Issue #192
10 Jun 04
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How to Survive the Russian ArmyFeature Story Lyola Androsova interviewed several survivors and came back with wild, gory tales of beatings, humiliation and torture... Here Lies the Worst of All
Every fool in America is deep in mourning for this worthless man, who had no conscience, no intellect and no shame... Party PoopersLost the keys again... I gotta work this Moby angle more often... Don't I just look like one of those old dirty postcards... Israelis Attack Rafah CampIsraeli bulldozers and tanks rolled into the Rafah refugee camp in the Gaza Strip again... Hogwarts without the WartsKino Korner When a Harry Potter movie comes to Moscow, Mark always passes the chore of reviewing it to me... Death PornHOMECOMING... GAMBLING PROBLEM... TIGHT KNIT... QUICK CHANGE... |
The eXile Field Guide to Moscow: Caucasian PimpSugarus Daddius is a non-native species from the North Caucusus that has thrived in post-Soviet Moscow... The Reagan Era: Where are they now?William Case... OJ Simpson... Kids... Michael J Fox... Echo and the Bunnymen... Lech Walesa... Ollie North... Roman!Club Review When returning to Moscow refreshed, the eXile requested that I visit the new CALIGULA club... In BriefHundreds of thousands of homeless Americans mourned the death of former president Ronald Reagan... Mandela Porn
There's a nutter out there angry enough about the events chronicled in this column to threaten my editor with a little knifing... |
Burying Iraq under Reagan's CorpseLetter from America The lies about Reagan weren't just offensive. They were desperate... Saudi Terror: Some Killing, Some Lunch...War Nerd Take that big attack on foreigners in Saudi Arabia at the end of May... Bardak CalendarLeto Opening... Ephedra... Tony Sheridan... Maxidrom... Cher... Pilot to Gunner... SemiFreddo: Quasi-PerfectRestaraunt Review We made our way through the small restaurant, weaving among Moscow's eminences grises, to peruse SEMIFREDDO's antinomian menu... SIC!SWEET-N-SWEDEN!... [SIC]US CIRCUS... THE QUEEN OF [SIC]S... GAY-MES UP... POLISH JOKE... |
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CORRECTION
An article in Issue #191 in the eXile incorrectly stated that the Sub-Tropical Party of Russia’s undercover agents were responsible for stalling the ratification of the Kyoto Accords. In fact, the Sub-Tropical Party of Russia’s undercover agents don’t have any access at all. They sometimes even have trouble getting into the party headquarters. We regret any problems this might have caused.
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