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is it beastiality? [09 Apr 2003|04:30pm]
[ music | Carcass- symphonies of sickness ]


... I love this picture. it is the best. I wish I was in the stall next to this guy so I could throw quarters at him while he played his accordion. And I would say, "yes bunny, we really are taking part of something momentous today. We really are something great, you and I. Just a bunny and a delirious girl, haking through life together in a public restroom, aided only by the sweet, sweet sound of your accordion. Praise Jesus, what a fine day to be alive!"

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Why don't they make condoms for bunnies? [28 Mar 2003|02:11pm]
[ mood | anxious ]
[ music | Dead Can Dance- Into the Labrynth ]

As some of you may know, I have a lop eared rabbit living in my back yard who likes to hump things. This has not created too many problems save the fact that I can't wear fuzzy slippers outside. Oh yeah, my cats aren't to happy about it either, but thats another story.
Anyway, I have a neighbor who also has a rabbit and refuses to keep it in his yard, or feed it, so now his rabbit lives in my back yard as well. The neighbor assured my parents it was a male bunny, so I didn't think anything of it until the rabbit started making a nest out of grass and twigs, and digging huge holes in the yard. You can see where this is headed.

I have eight rabbits now! And in a few months if I don't find them homes I am going to have an exponential number more.

If any of you would like one please let me know! they are really cute and friendly, and they're really tiny! There are four black ones and two white ones with black and brown spots. I wish I could keep them all, but I know that would become impossible. I have to find them homes before they start humping eachother and multiplying. So if you want one let me know. They're only a few weeks old right now. I'll post pictures of them at some point. Ask around! It is really important that I find a good place for them to live so that I don't have to take them to a shelter.

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[23 Mar 2003|02:01am]
[ mood | giddy ]
[ music | Billie Holiday- Strange fruit ]

i got my first professional tattoo done today! Its really well done, and I will go to Luis at the pain parlor from now on to get all of my ink done. There will be more, oh yes, there will be more. I will try and get a picture of it up here at some point.

And I got both of my tregas pierced... which is that piece of cartilage that sticks out over your ear canal. I didn't know that until a few hours ago. You learn something new every day.

Today was nice. I took the day off of work and got to hang out with joe and my wifey, who got herself some surface piercings on her chest and this neat ankh on her arm. we had planned to attend the opening of mark rydens new exhibit, but i figgered fuck it i may as well slap some of his art on my back instead. Im so pleased with the outcome! yay for body modification day! The only problem I have is that I have no clue how the hell I am going to sleep because i can't lay on my back because of the tatt, and I can't lay on either of my sides because of the piercings, and if i lay with my head in the pillow i won't be able to breathe. alas, a homer simpson moment!

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stuff I have needed to say for the past two years... [15 Mar 2003|11:44pm]
I just want to let everyone know that i check my friends list about once a month, so if something crucial or upsetting happens to you and you post it don't think that i don't care enough to call you or try to talk to you about it because i am probably not informed. I have to reaquaint myself with this device that is called a telephone... until then forgive my blunders.

I've been entertaining all of these rediculous notions in my head that oddly give me comfort although they depress me like nothing else...

I can't fucking take this anymore. I sleep about three hours a night now and I wake up every fifteen minutes anyway. I actually cry now. and I cry a whole fucking lot.

They added 6 more hours of work to my schedule. I've had to add 3-6 more hours of schooling to my weekly schedule because of adult ed. add to the ten hour plus days that i already spend at school, subtract the rest of daylight into the pm until after the sun comes out because of homework and essays and ethnographic studies and job shadows and interviews and you will end up with my free time. This time is spent of course, by sleeping and the half hour trips that it takes me to get to oxnard and moorpark for school. How many fucking hours are in a week anyway? I need to figure out if i am operating on a negative time schedule. I can't even remember a time when my hands weren't shaking and i didn't have a fucking migrane.

but don't worry man, nonononono don't fucking worry. Because I am going to be so thankful that I am a year ahead in college, and that I have all the tools I will ever need in life that will supply me with a nice fucking cushy job because i know proper MLA format in essay writing. whythe fuck am I doing this to myself?

Maybe its a good idea that I make my mother proud of me before she forgets who I am and dies. She said that I was the best thing she could have done with her life. And that makes me incredibly sick and apologetic.
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my granny is a tranny [18 Feb 2003|02:13pm]
[ mood | blah ]
[ music | antischism ]

last night was fun. i miss having fun...
and yes, i must quote that godawful porno i saw last night. this says it all:
"oooooh gramma!"
"This is better than milk and cookies isn't it!! oooh tommy!"

*puke*

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im still alive!!! [10 Feb 2003|10:38am]
[ mood | sleeplessnessess ]

hello. remember me? anyone? I think I fell off the face of the planet into the cold stellar plane of tedium and nonsense. I found a word for it.
samsara

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[23 Jan 2003|02:32pm]


These are now mine in a 2 gauge. im so happy about it! i cant wait for them to come in the mail! they were only $40! i scored.
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[17 Jan 2003|02:17am]
[ mood | coffee is the root of all evil ]
[ music | suffocation - human waste ]

i'm not where its at. heeheehee

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[13 Jan 2003|10:34am]
the other day heatha and mark and i invaded a really old abandoned mansion in ventura, i wanted to drink but decided against it because i've been having brew induced panic attacks lately. it was really neat, and i saved a souvenier that was full of heather's tooth marks. it was nice to hang out with you again mark!

i want to go to the protest in san francisco this weekend, unfortunately i have to work. i've been looking over my tax forms and my bank statements and i realized that out of the $3,000 dollars i've earned this year i have spent $2,000, which is bad because i can't even remember what i've been spending it on besides burritos and the occasional record or cd. oh yeah, and cigarrettes. but luckily when i was filling out my work papers i had my parents sign me as a dependant so i'm getting a $300 tax return, which will go directly into the car fund. and its damn time i get my liscense too. i'm such a slacker!


"embrace" by Laurie Lipton
check this womans art out! its amazing, and it is all done in pencil! i'm so envious of her ability! www.laurielipton.com
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[08 Jan 2003|11:24am]
[ music | gorguts - obscura ]

hello everyone!

i had a nice winter break and i finally got to relax and drink and be merry and all that shiznit. it was great!
dude. i don't smoke weed but i would love to get a job at a head shop. arrgghhh. those people don't know how great they have it. i wanna sit on my ass all day and sell the occasional bong or lighter and just listen to music and read all day and get paid to do so. im going to start looking for another job soon. subway is getting pretty old.

wooooop!

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[13 Dec 2002|02:04pm]
[ mood | sleep deprived ]



now tell me why my adaptor cable is missing?! i haven't played that game in so damn long! ooooohhhh!!! the bubbles remind me of when i fucked you in your ass!*delirium!!

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[11 Dec 2002|07:36pm]
waaarrrggghhhhh!!!

ihave been sick for a week straight now. I didn't sleep for two days, and i have been doing nothing but studying all week and i am so fucking exhausted right nowthat i feel like im unna diiieeeeeeeee..... FUCK FINALS!!!

i'm going to call in sick for friday. we have this wonderful policy at subway where if you call in sick when you are scheduled to work you must find someone to cover your shift, and if you dont you are forced to work anyway. and if you do not show up they fucking fire you. i need to find a new job! they work me to the fucking bone there.


ugh.... i haven't felt this fucking sick in years. i would love to die right about now so i can rest. lament for my cock.
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[09 Dec 2002|05:53pm]
i got to see dystopia! yay!....

the smell is a funny place. it was filled with ogres like this one guy who was behind me and kept yelling "PLAY SOME MAIDEN!!! MMMAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYDEEEEEENNNNNNN!!!!"


it was hilarious. and sweaty. and smoky. but beautiful!

thats one thing that i can cross off of the list of things i must do before i die. fucking bad ass!
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[01 Nov 2002|12:32pm]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | Siouxsie ]

last night some drunk stranger came to my front door at 1 am and tried to open it, and he started screaming at my mom and asking her who lived there and if they were sleeping, and then he said "let me in, I have a gun."

what a drunk tard! it was sort of scary at first, but now i think its fucking hilarious. my mom called the cops and i guess he waddled away, i dont know if they caught him or not.


man, i wish i could get that fucked up!

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[30 Oct 2002|06:26pm]
[ mood | exanimate ]
[ music | electric wizard ]

can i get a wah wah!?

I miss meathah. both of you must call me.


I never fucking update this thing or check it anymore, let alone my email, so if any of you ever need to get a hold of me please call me, because im thinking about deleting this thing. I dont have much to say anymore and i dont want to take up space with additions of void nothingness but anyways....


wah wah!

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[03 Oct 2002|01:51pm]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | Bowie - Starman ]

woohoooo! I just realized that Cliff energy bars are vegan so i have something to eat besides pita. score! Now back to mindless schoolwork....

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thats jailbate baby! [13 Sep 2002|02:29pm]
[ mood | HORT!!! ]
[ music | hort!!! ]

I don't have much to say at the moment, but i thought it would be a good idea to post something that wasn't me bitching about my life.... hmmmmmmmm.....


I LOVE BURRITOS!

AND YOUR AYYYN!

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[05 Sep 2002|11:41am]
[ mood | I feel like shredded ass meat ]

I am fucking tired.

I have not slept well in weeks. Every waking moment I have I am forced to spend at school, at work, or studying. I have a huge test next week in Anatomy and I have to memorize the entire skeletal system by its medical terms as well as the different parts and functions of the integumentary system and all the other mumbo jumbo that fucking doctors and nurses are supposed to know, which i would have no problem with if i actually had time to fucking do it. fuck!

I drove past james' house on the way to school this morning and i almost fucking cried. I HATE not having time to see him anymore. I hate not having time. I hate my life.

Michelle and I are supposed to go on a date on Saturday. I wanna go by melrose and pick up some vinyl that I will never have time to listen to. I just ordered a buttload of records from ebullition byt I havent even had the chance to listen to them yet. FUCKFUCKFUCK!

Should I just fucking drop out and preserve some shred of fucking sanity? Somebody tell me damnit! I am seriously going to consider dropping out if shit does not change. Fuck!

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[02 Sep 2002|04:11pm]
HAPPY BIRFDEE TO THE WOMBAT!!!!!!!XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO


I love you gena! happy birthday!!!
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[26 Aug 2002|04:42pm]
hello all.

My computer at home is Dead. Dead dead dead. So i am currently at school updating this bullshit. Why? Beacause I suck.

I work all weekend. I am at school 12 hours a day straight for the rest of the week. All extra time is devoted to sleep, eating and taking the occasional shit.

I miss michneaaauuuu more than the world. Do you have any idea how much I worry about you, you skank ass piece of pumpernickel. Geneeauuuu, please call me. I miss you too.

my life is very lame. I am so stressed out right now that I keep getting sick. I get to dissect cadavers in my anatomy class. Thats the only thing I like about school so far.


Give me asprin and a swift kick to the face.
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