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Aw, damn. [09 Aug 2004|06:13pm]
Do I REALLY have to get that physical exam thing? It's so dumb, though. I'm not gonna be doing any strenuous sports, and I'm sure that I haven't suddenly gotten some sort of crippling disease since freshman year....







Hmph.

In other news, finished season 1 of The Office.
again:
stfu.
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Dude. [08 Aug 2004|06:16pm]
OK, so I was reading the Emmy magazine at the conference today, and there was an article about The Office winning Golden Globes right, and [info]racoon16 and I got into a bit of an argument.

See, I don't understand why it's alright for [info]racoon16 to think Elijah Wood has really pretty eyes (beware, gigantic wallpaper), and it's freakish and weird for me to think Ricky Gervais has really nice hair.

...stop looking at me like that! It's not like I think he's hot or anything, I just really like his hair.

stfu.

...


In other words, done with the conference. It was...fun, actually. I learned quite a bit. I'm really glad I went.

NOOOO!!!! CHRIS DIDN'T WIN THE AUCTION!!! DAMN YOU, FATE, DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!


...nevermind.

I actually half made acquaintances with someone vaguely near my own age today: some dude named Tyler.

However, Not!Jake Gyllenhaal was NOT cute, and NOT nice. Don't even try to convince me, [info]racoon16.

Nothing else important is happening today at least. Attempting to catch up in the sea that is my friendslist, and call all the people who've called me, etc., etc., etc.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH [07 Aug 2004|05:26pm]
MY HOST PERSON LIKES PHIL COLLINS!!!


I don't know why I find this unbearably hilarious, but I do.

We-ll...I did like that one song, "Strangers Like Me"...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PHIL COLLINS.

Ok, I'm done.
Message from Yoko:
Japan=hot. Wear short clothes. But not TOO short as it's bad..


Yay, home early.
Yay, talked to Donald Maas and he was really nice.
Yay...my stupid non-dried pants are dry now. Although boo, it's not like I need to wear them now.
Yay, not being at Embassy Suites till friggin' 11.
Yay, brownie.
Boo, feeling sick.


Well, I guess I know what I'm buing Megan in Japan... :-/
Comment, biotches. Whaddaya want?
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Wow. [06 Aug 2004|08:20pm]
[ mood | tired ]
[ music | crazy! hey, but that's how it go-o-o-oes ]

Day in bullets:
*Today was a very, very, very, very, very long day. Pretty cool, but VERY LONG DAY.
*my officialness iz pastede on yey
*I am tired.
*I helped this guy get into the reception so he could get some drinks. He looked SO DAMN FAMILIAR it was scary. Like, I knew someone who looked exactly like him, but I didn't know who. shivers
Everyone was fangirling over him, so I joined in out of boredom.
*The dude at one of the seminars quoted Blackadder. It was awesome.
*I got to call Legolas a bastard at said seminar. But I suppose he could also be a soulful man (ugh).
*This makes me happier than you could ever believe. They're just so Swedish.
*I'm leaving for Japan in less than three weeks. Daaaaaaaang. I better buy those bloody track pants, and the skirt, and THE SOAP FOR WASHING MY CLOTHES. UGH. And review plain form and stuff, I guess.
*I...don't wanna think of what to wear tomorrow. Ugh again.
*I have to study SAT stuff.
*"Listen to this one about getting an agent. It's called 'Why Does Nobody Want Me?' Aww...I feel so bad. I want you! Just, er, not like that."

edit
OMG. MEGAN. I WAS TALKING WITH A CRAZY CONSPIRACIST, THAT'S WHY I COULDN'T TALK TO YOU.
SOOOOREEEEEEE. See message below.

.......

OK, so somehow I started talking politics with this woman who wanted to talk with my aunt, right, and suddenly in the middle of talking about the EPA she's like:
"I was looking outside at my trees, who are my friends—you know, we communicate with oxygen and carbon dioxide—and they are dying from this heat..."

and then I was like "O....
M.....

G."

Y'know, that kinda figures, actually.

Also, swapped lots of conspiracy theories. Choice ones:
-George Bush changed the minimum wage to 20 cents/an hour because globalists want every country to be equal
-Bush wants to TERRORIZE THE US just like the TERRORISTS want to TERRORIZE US
-Karl Rove is Satan


...OK, I made that last one up.



Or did I????

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [05 Aug 2004|08:24am]
[ mood | alternately amused/disturbed ]
[ music | news ]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

thinks of something


sobers


The fanfic...oh, God, the fanfic...


oh, hey, Miranda Richardson. She's great. But I don't see her as Rita Skeeter...she's too posh, I suppose(Richardson, not Skeeter). Skeeter is very sorta National Enquirer, y'know.

But the fanfic...if you thought there was bad stuff before, come November 2005 it will be mind-bogglingly crappier...

I can see it now—Voldemort is turned from the error of his ways through the healing power of Love/Lust/Cheese/Whatever...

It's gonna be ugly.

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Dear Christopher Paolini [04 Aug 2004|05:03pm]
[ mood | eye-rolly ]
[ music | some scary Jacko VH1 movie commercial ]

Hey. I mean this in the best way possible:

Be better.

You can be better, I know it. The only thing stopping you is your desire to be Tolkien write Dragonriders of Pern fanfic write an 'pure, dyed-in-the-wool hero story'. (direct quote.)

I admire the scope and breadth of your ideas, and I can tell you are capable of something much, much more, as cliche as it may seem.

In conclusion:

BE BETTER.

Thanks,

me.

edit: 5:38 PM
I've just had the best idea in the world OK: Paolini and G.P. Taylor write a book together.

SERIOUSLY.

Taylor thinks up the plot and stuff, Paolini writes.

Jeenuys.

Oh, and WTF? How in the hell did I get one of those caller notification things that puts your internet on hold...ON THE LAPTOP??

Speaking of, does anyone know a good program to get rid of spyware for Macs? Much appreciated.

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pwn3d. [04 Aug 2004|09:47am]
After six months—yes, since February—I finished the first play in this.

Actually, I think my strongest memory of that play is sitting on the MUN bus reading it, and Sam W. coming up to me, looking at the cover, and laughing hysterically at the thought of me reading it.

I have to make a pitch and finish my synopsis.

This sucks.
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*cackles insanely* [03 Aug 2004|09:20am]
YES




YES YES YES

So I just found a comment from exactly one month ago, and guess what it had??

THIS!

MEGAAAAAN! CLICK EEET!!
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o.m.g. [02 Aug 2004|02:29pm]
[ mood | pleasantly surprised ]
[ music | YEY RORY BREMNER ]

WHOSE LINE IS ON COMEDY CENTRAL RIGHT NOW. And it's the old version, the classic British version with random English comedians like Steve Frost, Rory Bremner and Tony Slattery.

OMG.

I thought Comedy Central was just being stoopid and stopped showing it last year!!

Dammit, let me have my moment of stupidity.

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Is the word... [02 Aug 2004|10:40am]
intriguing? Interesting?

I'm, let's say 'interested' to see that, according to Katie, my concertgoing experience was not quite de rigeur.

shrug
I'm going to read math stuff for the SAT.

Fin.
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Baby's first concert [01 Aug 2004|11:01am]
[ mood | tired but happy ]
[ music | Kids Next Door ]

was freaking awesome!!!

OK. First off, I waited for Katie for, like, a half hour. S'OK though. ;-). The first band was Reigning Sound, and they were okay, but a little feedback-y. Their drummer was referred to as Kevin Bacon because of his looks, until I got a chance to yell out at the end of their set, "What's your drummer's name?" and the lead singer responded "(somethingsomething)Lance".

GO LANCE! WOO!

After a short wait, in which I overheard some kids talk about ANDY SERKIS!!! and pondered interrupting, was Sahara Hotnights. They were quite good. They had a really streamlined, mod sound to their songs, and I liked them, but this stupid 33-year-old guy kept on screaming. Yelled 'THROW UP YOUR HAND!!!!!!' in my face during one of the songs, and I laughed at him. It was funny. Annoying, but funny.

Lemme say this also: People who try to start moshing, know that you look dumb, and do it for the proper song, not just any damn song the band plays.

After they finished, there is a very long wait, in which Katy R., Christine, and Ben B. are all seen and chatted with. Saw Hernan, Tomas, and Scott too but lost them in the crowd.
Now during this time we (Katie, her sister and I) have all been inching our way closer to the front to see the Hives. For Reigning Sound, we were a bit far away, Sahara Hotnights quite close. This is because we—well, I— decide to try and avoid Stupid 33-Year-Old by moving close enough to the stage that the mosh pit will, in effect, pass us by.

And then...the lights dim, and Nicholaus Arson walks on stage and just stares at us all, blowing on his fingers (one of which is bandaged, aw) and EVERYONE AND THEIR SIXTY-YEAR-OLD-GRANDMOTHER PRESSES AS CLOSE TO THE STAGE AS POSSIBLE, and everyone's screaming their lungs out, including me. Then the rest of the band walks on stage, including PELLE ALMQVIST!! and he just whips the crowd into a frenzy, man. They haven't even played a note of their songs—Nicholaus is just playing a sort of preliminary riff and looking badass—and we're already screaming.

I don't know what it is about the Hives. For the first two bands, I was calm, normal, nodded my head a bit. Shoved the moshers back when they got close. But when Nicholaus walked on stage it was like a button was pressed in my head, and when everyone pushed Katie and I and the rest as close forward as possible, I turned into a raging, screaming, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! fangirl.

NICHOLAUS SAW MY SIGN!!!!!! AND ACKNOWLEDGED IT POSITIVELY!!!!! OMG!!!!!!



They started playing a song off the new album, and everyone was screaming like whoa. I was pretty much pressed up against this girl, 'cept she's taller than me and wearing a spaghetti strap and so my face was forced into her sweaty back. Eww.
Speaking of sweat, my shirt now has at least 26 different people's sweat on it. I think the concert was the most I've ever sweated in my life.

OK, OK, back to the concert. So the Hives are playing, they're rockin' out, and Pelle said something—I can't remember what—but the band started playing "Main Offender", my favorite song, and I just went nuts. It was great, man, cos everyone else was going nuts with me.

Pelle also tried to crowdsurf twice. I can't remember during what songs, unfortunately, because

I TOUCHED PELLE ALMQVIST!!!!!!!!!

and not just a touch, either, I totally, like, grabbed his arm and touched the side of his face and stuff the first time. Everyone went mad the first time, too, so I'm surprised I touched him at all, seein' as how I was surrounded by tall people. But I did!!!!! and he was surprisingly unsweaty!!!
Second time was just a touch on the arm, but still!! Second time his face was, like, right above mine so I shoved the card that Nicholaus had 'read', that said 'fräcka bönor' (this means 'cool beans' in Swedish—don't ask1) and hoped like hell he'd read it. He must've though, since it pretty much was all up in his face. Hoped he'd take it, but I suppose he figured I'd written my number on the back or something. I hadn't—well, I'd written my dad's so that I would't forget to call him—but he didn't take it in any case. Tear. But hey—I still TOUCHED HIM!!! TWICE!!!

Damn, I wish I could remember what songs the crowdsurfing occured to. There were like seven dudes crowd surfing and each time I nearly got my glasses knocked off. Had to slam them back onto the face without losing my place in almost-front row. I actually wanted front row cos there was a breeze, not cos I wanted to jump onstage or anything. But it was tight nonetheless.

After a while I couldn't see anything well outta my glasses—just Nicholaus playing and Pelle's feet when he was standing on top of the dais the drums were on. The light was all blurry, so yeah.

In case you couldn't tell, the Hives are master showmen. Nicholaus does this thing where he gets really close to the edge and plays while opening his eyes really wide and just staring around, and this makes people go mad. Everyone (including me) stuck out their hands as if he'd stop playing to touch them, and the tall guy next to me was pointing and stuff same as I was, which I found amusing.

Pelle of course starts singing and literally bends down and gets right in your face and the crowd goes INSANE. Because there's always the chance he'll jump down and try to crowdsurf again.
Many people yelling 'I love you Pelle!!!' very faintly over the noise. But it was all about Nicholaus, my friend, cos he is HOT HOT HOT.

They finished, supposedly, then lights went off except for the sign (saying 'The Hives' in red handwrity lettering) and everyone cheered, and started stomping and clapping. But then Chris Dangerous (the drummer) walked on and just stared at everyone going nuts and calmly towelled his forehead, then, as an afterthought, threw something into the crowd. I dunno whether it was a ring or what, I honestly couldn't tell, but people went nuts. The band came back on, thankfully, and started playing again to our extreme joy. Especially since Pelle says he will in fact return to Oregon, or ORE-GAAAAAHN as he put it. He was very Southern Baptist both in the way he spoke and the way he drove everyone into a frenzy.
And then they played it.
The Hit.
"Hate to Say I Told You So".
If the dancing was bad before, it was waaaay worse then.During the punch (ASK ME ONCE I'LL ASK YOU TWICE etc.) everyone was doing that jumping thing and screaming, including me, and I was dead tired and sweaty and could barely see the band cos of my glasses, but I didn't care. It was freakin' beautiful, man.

Finally, the lights went off again and they went offstage, and we cheered and cheered and cheered. Chris came back on and stared again, even more idly wiping his brow and neck, then threw a water bottle into the crowd. After a moment of thought, he carelessly tossed the towel out too and walked off. Darkness, then the normal lights turned on.
I fell like I've woken up from a trance. I realized that I was, to use a phrase, hella sweaty. I'm sure my hair was even more of a mess than usual. Everyone else's was, anyway. Katie wrung our her shirt and I noted I had probably caught a disease. The ground was littered with trash, including someone's broken glasses frame, and I suddenly realized that I was very, very tired. Elated, but tired. I slowly walked towards the exit, wishing I could've gotten a sticker if they were free, and down the stairs to a huge group of people. Called my mom, who said my dad had been there since 10:30 (when I thought it would be over—it's 11:40 now) and I felt really bad. They said they'd called, but it was impossible to hear anything now, let alone during the concert. I saw dad outside and numbly accepted two girls' Death Cab for Cutie postcards, tried to slick down my hair, and told dad about the concert. "Feel my shirt," I said excitedly. "It was sooo hard to hear and so sweaty."
"At least you had a good time," he replied, wrinkling his nose slightly at my description. "Wow, you're probably gonna sleep till 11."

I called mom again to make sure she knew I was alright and dad drove me home. Somehow I took a shower without falling asleep, put stain remover on my shirt, as the pen from my sign bled onto it cos of all the sweat, and went to bed.

Now, it's the next day, and because I didn't bring a disposable camera and didn't have a cameraphone, I feel like it was a dream. An awesome dream, but a dream.
But I check the laundry room and sure enough my soaking wet shirt is still there.

That was seriously one of the best times I've ever had. I won't be repeating it for a while yet, but still, BEST CONCERT EVAR.

Sucks for Katie, who's doing Run Hit Wonder today, though.
I'm not sure if I'm supposed to stay here or if I've got to go somewhere today.

and speaking of, [info]anarchistinde—dunno if I'm going to that thing you were talking about on the machine—I'm still really tired and not sure if my parents want me to do something today. Sorry...:-/

But in case you didn't hear it:

BEST CONCERT EVER.



edit: 12: 18 PM
Oh. Whoops. It was [info]racoon16. Sorry 'bout that, [info]anarchistinde.
Guess I'll call her after I call my parents.

1edit: 7:25 PM
Filip has told me 'fräcka bönor" may or may not translate more often into 'gnarly chicks'. 'Gnarly' as in 80s-word-for-cool, and also, for some reason the word for 'bean' is also slang for 'chick'.
I wish he'd said this before. Oh well.
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"We have bike like this in Old Country..." [31 Jul 2004|03:00pm]
Well. That was interesting.
So many references to Russia, though...

and at 8 PM:
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Hmm. [30 Jul 2004|03:08pm]
I don't think this is the one that'll be published—it's far, far, far too weird—but it'll be nice to get the conference vibe anyway.

What else.
Oh: A quote from The Daily Show, cos I've got a sick sense of humor.
First, imagine Stephen Colbert's voice, in the mega-serious "would I lie to you?" type vein.
Now read this in that voice:
"Both Bush and Kerry were tapped for the 'Skull and Bones', an elite Yale society that drinks the blood of babies and feasts on the flesh of virgins."
-TDS

...

OK, I'm a nerd, but at least I'm not as nerdy-looking as this guy.
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That was intelligent...not. [29 Jul 2004|12:17pm]
So: it's about 11:30 yesterday night, and I'm about to go to bed. I think I might do a little bit of bedtime reading before I do, and look around the bed.
Hmm. There seems to be a copy of The Shining lying right next to me. Well, it can't be that bad, it's only a book, innit?





That was a mistake.


In other news, one part of PS3 left.

And yea: Haskons and Lillie did drag up and go to the gay bar, and much merriment was had by all.
But not like that.

Thanks for the congratulations, guys. :-) I suppose I'll run a spellcheck on the manuscript and get down to the hardcore revision. Sigh.


If only someone had already read a lot of it, and could help me out with the revision...
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I TOTALLY ROCK. [28 Jul 2004|07:41pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]
[ music | Definitely not That's So Raven. *cough* ]

Exactly two hundred and fifteen pages, doublespaced, of pure genius.


I'm done with my novel

, in case you couldn't figure out.

Tonight: We dance!!


Or...I just watch Reno 911! and break out the LAST BOTTLE of Marinda to celebrate.


Wooo!!! YAAAAAAY!!!!!

throws confetti


receives fax that says: you still have to edit, dumbass, and you've got a bit more than a week.



...


stfu.
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This one's for da shorteez. [28 Jul 2004|04:10pm]
I think I need to watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force when I'm, like, awake. As opposed to midnight. Cos I is young.
And yes, Megan, you did.
...

No comment re: novel as it will totally jinx it.
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A public service announcement [28 Jul 2004|07:32am]
[ mood | weirded out ]
[ music | Aqua Teen Hunger Force themesong. <3 Meatwad. ]

It has recently come to my attention that certain individuals may or may not be reading my journal. I don't know if this is true, but if it is, please read the following.


Hey. I don't care if you read my journal or not, but the only thing I ask is that you at least tell me you are, cos not doing so means that I'll find out through a third party, and then I'll just be creeped out that you're like half-stalking me.
So: Comment. Specifically, comment on this post.


Thanks.


Thatisall.

ETA: Thanks for the outpouring of love, guys, but I guess I'll specify that I meant people WITHOUT LJs reading my journal.
Thanks, though. :-)

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... [27 Jul 2004|11:09am]
I have succumbed to the hilarity that is Television Without Pity and attempted to register on the boards.

Damn you, [info]racoon16.

ALIAS SPOILER OMG! )
Since, as you know, I haven't watched for approximately 89329823429823 billion years, and thus am hopelessly lost.

General Notice to all:
10 pages to go, single-spaced.
20 maximum.

And then the editing beginneth. O joy. rolls eyes
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Le yawn [26 Jul 2004|03:31pm]
insert picture here of me, rolling eyes, holding freshly purchased Hives ticket


Happy now, Katie?


;-)


I'm so gonna wear black & white and have a sign in Swedish.

But what am I gonna WEAR???
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AAAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH [26 Jul 2004|01:51pm]
As a 'go you' for writing 7 pages or so singlespace, I finished this.

Massive spoilerage follows, as do a lot of caps and exclamation points.

If you're planning on watching the show DON'T READ IT, okay, cos it'll ruin the suspense and junk. )

You know, it still applies; from a certain angle DC Muddyman bears a disturbing resemblance to Edward Norton.
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