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June 26, 2004 - Billy Crystal warms up for his Broadway debut this November in an autobiographical one-man show; dust all taxidermy

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Hey! It's That Guy! - Oh, Vincent Schiavelli. What took us so long?

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2 Stars 1 Slot - Former child stars Ryan Gosling and Nick Stahl are actually good, actually blond young actors. They play crazy psychos and sweet loners. We only need one of them. And it's pretty clear which one of them that is.

Teaser Icon Jason Bateman's Fame Audit
The Fame Audit - Suddenly, a late-career resurgence for Missy Gold seems like a very real possibility.

Teaser Icon Rip Torn's Fame Audit
The Fame Audit - We don't care that he is seventy-three. If he gets it into his head to throw a wrench at you, you'd best get out of the way.

Teaser Icon Battle of the Wisecracking Guys in the Background
Blue Moons - What happens when Steve Zahn gets too big to play Steve Zahn roles? Enter the Tudyk.

Teaser Icon The Six Wives of Harrison Ford
Blue Moons - If you're a female actor over forty in Hollywood, how do you know if you're old/sexy, as opposed to just old? Playing Mrs. Fictional Harrison Ford is a good barometer.

Teaser Icon Beefy Vin-daloo
Blue Moons - Fametracker presents the career of Vin Diesel, as told in headlines collected from an alternate universe in which Vin Diesel is the biggest movie star in the world.

Teaser Icon Kicking Much Class: Upcoming Dame Judi Dench Projects
Blue Moons - The Chronicles of Riddick is just the beginning. Fametracker offers this exclusive sneak peek at four upcoming Dame Judi Dench films, all of which prove that in Hollywood, action's got a new name -- and a royally appointed designation.

Teaser Icon Hey! It's That Smarmy, Uptight, Impotent Bastard!
Hey! It's That Guy! - Patrick Fabian is best known as Joan of Arcadia's high-school principal. But every character he plays is kind of a high-school principal at heart.

The Judgmental Thumbs

Bill Clinton
He sold 400,000 copies of his autobiography My Life on its first day, setting a new one-day record for sales of a non-fiction book. Are we completely sure he can't run for President again?

The Much-Feared Judgmental Crest of Thumbs

Colin Farrell
He's had a full-frontal nude scene cut from his upcoming movie, A Home At The End Of The World. And, just like that, we're no longer interested in seeing A Home At The End Of The World.


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