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[11 Dec 2003|04:22pm]
Well... I found out my obsesion has a name:
Cryptozoology (and WHAT a fucking name)

In fact... I was just lent a whole book on the subject.
Now that I have an even better source of information when it comes to this stuff, expect many more post like the ones you usually see in here.






Fuck this world is interesting... if only we could get rid of the people.
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[22 Nov 2003|02:17am]
Lion's Mane Jellyfish
This jellyfish has a bell reaching up to eight feet in diameter, and tentacles longer than a blue whale - up to 200 feet long.








[more pictures here: http://www.gotosnapshot.com/LionsMane/LionsMane_catalog.html]
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[31 Oct 2003|06:42pm]
My pumpkin for 2003, mother fuckers...

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[31 Oct 2003|01:10am]
Happy Halloween.



I want to kill cats and hang them from poles tonight...
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[29 Oct 2003|02:31am]
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[10 Oct 2003|05:24pm]
It was not until 1800 that the human population reached its first billion and it took another 130 years to double to two billion. Between 1930 and 1975, in only 45 years, the population doubled again to 4 billion. The six-billionth person was added to Earth's population in 1999 and, by about 2050, almost 9 billion people could inhabit the planet.

Do your part... Kill someone today.

Oh... and wrap your dick before you go sticking it in strange holes.
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[09 Oct 2003|02:55am]





http://is.dal.ca/~ceph/TCP/vsfh.html
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[06 Oct 2003|03:32pm]
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I hate you. [16 Aug 2003|05:18pm]
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[27 Jul 2003|11:25pm]


SINGLE WHITE MALE LOOKING FOR
SINGLE HOT FEMALE

MUST BE HOT, INTERESTING, FUN, NOT BORING, INTERESTING, SMART, CUTE, INTERESTING AND HAVE HER SHIT TOGETHER. ONLY ‘ALL OF THE ABOVE’ NEED APPLY.

SHOULD ALSO LIKE: THE DARK CRYSTAL, PORNOGRAPHY, DONKEY LOVE, COALESCE, MY SENSE OF HUMOUR, DRESSING UP AS A MEDIEVAL WENCH, AIR GUITAR, WILLEM DAFOE, DECAPITATION, HER VAGINA, CALCULUS, PIG DESTROYER, STEPHEN EGERTON, DEAD ALIVE, INTERESTING MUSIC, PIRATES, LONG FUCKS ON THE BEACH, BOTCHED NOSE JOBS, THE SARS, MAN OF LA MANCHA.

SHOULD NOT LIKE: CRUISE NIGHT.

SMOKERS NEED NOT APPLY.

YOU DO NOT FIT THIS DESCRIPTION.

DO NOT CONTACT ME AT: GENE_O@HOTMAIL.COM
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[16 Jul 2003|03:59am]
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WARRIORS OF THE DEEP [08 Jul 2003|02:13am]
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[02 Jul 2003|02:21pm]
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Trust me on this one Paul... [20 Jun 2003|09:50am]
How to make the girl you're fucking's dad like you....

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[16 Jun 2003|09:33pm]
I don't know if this is old news or what... but I have decided to post it anyway.
Straight from ALL central to your fucking face...

Best non star-nosed mole picture I have seen in a long time.


ps. fuck any of you who didn't appreciate my fish.
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[10 Jun 2003|10:08pm]
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porridgefish [07 Jun 2003|02:11pm]
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