Friday, August 27, 2004

Legal smackdown

Attorneys for Dreamworks sent a cease-and-desist order to Swedish pirates of Shrek 2, citing the DMCA--which, sadly for them, is a United States law. The resulting response is the funniest thing I've ever read.

As you may or may not be aware, Sweden is not a state in the United States of America. Sweden is a country in northern Europe.
Unless you figured it out by now, US law does not apply here.
For your information, no Swedish law is being violated.

Please be assured that any further contact with us, regardless of medium, will result in
a) a suit being filed for harassment
b) a formal complaint lodged with the bar of your legal counsel, for
sending frivolous legal threats.

It is the opinion of us and our lawyers that you are fucking morons, and that you should please go sodomize yourself with retractable batons.


(Via BoingBoing.)

Thursday, August 26, 2004

Nietzsche on meaning

It occurs to me that when Nietzsche (or existential writers generally) speak of there being no meaning to life, there's a bit of a communication gap there. Specifically, everyone has some intuitive definition of the word "meaning" as it applies to life, and not all of these definitions are mutually compatible. Therefore, to understand what Nietzsche has to say about life's meaning, it needs to be made explicit what he's talking about.

According to Nietzsche, it's a symptom of the decadence of civilization that "Life has no meaning" is interpreted to mean "Life has no value". And yet if accepting the proposition "Life has no value" leads one to despair, one does not truly believe it: one still values the notion that there is, or ought to be, some sort of meaning or value imposed from above so that life can be worth living. But what is meaning? That has yet to be answered.

I suspect that an appropriate metaphor is "There is no story."

Sam asks Frodo in one of the LOTR books (I'm too lazy to look up which) what kind of story they're in. When you think about it, that might be what people look for in a meaning: some kind of unified narrative that gives answers to where they fit into the grand scheme of things. That's what all the major faiths offer, at any rate. Judaism has a deity acting in history for the benefit of his people; Christianity has creation working toward eventual redemption; Hinduism has existence working backward toward a state of perfect nothingness; Buddhism (at least some flavors) paints the universe as working toward enlightenment for all beings. Now, realistically, we all have dozens of stories running concurrently in our minds, at least one per significant relationship; but consider "ultimate stories" for a moment, stories that purport to say something about the meaning of life.

Nietzsche's claim might be couched in this way: there is no story, no divine metaphysical overarching narrative, that can adequately empower existence and give it value. Those stories that try ultimately devalue and debase themselves and those who lean on them for strength.

Without defending this thesis, let's explore what it implies. A story is a human-crafted ways of making life simpler, of organizing it into a manageable conceptual and emotional framework; as a result, however well it lets us live our lives, it will not be entirely true to reality. This would not be an issue were it not for reality's rude habit of not caring what we would like it to be, and dashing our expectations of life and happiness and justice.

Nietzsche's observation carries no moral weight--there is no ought, no should. He doesn't say we should discard stories, or try to get others to abandon their stories, or create new stories. It's pure description: if we rely on a story to give meaning to our life, whether someone else's or our own, then we will be disappointed. (And much more besides that I am either too tired or too lazy to discuss.)

Here I break from Nietzsche's thoughts and begin my own ramblings. What Nietzsche argues applies to stories on a cosmic level, I suspect also applies to the lives of individual people.

I've blogged on this topic before, hitting around the edges but not really expressing what I wanted to say. Here's a more direct formulation. When I write for characters, I invariably come up with this thing called a "back story" that gives their history and motivations and whatnot. Now, the idea that I, or anyone else, has a back story--a single complete, coherent narrative that completely describes the being-that-is-me as I am now--is patently absurd. Yet I impose such a thing on my creations, as if to ensure that they will be less real than I am. I have to, otherwise the stories would never be written (not that they are anyway, but the point still stands). It's a simplification for the sake of craft. And I do the same thing in real life when I meet new people--suddenly I'm nothing more than this thing called a grad student who grew up in a certain place and went to this thing called college and...blah blah. It has to be done; we'd never accomplish anything if we didn't fudge the details of ourselves like that. It's a simplification for the sake of life.

One aspect of being a real human is that no story can completely describe us. That doesn't stop people from trying, and even aggressively trying to convert others to their own story; but then comes disaster, what some call a crisis of faith, but what really happens is that for one brief moment, those people recognize an oversimplification for what it is. Stories simplify and make things easier, but they're not omnipotent, or omniscient. They can be altered or discarded, and sometimes they have to be.

This is not discouraging, but neither is it necessarily empowering. While it is true that we can replace the stories we've been given with stories of our own creation, those stories are liable to fail in the same ways and for the same reasons our old stories failed--through lack of correspondence to an unforgiving reality, lack of support from our will, opposition from entrenched habits, a progressive loss of relevance, etc. Ultimately, no story is adequate to define us, even those stories we create ourselves. Original stories do tend to have a longer shelf life, but they don't last forever.

Mind of the beholder

Freethought Forums has an interesting article on perceptual bias, complete with video and sound files.

People aren't blank slates. The sensory input that enters our head undergoes a lot of precognitive processing and massaging before it's brought to our attention. This is precisely why I'm skeptical of such phenomena as ghosts: our brains are biased toward finding anthropomorphisms like faces and conscious intentions even when they're not really present.

This is a subject V.S. Ramachandran deals with in Phantoms in the Brain, though he also deals with other subjects like phantom limbs and the "God part of the brain", the spot in the left temporal lobe that triggers intense religious experiences when electrically stimulated.

Wednesday, August 25, 2004

God is not a Republican

...or a Democrat.

This is precisely the sort of thing I hope to see much more of in the coming years: American Christians standing up and declaring that the televangelists and right-wing nutcases don't speak for all of Christendom. Here are some excerpts from the front page; their words are in italics, my commentary in plaintext.

We believe that claims of divine appointment for the President, uncritical affirmation of his policies, and assertions that all Christians must vote for his re-election constitute bad theology and dangerous religion.

It amazes me that the very principle that led us to revolt two hundred and twenty odd years ago--the divine right of kings--is now being appropriated by the leader of our nation. (That's what we cynics call "rhetoric". I know perfectly well that our real reasons for revolt had more to do with taxation and very little to do with the delusions of King George.) It also ignores centuries of church history. The Western church controlled the state, and guess what? It screwed it up. The Eastern state controlled the church, and guess what? It screwed it up. Separation of church and state didn't arise because of conspiracy-loving God-hating baby-eating liberals; it came about so we wouldn't slaughter ourselves senseless from now until eternity.

We believe that sincere Christians and other people of faith can choose to vote for President Bush or Senator Kerry - for reasons deeply rooted in their faith.

A stab against right-wing spokessheep like Falwell and Robertson, whom they quote as saying that good Christians will vote only for Bush.

We believe all candidates should be examined by measuring their policies against the complete range of Christian ethics and values.

Now, this might be something I think should not happen, but the key point they're getting across here is that there's not a single unified Christian viewpoint on politics or public policy. Can we say 'dialogue'?

We will measure the candidates by whether they enhance human life, human dignity, and human rights; whether they strengthen family life and protect children; whether they promote racial reconciliation and support gender equality; whether they serve peace and social justice; and whether they advance the common good rather than only individual, national, and special interests.

This is a good emphasis to make, especially in today's political situation. The party that claims a monopoly on family values has championed a tax cut and economic policies that forces many middle class two-parent families to be two-income families just to make ends meet--that means less time with the kids.

We also admonish both parties and candidates to avoid the exploitation of religion or our congregations for partisan political purposes.

Hear, hear! I'm sick to death of Bush's faith-based mumblings, especially when his own spirituality is so desperately shallow; I'm tired of Kerry pandering to religious voters; and I think Howard Dean's worst mistake was to suddenly begin using religious rhetoric (badly and insincerely) when polls showed that he didn't have a substantial following in faith-based communities. It was a shame; I liked Dean.

I would also admonish congregations and religious leaders--not the Sojourners or their political allies, but right-wing conservatives like Falwell and Robertson--not to exploit parties and candidates and partisan politics for the sake of spreading their religion of fear and greed and lust for power.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

This song is owned by you and me.

The news just came in from Wired: JibJab's parody of This Land is Your Land is here to stay. Ludlow Music, which claimed that it held the copyright to This Land is Your Land, actually filed for copyright renewal eleven years too late. The song has been in the public domain since 1973.

Ha!

Move over, Manos

We here at Council of Bishounen studios are pleased to present you with another film to add to your do-not-watch list. Unlike multi-million dollar blockbuster flops whose scripts were written by monkeys under the influence of psychotropic drugs, this film is a low-budget work by a group of random people (hopefully not trained professionals). How bad could it be? You'll regret asking that.

Feast your eyes upon Vampire Lesbian Kickboxers, the movie.

Although the trailers are well done given the obvious budgetary constraints, the dialogue speaks for itself.

"She's not human. Let's just say that she's...superhuman."

"If you want to learn, if you want to grow strong, you will make the effort regardless of the barriers in your way!"

And let us not forget this gem from the front page:

"When the moon turns to blood, young virgins take heed...
for the vampyres of Lesbo, upon their souls they will feed."

Some aspiring poets become intimate with meter. Others are acquainted just long enough to bludgeon it senseless and leave it bleeding on the carpet.

Although I heartily endorse the idea of independent filmmaking, in this case I must stress the official position of the OPR and all its subsidiaries: no amount of fanservice is worth this.