Home About FOIL Solutions Media Products Contact Us
 
About F.O.I.L.

Welcome to FOIL — the Foreign Oil Independence League:

The catalyst for integrity and creativity in support of three major USA-friendly initiatives: 1) we refuse to avoid alienating the timid or the guilty organizations who want everybody to avoid the specifics on how and why America is in the awful energy bind and hostage to foreign oil, 2) the promotion of American alternative fuel sources, and 3) independence from foreign oil.

FOIL IN THE NEWS


View the latest coverage.

IT TOOK GUTS


FOIL IS FIRST AND ONLY ORGANIZATION IN AMERICA TO ERECT the biggest anti-terrorism billboard in history that begins the process to make the connection, between terrorism, foreign oil and politics. At Summit, SD the highest point between the Mississippi and Missouri Rivers, a group of patriotic South Dakota veterans made it official at 10:00 am Thursday, Sept. 26, 2002 in front of the first huge billboard that encourages Americans nationwide to "Bankrupt Terrorists" by replacing foreign oil imports with domestic fuels.

More billboards in every nook and cranny of America are needed to inform average American that the pipeline politics of government reliance on imported oil is a danger to our economy and our national security.

We can't depend on politicians, big oil, gas, electric utility companies to put up the billboard to help bring about recognition everywhere that America needs to help when it comes to fuels and energy. In the noble tradition of the free enterprise system, now for the first time citizens can exercise their right to battle the terrorists and bullies of the pump island with great marketing feats and political activism. Buy into the billboard revolution, Revolutions are fine. They show a willingness of the people to act, to make a difference. Billboards can be used as a social statement to spread ideas, promote causes, urge conservation of resources, sway public opinion and unite people, as a rallying cry is back. This time to boost awareness of the real reasons for terrorists.

 

HELP SAVE AMERICA TODAY!

Imagine what could happen if millions of these inquiries landed on the desk of every
single congressperson in Washington.

Making them answerable, accountable and responsive to the people they serve.

Non-answers about high gas prices are no longer acceptable. This "Inquiry" will give you much-needed muscle to find out what the people you voted for really represent. Not to mention, drive Big Oil interests bonkers at the same time.

For a measly $2.87 contribution, we'll fax your congressperson a tough inquiry - without your name on it - and get you answers to some of your nagging questions. Click here to see a copy of the inquiry questions you want answered.

If we receive an answer, we'll forward it to you. Congresspersons will never know it was you that sent it. If we don't get a response within 30 days, we'll let you know that, too. So, release that fire and brimstone. Don't worry about spilling merlot on your ascot. Or a beer on your new T-shirt.

We'll be the bad guys who put politician's feet to the fire and demand answers to questions they've been avoiding for years that has you paying high gas prices. To date, FOIL has been a solitary, but powerful voice. With billboards, posters, bumper stickers, decals, newspaper ads and Internet stories, it has brought to the public's attention many times America's need to cut the pipeline to foreign oil.

But what has happened? Washington politicians, automobile manufacturers, oil companies and energy-based nonprofit organizations are reluctant to market or support alternative energy with the same competitive ferocity they display to market cars, Hummers and SUVs?

The Constitution of The United States made it simple some 226 years ago for people for the people to rule themselves.

1. Make sure your Congresspersons are protecting you and your family. If they are in the pockets of big business. You can dump them.
2. Watch even the good ones like a hawk. Don't leave it up to others to watch them.
3. To ignore the Congress is to ignore your own interests and future.

Over they years by becoming "politically correct" too many average Americans lost interest in who's really running America. Political correctness may help you succeed in cocktail and country club circles. But that's it. But in the real world, political correctness is simply an impotent response to a planet gone mad.

It's not politically correct to question big oil companies, car manufacturers and do-nothing politicians that are content with the status quo when it comes to our energy policies. Just the opposite. Patriotic Americans with brains and opinions need to do otherwise and protest. Replace "politically correct" with being "patriotically correct."

It may be this simple, in America today, people have gotten used to being disappointed. They look at inept politicians, the screwing by special interest groups and just wring their hands. They look at self-serving government and wish it were different. They pay high premiums for a health care system more intent on making people sick than healthy and they lament an educational system that churns out graduates who are barely able to read and write.

And they still pump $2-plus-a-gallon gasoline into their cars, oblivious to the men and women dying on the deserts of Iraq in a blood-for-oil conflict that's barely raised an eyebrow among anesthetized American citizens. So what has political correctness gained for our nation? Apathy, impotence and a sense of bitter frustration.

Take heart. FOIL - the Foreign Oil Independence League - is here to relieve this heartlessness with a major dose of hard reality. FOIL is politically INCORRECT -- so you don't have to be. If you want to fight back against the long-legged beasties who have a foot on the neck of the average taxpayer, then join the FOIL ranks. Your message will get out - and your anonymity will be safe.

People are so beaten up these days that they haven't got a clue as to what they can do to fight back. They're afraid they will do something obviously stupid and embarrassing - and everyone will scorn them at the tennis club, the health food store or at PTA meetings. FOIL is stoking the fire of political incorrectness - so you won't have soil yourself in the pit of realityspeak.

FOIL is looking to partner with civic-minded Americans to push for a voice in getting greater use of the alternative energies that will snap America's dependence on foreign oil. America needs gutsy provocative people to get the word out and the job done. And if that job requires rankling the politically correct, then FOIL is there to make sure you are heard.

If there was ever a time for the average person to step forward — it's now.

Proceeds from fax processing fund FOIL's billboard and poster campaigns

What better way to influence politicans and encourage citizen interest.


Proceeds from the sales of F.O.I.L. products fund public awareness campaigns such as these.


To date, the above represents two of thirty-two campaigns in inventory.

Keep reading

98.2% of U.S. motorists are OK with higher gas prices.

Thus, statistics indicate that FOIL's new how-to book will be a boon to motorists sympathetic to Big Oil and a huge best-seller.Throughout history, many breakthrough books have been banned for being obscene.

The founders of F.O.I.L. — the Foreign Oil Independence League — have come up with the most obscene book of all.

The 130-page tome is called "How to Help Big Oil Companies Make Obscene Profits." And it's probably one of the easiest how-to books you'll ever read.

Because all it asks you to do is one thing — nothing.
That's right, — do-nothing. A simple two-word dictum on page 1 through 154 with a footnote on alternate pages — "That's exactly what big oil companies want you to do" — and "That–s exactly what politicians want you to do."

Don't do anything to shake up the Big Oil cartel. Don't make a fuss to politicians who owe their bread and butter to the petroleum purchasers. Don't even think about the possibility that the USA, you and your family would be better off, safer and more secure if you pumped more ethanol into your car instead of gasoline. There is a suggestion in the book to visit joinfoil.org where you can learn how to fight back and not to just live your life in a pricey energy vacuum, oblivious to things like skyrocketing oil prices and terrorist threats.

The only way all Americans can help replace foreign oil with homegrown energy is to put the heat on the politicians playing pipeline politics with our kids lives and America's future.

So watch for the FOIL book-signing tour when it comes to your town. Stan Cotton, the outrageous ad guy who created the organization bent on breaking the USA free from its oil addiction, will gladly sign the outrageous book. And if you're really, really proud to be apathetic, let everyone know about it. FOIL also has Osama bin Laden t-shirts that will put the world's most famous terrorists on your chest. And while you're at it, buy a bin Laden t-shirt for your favorite politician, your buddy in Big Oil or some corporate fat cat who wouldn't dare talk about alternative energy sources and doesn't want you to go there either.

Buy the set — the book and the t-shirt and FOIL will throw in a free white flag decal. Cry out to the world that you've given up. Don't let the forces of Big Oil, impotent government and greedy corporations wash over you without a fight.

The cost is miniscule. Just your freedom. The proceeds from the book help to pay for billboards as seen below.

Home :: About FOIL :: Solutions :: Media :: Products :: Contact Us :: Warning


© 2003 joinfoil.org LLC - Reproduction or transmission in whole or part, in any form
or medium, via any means, electronic or mechanical, without the prior written permission of Joinfoil.org, LLC is expressly prohibited.
This Web site contains materials that are protected by the copyright laws of the United States and international treaties.
Some material is used under license, or by permission. For more information, please contact stan@joinfoil.org.
Privacy Policy | Terms of Use | Site Development: Atlantis 57 Studios


Click here if you're a billionaire. Start your collection! See FOIL's Ethanol branding strategy