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[29 May 2004|11:06pm] |
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This is probably the greatest week-end fucking ever, and I have one day left. I'll murder anyone that ruins it for me.
Last night was insane. The parts that I remember were of me running around with no shoes on and Agata and I screaming like "banshees", as said by Pavel. Nothing completes my day more than distorted images and loud voices. And guitar. Rawr, guitar.
Today, I went and bought a shitload of clothes and jewlery at Kensington Market. No one gives a shit, but fuck you, it's my livejournal so smoke my cock, bietch.
I bumped into ze AGATA on Queen street and we chillx0rzed and chain smoked and did the usual female bonding, yo. We have concluded that Mila Jovovich (sp?) is hot and shit.
I saw a dude juggling chainsaws on the street and a "HotBox Cafe" located beside "Roach-O-Rama"...How fucking 1337 is that? Yeah, that's fucking 1337. What makes it 1337er is the fact that the slogan of that place is "Serving pothead since...Ahh...I forget". HOW GAY AND CHEESY IS THAT? I love it.
In Chinatown, there was a place called "Huy's Pharmacy". I was so tempted to buy it just so I'd have a reciept from HUY'S PHARMACY. (only Russians get it)
Fuckshit, people, don't flake out on me tomorrow, I have Vodka and braincells to kill.
Whoa, momza, I wrote a lot. BOB-a-BOB-a-BOB MARL--AYYYY.
*thinks*
I need a picture so people will actually reply to this and feed my attention whore needs.
GUESS WHAT THAT IS??? (no its not mine i'm not into Alzheimer's)
P.S. I bumped into Lauren ![[info]](http://library.vu.edu.pk/cgi-bin/nph-proxy.cgi/000100A/http/web.archive.org/web/20040611221640im_/http:/=2fstat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) doom_dolly HIhihi.
Whatsup, childrens?
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| An 4nnx0rz adventure |
[23 May 2004|09:37pm] |
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Woke up at 10, got ready, missioned it to Aleksey's house and met up with Natalietrust_her, too.
Headed towards Finch&Bathurst;, calling all of Natalie's friends asking for booze. No sucess. Got to F&B; finally and asked a nice man for a bottle of Vodka.
Ended up getting in a stranger's car, all three of us, drove to hell knows where Liquor store..got our Absolut Vodka, got lost on our way back from Wilmington and wandered in circles for an hour or so.
Finally got to Fishyville, called up Ben, Aleksey missioned for pot.
Got to G. Ross Park, took a few bong hits, had a few shots. Aleksey played some guitar. Fucking hippies. I had a few more shots. I chain smoked like a two cent hooker :X.
Do you see where I'm going?
By then, I lost all control and passed out on the wet grass. Aleksey went to get munchies and Natalie had a throw up parade in the bushes. I was scared, stoned and drunk shitless. She kept coughing and throwing up, I felt terrible.
After a few hours, got her up, it started raining like a motherfucker. We stayed under a roof, the rain passed, traveled to some random hallway. Sat there, Aleksey played more guitar, Nat drew pictures (damn you and your talent <3).
Oh my shit. I have never been so fucked up and smashed my entire life. I had no motor skills or comprehension of what was going on. Everything resembled this
dFGJDFGJKDFKGDJFKGKDFJGIdfugiodufgiojdfigldfGDFJIGIDJFGJDFGJDFGJ
Yeah, like that.
Aleksey had to go, Nat and I got a chocolate milk, sprayed shitloads of perfume samples on each other, and headed home as well.
GOOD GOD.
Now excuse me, but I have to eat some strawberries and PASS OUT.
Have a random picture of me from winter.
♥ 4nnx0rz
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| UGH >:O |
[21 May 2004|04:23pm] |
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DFJGDJGDFG |
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A change of atmosphere is much needed.
*rips out hair, screams* DFJGLDFJGDFG HGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK SHIT MOTHERFUCKER GODDAMNIT DLFKGJDLKFGLKDFGDFG
FUCKL FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKL FUC KFUCJVJ
If I make it through this week, I will be A SUPERIOR HUMAN BEING. The quest will end on Tuesday. Wish me luck.
It could've been worse, I could've been Svitlana.
Yeah, she sucks at life. She sucks..at...many...things. Oh, I'm funny.
Nothing will ever top BENSON & HEDGES MENTHOLS.
Time to go out and enjoy Friday night. Heheh.
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| VERY IMAGE HEAVY. Not recommended for pussies and emo kids. |
[16 May 2004|09:12pm] |
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I'll try to tell this like Victor from The Rules of Attraction.
Yesterday. Met up with Julia teh_timbit and Natalietrust_her. Went down to Finch to meet Alinaits_on. Finally, Pavelonieh and Agata alicexinxchains joined us.
Bought shake off a lady who liked my hair, rolled a joint, took pictures.
( pictures )
Alina, you're hot.
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We got inside the 360. Lit up a few cigs, apparently it's a non-smoking area, the lady was a NAZI. I saw Dash and finally met Lauren doom_dolly, she had a pretty outfit. The bands sucked so we lit numbah two. I took pics.
( pictures again )
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The bands kept sucking, we smoked another joint right before Aphasia. They pwned, my batteries died. I took two pics.
( even more )
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After Aphasia, we smoked another joint. Got munchies, got lost. Met up with everyone and Pavel rolled two more. Him and Agata smoked up the first one and had to go home. Julia and Kristina were gone already.
We smoked the last one and took one more picture.
( oppa! )
Feeling burnt out, my cigarettes finished, and pot in my pocket...We went home. Someone took this pic. You can see my hair.
Guess whose pink hair and stripy shirt that is... YEah.
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Today I woke up, feeling strange and lost. I went back to sleep and woke up at 2. Met up with Aleksey and Pavel, took pics.
( the pics )
I came home, ate, made 10 milkshakes. I feel sick, tired, and have no idea what tomorrow will bring.
Bam.
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| gjfgjdlfkgjldkfjg FUCK YOU MANIC PANIC |
[15 May 2004|09:10am] |
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I promise not to have another breakdown and not show up, children, I have your money...
I GOT A BLENDER. I made the best milkshake. I call it the Chocolate Cigarette Butt Smoothie...Guess what's in it?
Yeah.
Ok, I'm seriously considering suing Manic Panic (the hair dye company)..Last night I got a bottle of Fuchsia Shock since they were out of Red Passion. First of all, I spilled the dye all over my bathroom, but that's my bad.
But then that's where the horror happens.
IT TURNS MY FUCKING SKIN NEON PINK! My hands, my shoulders, my neck, my toes.
See for yourself.
( See more of this massacre )
*groans*
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