS CAN'T ROCK? (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: NO COSMOPOLITANS FOR THIS SEX AND THE CITY GAL (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: GREAT GOOGLY-MOOGLY (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: WILD BLUE YONDER (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: LE MOT DU JOUR (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: WHAT WOULD CINDERELLA DO? (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: ANDREWSULLIVAN.COM ON DEAD TREE (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: THE BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH, LITERALLY (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: STATELY WAYNE THEATRE (12 comments) (Asparagirl)
03: SLAUGHTER UNDER THE BRIDGE (23 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
03: BREAKING NEWS (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: BIRTH AND REBIRTH (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: ART IMITATES LIFE IMITATES ART (23 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: ANOTHER SHUFFLE OUT OF THE STONE AGE (1 comments) (Asparagirl)

30: BIRTHDAY MONEY + CD STORE = KIDS AT LOCKSMITH SCHOOL (13 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
28: THE ARAB NEWS GETTING BRAINWASHED BY BLOGS? (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: NOT REALLY ROSIE (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: A WHEATARD NO MORE? (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: WAY COOL BALLOON ANIMALS (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: MY OLD HOMETOWN (20 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: PLEASE, MAMA... NO MO' DOWD! (13 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
23: LEST WE FORGET (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY HOT, SWEATY HANDS!!! (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
19: THE MONEY SHOT (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: I KNOW, I'LL JUST STOP SLEEPING! (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: LILEKS DOES IT AGAIN (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: AND THAT'S NO WHOPPER (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: AVOCADOS AREN'T CALIFORNIA'S ONLY GREEN CROP (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: [LOW MOAN OF ANGUISH] (14 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: HACKING HAMAS (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: IN AN UNEXPECTED BIT OF GOOD NEWS (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: FRIGHTENED INTO SILENCE? (34 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: THAT TEXAN TROUBLEMAKER (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: IN A WORLD... (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: FUCKED-UP FONTOGRAPHY (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: YESTERDAY'S TRIBUTE (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: BETTER HALF INDEED (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: MOM CAUGHT ME WAXING OFF (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: BALLOT BOXING (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: ONCE WERE WORRIERS (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: BEIJING CALLING (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: LITTLE GIRL LOST (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: THE VODKAMAN SERVES UP A TONIC (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: THAT OLD-TIME RELIGION (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: BACK TO BROADWAY (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: *BUUURRRPPP* WOOOOO!!! (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: THANKS FOR THE MEMORIES... AND THE FRIED DOUGH! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: MELON CALL YA (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

30: THE JOYS OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY (17 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: FLIGHT ATTENDANTS, BEGIN PRE-BROOKE PROCEDURES: (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
23: RUSH, RUSH (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: BREAKING FORM (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: MY $30,000 RICKSHAW (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: REMEMBER THE LAST JEWISH BOY THAT LISTENED TO A TALKING DOG (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: THE MASKED OFFENDER (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: WATCH WHERE YOU POINT THAT THING! (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: JUST THROW A DART (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: OH, BROTHER... (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: THIS BLOG IS FULL OF SHIT (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: SIGNS AND PORTENTS (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: BON VOYAGE (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: DEAR SCOTT... (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: THERE'S NO BUSINESS LIKE THE OLDEST PROFESSION (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: THE NAME OF THE GAME (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: NOT-SO-POTTED PLANTS (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: AN OPEN LETTER TO BAD SCREENPLAYS (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
09: IF THEY DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE TO HYPOTHETICALLY HIT ON THEM, THEY SHOULDN'T RUN AROUND WEARING SPANDEX (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: LA BELLE CATHERINE (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: THE INBOX OVERFLOWETH (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: I'LL HAVE A GRANDE CAPPUCCINO WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND AN ILLICIT DATE (4 comments) (Asparagirl)

28: LONG LIVE EAVESDROPPING! (20 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: HEAR THAT *RIP* NOISE? (13 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: GET 'EM UP AGAINST THE WALL! (13 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
19: LITTLE, YELLOW, DEADLY (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: AGITA! AGITA! AGITA! (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: YET ANOTHER "NOT A HATE CRIME" ANTI-JEWISH CRIME (18 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: AHHH, MUCH BETTER (14 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: MORK, YOUR FIFTEEN MINUTES ARE UP (16 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: STANDING UP TO THE MULLAHS (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: FLAVO(U)RS OF THE WEEK (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: YER GOAT FER SAFE PASSAGE, WENCH! NOW, OFF ME BRIDGE! (46 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: FLYING CARPETS DESTROYED BY FLYING PLANES (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: DID THEY MISTAKE HIM FOR TOM RIPLEY? (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: WHY GET NEWSPRINT ALL OVER YOUR FINGERTIPS? (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: BUYING MY SAY (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: SOMEBODY WARN CHEECH AND CHONG (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: OMAHA?! (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: SALUTING THE SARGE (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: FULL UPRIGHT AND LOCKED POSITION (23 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: LINK LOVE, NOSTALGIA EDITION (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
09: SUCCUBI SURVIVORS ANONYMOUS (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: TEARS (OF LAUGHTER) FOR FEARS (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: FIRE IN THEIR HEARTS (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: HEATWAVE (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: NO BUSINESS LIKE SHOW BUSINESS (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: MARRY IN HASTE, REPENT IN LEISURE (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: BANNED (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKIN' WIRES (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: FRENCH IN ACTION (MAIS SANS M. CAPRETZ) (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
03: FROM THE SUBLIME TO THE RIDICULOUS (14 comments) (Asparagirl)

28: THE ACCOLADES KEEP ROLLING IN (20 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
28: I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
27: GOODBYE, OX. (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: SIGN OF THE TIMES (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: THE GIFT OF SLOTH (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: PRECIOUS FIRSTS (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: NOBODY PUTS BABY IN THE CORNER (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: SHE'S BRILLIANT, I TELLS YA (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: TRY TO REMEMBER THE KIND OF SEPTEMBER (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: MUSASHI-DO (28 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: BOOGIE SANDALS (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: HIDDEN MEANINGS (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: PRIZED INFIDELS (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: A DIRTY LITTLE MAN, AND HIS DIRTY LITTLE SHOW (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
23: WISE WORDS (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: SHAKE IT SHAKE IT (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: FROM THE MARTY MCFLY SCHOOL OF MORAL EQUIVALENCE (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: BRILLIANT, YET AGAIN (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: MOVIN' ON UP! MOOOOVIN ON UP! TO THAT DEEE-LUXE DOMAIN NAME IN THE SKYYY-YYY-YYYYY! (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: PREVIEW OF PRE-CRIME (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: ASPARAGIRL GETS DEPRESSED OVER THE MIDDLE EAST; FILM AND BITCHY COMMENTARY AT 11, 12, 1... (28 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: THE THING YOU GOTTA KNOW IS, NOT EVERYTHING IS SHOWBIZ... (20 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: IN THE FUTURE, EVERYONE WILL BE A CRIMINAL FOR 15 MINUTES (20 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: HOLD THE ROTTEN TOMATOES, PLEASE (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: HELLO TO MY BRITISH TAXI DRIVER READER! (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: I [HEART] SUMAN PALIT (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: THIS EXPLAINS A LOT (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: ACCEPTING THE UNACCEPTABLE (56 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: KEEP YOUR TROUSERS ON (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: DEAR SCOTT... (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: THE ONE-NAME SHAYNA MAYDELACH (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: SPEAKING OF GRAPHIC NOVELS (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: PUT IT IN WRITING (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: LOONEY TOONS (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: WARREN ELLIS DOES IT AGAIN (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: HAHAHAHAHAHA! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: AW, NUTS (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: UUUUUUUURRRRRGGHH (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THERE ARE PERKS IN OWNING A LUXURY CAR? (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
13: BLECH (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: I STILL CAN'T BURP THE ALPHABET, THOUGH (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: RETURN OF THE BLOGGER (21 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: AND NOW, EXHIBIT A (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: BOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRED! (29 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: SHE'S ALIVE! SHE'S ALIIIIIVE!!! (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: I CAN NEVER FIND MY SLAPPING GLOVE WHEN I NEED IT... (22 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
05: BRIDE OF LINK LOVE! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WIT THUH TEAMSTUH'S UNION? (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
03: UUUUGGGHHHH (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

27: DESPITE MY NOT BEING GAY... (11 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
27: SILENCE THE REBEL YELL! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
27: DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP... (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: WHAT HE SAID (56 comments) (Asparagirl)
22: I'VE GOT A BRIDGE IN BROOKLYN I'D LIKE TO SELL YOU (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
22: NEW FEATURE... REBORN! (13 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: DEATH, WHERE IS THY DVD? (40 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: NO (FINANCIAL) SECURITY (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: DON'T DO US NO FAVORS (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: SEKIMORI STRIKES AGAIN (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: GOOD THINGS (19 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: WHERE BLOGGERS LONG TO TREAD (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: YOU ARE A PART OF THE BLOGGER ALLIANCE AND A TRAITOR! (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
16: QUICK, ROBIN, TO THE GLOBALMOBILE! (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: THE (LACK OF) HORROR! THE (LACK OF) HORROR! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
16: WRONG DAY TO IGNORE THE BLOGS... (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
16: TIME IN A BOTTLE (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: A LONG TIME AGO, IN A DIGITAL EFFECTS LAB NEAR SAN QUENTIN... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: THE PERFECT GIFT (20 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: MIXED MESSAGES (74 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: LINUX AND PAGANS AND GUNS, OH MY! (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: FUN WITH BLOGGER ANAGRAMS (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: REVENGE OF THE ATTACK OF THE HORACE MANN ALUMNI (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: ONE THING I'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: IF YOU COULD GIVE ONE TO NELL CARTER... (12 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
13: IT'S ALL SKITTLES AND BEER (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: BETTER THAN A LOX BOYCOTT (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: SFSU TO JEWS: DROP DEAD (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: FLAVO(U)RS OF THE WEEK! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
13: NYUK NYUK NYUK (12 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: PIP PIP CHEERIO, WE'LL BE BACK SOON! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: FIXED, ADDED, AND OFF TO THE GARDEN (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: MORE BELATED PHOTOS (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: AND TO WALK UP THE AVENUE'S WHAT WE LIKE (17 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: KEEP WATCHING THE SKYYS! (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: MY OWN LITTLE IDF (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: CRYSTAL LIES (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
09: PEOPLE GET READY! (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
09: LINK LOVE, REDUX! (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
09: CAUSE IT TAKES A STRONG (WO)MAN, BABY, BUT I'M SHOWING YOU THE DOOR (68 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: CURSE YOU, SHINY YELLOW BALL! (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: SERVES US RIGHT FOR BEING "THE GOLDEN STATE" (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: MR. BUSH IS NOT TO BE OUTDONE BY HIS NSA (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: I AM NOT A NUMBER! (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: ALL IN THE FAMILY (26 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: OUR PARTY ON THE FRITZ (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: MOVE OVER, W., LEMME SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: OH, FUCK (25 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: CAPTAIN SCOTT'S ELECTRIC LOVE BUNKER VS. DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL AVER (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: SAVAGING CHRIS PATTEN, IN D MINOR (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: IT'S OFFICIAL: SCIENCE IS OUR MOTHER (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: NOW ALL I NEED ARE PANTS WITH THE BUTT CUT OUT (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: MOSQUITOES TOO BIG TO SWAT (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: SORRY, KIDS! (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
05: BEFORE THE PARADE PASSES BY (40 comments) (Asparagirl)
05: MAKE OUR GARDEN GROW (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
03: A YUMMY MITZVAH (18 comments) (Asparagirl)
03: THIS SUNDAY (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
03: THE LUXURY SUBJECT (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
03: DOES THE TIMES KNOW ABOUT THIS? (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
03: PROFILES IN FOOLISH BRAVERY (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
03: THEM'S FIGHTIN' WORDS (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
02: WHEREAS, HERETOFORTH, AND ALL THAT OTHER GOOD STUFF (23 comments) (Asparagirl)
02: MY NEAR-ALMA MATER (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: LINK LOVE (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: JUST SAY ANY CRAZY THING YOU LIKE (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE ONE (27 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: ED MURRAY (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: PLAYING WITH DOLLS (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: SALLY BOWLES IS ALIVE AND WELL AND LIVING IN PARIS (12 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: FLAVO(U)RS OF THE WEEK (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
01: ARISE, YE PRISONERS OF STARVATION (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: BIL-LY, DON'T BE A HE-RO! (12 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

30: TEN YEARS (AND THOUSANDS OF DVD PLAYERS) LATER (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
30: DIGITAL HUGGING (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
30: NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA NA-NA BATMAN! (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: BUSY (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: BLOGGED TO THE TEETH (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: DOBRI DYEN ROZHDENYA! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: I'VE BEEN SEDUCED BY ONE REPUBLICAN.... (15 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: 54 WAYS YOU CAN HELP ISRAEL (18 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: PEACE BY JOHNNIE COCHRAN (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: NAKED BAGELS (17 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: SAVE LILEKS! (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: MY FIRST THOUGHT (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: CHELSEA MOURNING (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: MEMRI, ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: THE FRENCH HAVE A WORD FOR IT (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: THE YOUNG AND THE CLUELESS (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: HUNTING OSAMA BY SCOOTER (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: THIS WEEK'S EXPERIMENT... (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: OOOH, BLACK! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: I WAS ALMOST AFRAID TO EVEN THINK THIS... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: IN REPONSE TO RISHAWN BIDDLE (14 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: I WILL FEED HIM HIS MUSTACHE! (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: VOTE FOR ME! (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: THE SKY IS FALLING! THE SKY IS FALLING! (23 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: NOTHING BUT THE BLOG IN ME (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: I'D LIKE TO THANK ALL THE LITTLE PEOPLE...OUT THERE...IN THE DARK... (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: SOME LEFT-WINGERS GET IT (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
23: BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS, WHATCHA GONNA DO? (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: FUNNY MAN (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: IS IT JUST ME? (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
23: CLOTHES MAKE THE MAN...AND DEFINE THE COUNTRY (24 comments) (Asparagirl)
22: KILL THE ROACHES! HIDE THE PORNOS! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: NNNNOO! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: SIXTEEN TONS... WHADDYA GET? (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: WELCOME, WASHINGTON POST READERS (26 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: WHEE! (18 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: STATECRAFT (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: SO THESE 30-SOME-ODD BLOGGERS WALK INTO A BAR (16 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: PART THREE (18 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: TRADE YA A BINGHAM FOR A BEAMER (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: MRROW! (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: PART TWO (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: A YOUSEFZADEH BY ANY OTHER NAME (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: AN ACCIDENT (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: HOW DO YOU SAY "OH SHIT" IN ITALIAN? (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: MIXING BUSINESS AND PLEASURE (18 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: UNION! (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: FOOTBALL OVER FREEDOM? (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: PART ONE (14 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: STOP THE PRESSES (17 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: OTHER SUNNY REPORTS (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: AHHHHH (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: UNTIL YOU BITE THEIR HEADS OFF (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT, BRIGHT SUNSHINEY DAY (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: TAKE A LOOK, IT'S IN A BOOK, THE READING RAINBOW (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
16: HEF IN A PITH HELMET (8 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
16: HE'S BAAAAAAAAAACK! (14 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: YOU'RE RIGHT... MR. BUCHANAN?!?! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: COME BACK! (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: SURVIVOR (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF ANGRY JEWISH SOCCER MOMS INVADE THE MALL IN DC; FILM AT 11 (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: BARELY A STEP UP FROM "ERIC BLAIR" (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: LESBIANISM: IT'S NOT JUST FOR TENNIS PLAYERS ANYMORE (19 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: SOMETHING NICE (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: DON'T MAKE US ANGRY; YOU WON'T LIKE US WHEN WE'RE ANGRY (30 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVE A BUTT, DARLING! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: AND THEN THERE WERE TWO (10 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: ELECTRIC LOVE BUNKER READERS' POLL, REDUX! (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: I WAS A TEENAGE TREKKIE (22 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: MARK YOUR CALENDARS III (14 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: IT'S ALREADY TOO LATE (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: SHE CAN RAID MY TOMB ANY DAY (15 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: OLDER, BUT NOT MUCH WISER (34 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: MASTER, FORGIVE ME! (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: I DON'T WANT YOUR FREEDOM, I DON'T NEED TO PLAY AROUND (23 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: CALL HIM BIBI, IF YOU DARE (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE! (11 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: CEASE YOUR INFERNAL PRATTLING, KNAVES! (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: HEY BABY, WHAT'S YOUR I.P.? (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: PASS THE DUTCHIE (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: WANNA COME PARTY? (17 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: LOOKS LIKE SAMMY'S NOT THE ONLY ONE GETTING STONED (12 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: MORE CAT PEOPLE (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: AWWW... (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
09: LIFE BEGINS AT 18, RIGHT? (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: AND ABOUT THAT WISHLIST (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: LIKE OSKAR SCHINDLER, ONLY WITHOUT THE "HERO" PART (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: WELL, I DO CUT THE SODA SIXPACK RINGS... (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: RIDIN' ALONG IN MY AUTOMOBILE... MY BUDDY BESIDE ME AT THE WWAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! (7 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: KNOW THY ENEMY (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: BIN GIOVANNI (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: IN WHICH OUR HEROINE SPENDS A SATURDAY AT WORK (14 comments) (Asparagirl)
06: !SREKCUF, SREKCUF, SREKCUF (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: APPLES AND BANANAS (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
06: IT'S NOT VALHALLA... (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
05: FROM MARTHA'S SHTETL (14 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
05: JERRY LEWIS, PLEASE CALL YOUR OFFICE (19 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: TRUTH? IN MEDIA?! (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: FUCKERS FUCKERS FUCKERS! (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: THE ISWAY-WEES HURT OUR WITTLE FEEWINGS... (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: HE WOBBLED! (22 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: A BARREL OF MONKEYS (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
03: PEH- PEJ... PAH... YOO, YUS... YUSEF... YUSEFZA... UH BOY... (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
03: SEE? I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE GETTING THE WILLIES (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
03: INSULATION? (14 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
03: THINGS I MISS BY STAYING HEALTHY (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
03: SEE, I'M NOT CRAZY... (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
03: J'ACCUSE (32 comments) (Asparagirl)
03: WHEN ISRAEL WAS IN EGYPT'S LAND (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
03: STEELY NERVE FROM THE STEEL CITY (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: DON'T WORRY, MATT (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
02: DOCTORS WITH GOD COMPLEXES (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
02: DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING BURNING? (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
02: I BLOG BETTER WHEN I'VE HAD A FEW! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: WE NEED TO TALK (21 comments) (Asparagirl)
02: THEY ALL LAUGHED AT CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS... (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
01: REPUBLICANS ARE TOUGH, HUH? (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
01: STUMBLING TO VICTORY (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
01: SHOO, BUG, SHOO! (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
01: BZZZZZ... STING! (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
01: THE LADIES WHO BRUNCH (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: SID AND NANCY WE AIN'T (16 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
01: WE'RE NOT YOUR AVERAGE (NOT YOUR AVERAGE) ORDINARY PEOPLE (7 comments) (Asparagirl)

31: LITE BRITE (14 comments) (Asparagirl)
31: PAMPERED PONY (10 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
30: ALL-AMERICAN ZIONIST (39 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: MARK YOUR CALENDARS II (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: LISTEN FOR YOURSELF (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: WHY DON'T THEY JUST HAVE ME ATTACK SESAME STREET? (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
29: JUST A THOUGHT... (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
29: HASKELL WEXLER, MEET THE CAMCORDER (19 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: MY GIRLFRIEND'S HITTING ME! (6 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
29: NOSTRA-DOOM-US (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
29: HIGH NOON (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: AND STILL MORE (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: MORE SOLIDARITY (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
29: SOLIDARITY (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: DAY'S ALMOST OVER (9 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
28: NOT QUITE READY FOR PRIMETIME? (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: I'M "ENJOYABLY QUIRKY" (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: OF MICE AND MEN (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
28: HIDDEN BEHIND THE CARTON OF BEN AND JERRY'S (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
27: (DON'T) EAT YOUR WHEATIES (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
27: BITCH BITCH (BRILLIANT!) BITCH (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
27: CREAAAAAAK GOES THE SERVER (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
27: FINE CANNED MEAT PRODUCTS (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
27: HONK HONK (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
27: THE BESPECTACLED NERD OF AMERICAN GREATNESS (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
27: ALL BETTER NOW (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
27: UH-OH, SCOTT'S NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE BIT (10 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: BITTER LIBERTARIANS (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: QORVIS, YOU DON'T HAVE TO WEAR THAT DRESS TO-NIGHT! (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: DON'T CONSERVATIVES LIKE CHICKS? (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: ELECTRIC LOVE BUNKER READERS' POLL (16 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: RICE-A-RONI (13 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: BUT I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL... (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: THAT LITTLE BASTARD... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: FLAVO(U)RS OF THE WEEK: (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: WHEN OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS... (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: ADVICE THAT'S BETTER THAN ANYTHING DEAR ABBY WOULD TELL YOU (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: OSCAR PICKS (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: A REVEALING PIC OF ME (AND MY CAT SAMMY) (12 comments) (Asparagirl)
23: TO QORVIS: (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
22: ERIC ALTERMAN (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
22: GACK... (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: HAVE YOU HUGGED A BLOGGER TODAY? (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
22: CHENEY GETS TOUGH (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
22: FORGET "ROCKS FOR JOCKS", HOW ABOUT "BASIC SCIENCE FOR POLITICAL 'SCIENTISTS'" (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
21: CRIMINAL NEGLIGENCE (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: MICHAEL MOORE IS A BIG, FAT IDIOT (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: STOP THE PRESSES (5 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: ALL WORK AND NO FEAR MAKES THE U. S. SOMETHING SOMETHING (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: WHERE'S THE EUROPEAN EQUIVALENT OF G.I. JOE? (6 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: AHM THE GREATEST! AH TOOK ON THE WORLD! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
19: OH YEAH? WELL WHAT IF I PHOTOCOPY MY BUTT, HUH? HUH? (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
18: OH, MAN (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: WHEN MR. GANZ WOKE UP ONE MORNING FROM UNSETTLING DREAMS, HE FOUND HIMSELF CHANGED IN HIS BED INTO A MONSTROUS VEGETABLE (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: WHO'S REALLY IN DANGER (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
15: DOUBLE PLUS UNGOOD (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
15: BLEEP THE FAITH (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: FLY, ELMO, FLY! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: UHMM.... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: WE LOVE YOU, BLOGGER... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: IF WE TRUSTED THE RUSSIANS… (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: PERMA-LINKS AHOY! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
13: GIVE WAR A CHANCE (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
13: PEOPLE!!! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
13: WELCOME BACK, BLOGGER (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
13: HE'S NUTTY... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: LABEL ME THUSLY (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: GRRR... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: UH BOY... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: THE ONLY TRAFFIC THAT MAKES ME HAPPY (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: DER SCHNOZ (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: THAT'S GRATITUDE! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: ALL THE CHARISMA POINTS ON EARTH WON'T SAVE YOU! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: SHINE ON (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: SO THIS GETS PEOPLE'S ATTENTION (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: THE LIST... IS DEATH! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: WELL, THAT'S JUST FAAAAAAABULOUS (4 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: REMEMBER, FOLKS (7 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: UPDATE... (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: REVENGE OR OVER-COMPENSATION? (8 comments) (Asparagirl)
11: HEAR, HEAR! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
11: AS LONG AS WE'RE IN THE SCI-FI BUSINESS... (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
10: THIS EVENING'S TELEVISED SPECIAL (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: OIL CAN! (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: GRAB YOUR PITH HELMET (5 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: SO I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
08: HELLO FARBER FAMILY! (4 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: MY UN-PC FAVORITE OF THE DAY (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: DIVERSE IN MY LONELINESS (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: MORE FLAVO(U)RS OF THE WEEK (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: OH, EW! (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: CHOOSY GODS CHOOSE JEWS (1 comments) (Asparagirl)
07: THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD AT THIS (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: WELL, LIKE, DUH (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
06: LATE NIGHT HATE (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: THE HOLLYWOOD LIBERAL AND HIS HARD HAT (3 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
06: THE DAY AFTER THE END OF THE WORLD (9 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: BEST QUOTABLE EVER! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: OOOO THAT SHAKESPEHERIAN BLOG (11 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: MORE TO COME... (2 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: FLAVO(U)RS OF THE WEEK (1 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: MY BRUSH WITH GREATNESS (3 comments) (Asparagirl)
04: GET OUT YOUR CHECKBOOKS (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
03: BROTHER, CAN YOU SPARE A SHEKEL (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: WHEEL! OF! DEITIES! (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: STOP ME BEFORE I KILL AGAIN! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
01: AND SPEAKING OF POLITICOS' IMAGINED SEX LIVES (EW, WHAT A SUBJECT LINE) (2 comments) (Asparagirl)
01: IT'S NOT JUST A JOB, IT'S AN IMAGINED CLANDESTINE SEX LIFE (2 comments) (Asparagirl)

27: GALLUPING BEDOUINS (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
26: BEECHWOOD4-5789, 867-5309, <A HREF="HTTP://WWW.1800MATTRESS.COM/DEFAULT.ASP" TARG (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
26: OHMAGAWD (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
25: YES, MR. SINATRA (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: WOO HOO! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: THE GARLICKY VOICE OF FREEDOM (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: JEFFERSON IBN-DAVIS (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: THE REVOLUTION WILL BE TELEVISED (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
24: A LINGUISTIC NOTE... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: SOOKA, SOOKA, SOOKA! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: GOOD THING NO ONE EVER MADE AN AUDIO TAPE OF THE ARGUMENTS AT MY HOUSE WHEN I WAS GROWING UP (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
20: OKAY, SO BATMAN, CONAN, RAMBO, THE TERMINATOR, AND XENA WALK INTO A WHITE HOUSE BRIEFING ROOM (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
19: PET BUNNIES (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
18: HOLEEEEE SHIIIIIIT (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
17: NO CURE IN SIGHT (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: HEE HEE (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
17: BANG FOR MY BUCK (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
14: MORE LIME SORBET (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: AUDEN WOULD APPROVE (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
14: THE HOLIDAY (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
13: COME FLY THE FRIENDLY SKIES (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: I SHOP AT AMAZON.COM (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
13: GIRL, YOU'LL BE A DRIED UP OLD TART SOON (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: A BIT OF LIME SORBET (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: MAKES MY JOB EASIER (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: I SHOULD HAVE AIRED THIS BEFORE LAST NIGHT (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
12: SCHMUCK WATCH (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
12: NOTHING SAYS KARMA WHORE LIKE A GEEK GIRL POSTING ON SLASHDOT (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
10: AYE, ME CABESA! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
08: THE FRENCH FIGHT BACK! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: ADDENDUM TO PREVIOUS POST (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: C'EST LA GUERRE (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
07: DOCTOR SUAREZ UPDATE (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: I'VE GOT MACCHIO-SIS! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: DOCTOR SUAREZ UPDATE (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: HEE HAW (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
04: MR. GANZ IS NOT A POP PSYCHOLOGIST (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
02: IN THE BEGINNING (0 comments) (Asparagirl)
02: SCHNEIDER! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

28: BROOKE HATES HEARING ABOUT THIS... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
28: LETTERS! (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: NOBODY LIKES ME (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
25: RICK ASTLEY (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
24: IT'S OFFICIAL... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
22: THIS BIRD HAS FLOWN (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: A MESSAGE FROM DOCTOR SUAREZ (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
21: OUR MISSION, SHOULD WE CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT... (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: MY FIRST OF MANY HI-LARIOUS LINKS (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: VIRGIN BLOG (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: DON'T EXPECT TO BE ENTERTAINED (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)
20: THIS IS A TEST. (0 comments) (Doctor Suarez)

11: THIS IS A TEST. (1 comments) (Asparagirl)