Downtown Freaks
Heidi’s recent post about the plague of abandoned pants here in river city got me to thinking about my days working Downtown and some of the freaks that were fixtures, especially since my bus stop at 12th and Main seemed to be freak central. Burb dwellers and Easterners, bring it!
ABCDE ABODE - Some sort of branding freak got a hold of a stencil and painted it all over Downtown, as well as on his own line of T-shirts. A couple of tags are under Bartle Hall near Broadway and I-70. A Bible verse is of course included (Can I have an Amen?) but it escapes me right now.
Flag bearer - This guy carries a big flag with Jesus on it, and runs around the streets in a shiny track uniform. He even pops into the food courts at City Center Square and Town Pavillion for a quick lap.
Preacher man - A little bit of Times Square in KC, this guy lugs his PA system to 12th and Main and sermonizes for all the passers by.
Toynbee - Even here in the flyover states we got game with the latest bizarro phenom, mystery tiles placed in streets around North and South America.